That’s Not Me

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Written by Shubie Recole and Melvin Johnson

Directed, and edited by Melvin Johnson:

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Starring Shantel Lyles – https://instagram.com/shubierecole

Starring William Watson – https://twitter.com/Keed816

Shot using the Sony Fs 700
Edited using FCPX, Red Giant: Magic Bullet Suite

Music composed by – William Pearson

SB Thoughts:

:09 “hello there, angel from my nightmares..”

:21 THAT’S IT, SHOVEL THAT PUMPKIN SLOP.

:51 unplug your hallway and plug it back in — cuz it glitchy

1:30 I like how he finds nothing odd about being given pumpkin slop on a plate

1:58 is this just cousin it’s daughter? you SEE the resemblance…

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2:32 ah, that neck is so broken.

2:45 couple one two spooks.

Lesson: Cousin It has a daughter.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Hacked

Description: This short horror film was shot in one night and edited in about 30 hours.

Filmed on the Canon T2i with the 50mm f1.8 and Stigma 30mm f1.4

We were a Top 10 Finalist in the Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights Short Film Contest. Entries were received across the country and narrowed down to 10 by producer and actor Eli Roth, Marc Graser, and John Murdy

CreepyLA.com says: “Hacked by Stephen Lubin has scared me away from video chatting for a spell.”

Halloween-Blues.com writes: Best Film Overall: Hacked- This one won me over with it’s use of modern internet humor, disturbing killer and with the chilling idea of seeing your own death before it happens. Overall it was very solid and I hope they can take home the award.”

Directed and Edited By: Stephen Lubin
Written By: Paul Moomjean
Husband & Wife: Charlie Rude & Jackie Ganz
Hacker: Michael Lubin
Superdude: Andrew Morgan
Sheena the Goddess of War: Kristin Rice
Freedom Fighter: Barry Lubin
Director of Photography: Kyle Ford
Camera: Chuck Costable
Special Effects: Gracie Bifulco
Makeup: Kelsey Coffin
Sound: Andrew Morgan
Production Assistant: Kasey Lubin

SB Thoughts:

:10 HOW MANY CUCUMBERS DO YOU REALLY NEED?!?!

:25 hahah okay?

:35 chat. myfucking face lmao

:45 “wah, I’m so lonely time to go beat off on chatroulette”

1:02 waffle dropper, be more careful

1:12 yeah IT’S YOU.

1:22 “shut the fuck up, Todd, I actually hate you” – is what Julie didn’t say

1:38 hahah I love that scare

1:45 is just a spooky game, Todd, be cool

2:08 dude, you two got camera killed by albino Eminem so hard

2:12 will the real Slim Shady PLEASE. STAND. UP.eminem.png

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Lesson: Chatroulette, more than just dicks; albino Eminem.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Don’t Look Away

Description: None Provided

SB Thoughts:

:45 why would anyone stay at their significant others place when they weren’t in town?

2:05 hahaha how would anyone not notice that?

2:20 shits not okay

2:40 SO SHE JUST DOESN’T CARE??

2:45 hahaha this ghost is a fucking baby. grow up, baby ghost.

3:25 “time to take more selfies and hope no fuckin men show up in the background, I guess”

4:05 first of all, this is hilarious

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4:05 this is just a fucking wrestler in the closet2ndhilarious.png

4:15 hahah obviously fuck any random face detection, but still super funny

4:45 hahaha I love how she just didn’t even tell him about the scrawled out note until right now hahah “oh btw, nbd, but fuckin random note from closet ghost”

5:20 break up with this dummy haha

6:03 hahah why would anyone even be still stayin there??? –JUST GO HOME TO YOUR DAMN HOUSE.

6:40 lmao that sounded like a goat.

6:54 “this isn’t a fucking game” –slam-y ghost hand

7:23 that jump scared my balls off

7:43 hahahah worst. boyfriend. ever.

8:00 yeah like –no shit

8:14 hahaha “OH, WELL THAT’S A RELIEF” – this terrible boyfriend

8:37 it’s kind of a game tho

Lesson: If your boyfriend doesn’t believe your spookytales just break up with his dumbass.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Blood Bonding

Description: Some kinky shit is about to happen.

SB Thoughts:

:15 this is one of THOSE porns

:30 you know the ones

:43 hahaha how convenient that one of them brought up their own crime article to fuck next to

1:22 “WHAT IS IT LASSIE? IS GRANDPA STUCK IN THE WELL AGAIN??”

1:39 broette, you can’t just cut the cord someones cord like that

2:16 damn, so it is an umbilical cord afterall

Lesson: Mama’s boy’s a freak.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Nextdoor

Description: A man conducting an inspection of a quirky old house happens upon a dark secret when something draws him to the attic.

Winner ‘Best Film’ at Allshorts Film Festival 2015. Official Selection Toxic Film Festival 2017.

SB Thoughts:

:10 straightoutta

:48 WHAT IS YOUR CHIN

1:05 LMAOAHHAH

1:49 get in there

2:00 YOU LIVE HERE NOW.

2:26 the world’s all fuzzy now and it’s night time 100% of the time

3:11 you’re so fucked, beard-ylocks

3:23 some little kid scribble-y had their way with your papers

4:09 “YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST LEAVE??” – mystery force

Lesson: The attic says if it can’t have you no one can.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Paranoia

Description: Selected: FRESH FILM FESTIVAL 2017
Directed by Reuben Harvey
An ©SLS Original Drama
(Alternate Ending Films)
In Association with Cut And Print Films

This well crafted and superbly executed short combines visually pleasing cinematography and scares to create a brilliant and unique film.

Directed by REUBEN HARVEY
Starring DAVID BELL
Executive Producer ADAM HOWE

SLS Productions / Alternate Ending Films:
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Cut And Print Films:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCgP…

SB Thoughts:

:09 poor cow, let it free to do cow life stuff.

:32 these would be MUCH prettier in color –AS DESIGNED

:53 K LET’S GET TO THE SPOOKS. WE’VE GOT ENOUGH ENVIRONMENT.

1:04 “WHO’S THE WISEGUY THAT SHUT OFF MY MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC” – this fuckin’ smartiepants

1:53 first they turn off your tunes, next they’re openin’ and closin’ your doors.

2:!2 NOW THEY BREAK SHIT. that’s the last straw!!

2:39 don’t run around all willynilly, you could get hurt.

2:51 hahah why

3:02 nice house. wanna fuck about it?

3:20 maybe the whole rest of the movie is just him locking stuff

3:39 AGAIN WASTED BEAUTY BY BLACK AND WHITE

4:02 dude just had an itchy face, stop mean muggin’

4:40 hitachi magic wands are cameras too. wow.

5:17 “fuck your camera” – camera smackin’ bandit

5:39 wow, it’s a person. who saw that coming??

5:48 hide inside with all your locks, little boy

Lesson: Teenagers are B&Eing assholes.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩ [not enough spooks]

Illusion

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SB Thoughts:

:10 blind me, why don’t you?

:46 hahah what is he a sleeper agent?

:56 “HEY, MAN. I’VE APPEARED AND DISAPPEARED LIKE HUNDRED TIMES RIGHT BY YOU AND YOU HAVEN’T EVEN GIVEN A FUCK” – white shirt guy

1:45 finally fucks are given

1:56 quite the schnoz

2:06 dude, you dropped all your stuff. go get dat.

2:33 where you runnin’ to Sonic?

3:07 hahah you’re too outta shape for this

3:25 there is no excuse for these jams

3:30 you just lay down and die?

Lesson: Just lay down and die.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩