Description: A Film By Jamie Knight
Starring: Georgia Machon
—
SB Thoughts:
:24 let’s make the whole video still shots of flower vases
:30 dude, that’s the worst
1:57 bullshit on the coffee, this girl is like 12 years old
2:!8 do you live in a hotel?
3:17 LEAVE.
3:26 guess who can’t drive? it’s you.
go to the park or something.
4:16 NOPE.
4:23 leave, child. YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU.
5:02 that’s just your sister
5:47 hahah first of all, why the stuffed dog?? and why are you covered in nailpolish
5:56 it wasn’t the worst, definitely not the best
—
Lesson: Don’t leave your 12 year olds home alone or the demons will giggle and jump scare at them.
—
Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩
[Jamie Knight personally gets 1 ✩ star because they’re an asshole with no sense of humor.]