Tag Archives: 5 stars

A. Friend

Description: Home alone at night, a young woman is about to discover the other side of social media…

Seule chez elle la nuit tombée, une jeune femme reçoit une curieuse “demande d’amitié” par internet…

A Thinly Sliced Short
by Erwann Kerroc’h, Amaury Dequé and Guillaume Le Moal
Shot with a Canon 5D Mark II

“CC” DOES NOT MEAN “CREATIVE COMMONS” BUT “CLOSED CAPTIONS”
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

SB Thoughts:

:18 I bet this’ll be about dick pics

:35 YEAH, FUCK WORK.

1:12 I can’t tell if it’s a pupil or a flower

1:40 so it’s just her and a bunch of women being stalked for a long ass time. great.

2:27 guess that answers that question

3:24 shits not okay

3:56 dude, fuck that.

4:06 WHY DOES –NO ONE– grab a FUCKING weapon??

Lesson: Facebook ruins lives.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

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SWIPR

Description: Alone for the evening, Vicki meets her match. 👀

Written & Directed by Scott Craig & Andrew Coleman
Starring Emily-Alice Sesto, Stella Taylor, Tim Hayward
Thanks to Nikhil Chavda, Marisol Hillier

Emoji artwork provided by EmojiOne https://www.emojione.com/

Copyright 2017 Craig & Coleman LLP

SB Thoughts:

:09 sick shower curtain

:41 everyone likes booze

:54 i didn’t see, but i’m sure that was a dick pic

1:36 HELLO

1:58 “IN A JEEPERS CREEPERS KIND OF WAY” – this babe

2:08 “…because I’m a demon” – also this babe

2:23 oh okay, that’s fucking weird haha

2:31 NOT OKAY

2:53 WHY WASN’T YOUR DOOR LOCKED BEFORE???

3:08 dude, fuck this haha

4:24 DON’T DO THAT!!!!

4:36 dude. looking through a peephole and seeing total darkness is not good.

4:52 and they’re wearing camo, THAT’S THE WORST.

5:10 omg. that’s so unsettling.

5:50 cool, thanks. just in case I forgot.

6:19 first horror short ever where police may have actually arrived?

6:42 there’s no fucking way this is actually the police tho

Lesson: Fuck the police.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

U Get What U Deserve

Description: During the Trump presidential era, Kagan is the victim of a terrifying home invasion – when she calls 911 for help she quickly finds the newly implemented 911 operating system does not offer help as willingly as it used to. With the intruder in the house, Kagan’s life choices could mean a long wait before help arrives…

Special Voice Appearance by Gates McFadden (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
Starring Atsuko Okatsuka (Littlerock) and Mike Estes (Ash vs Evil Dead)
Featuring the Voice of Adam J. Yeend (Liz & Dick)

Directed by John Fitzpatrick
Written/Edited by Brian Chandler
Cinematography by Nicholas Kaat
Camera Operated by Nathan Dean Fetzer
First Assistant Director: Damien Bodie
Key Makeup by Ericka Cho
Visual Effects by Jessica Chandler and DJ Summitt

Produced by Brian Chandler, Jessica Chandler, Ryan Dillon, John Fitzpatrick, Sarah Fitzpatrick and Adam J. Yeend.

Watch Scary Endings Season 2 starting with “The Nightmare” https://youtu.be/SpuWu_N62Ns

Scary Endings Series Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhW4n…
Episode 10: “Welcome to the Circus” https://youtu.be/ntmUWNIlO0I
Episode 9: “The Grinning Man” https://youtu.be/MPPpSq8XNeM
Episode 7: “Smother Mother” https://youtu.be/RhW4nsPY73Y
Episode 6: “He’s Right Behind You” https://youtu.be/uDqh8Ey04yo
Episode 5: “Bounce House of Horror!” https://youtu.be/SgOZ1CvWWfc
Episode 4: “Yummy Meat: A Halloween Carol” https://youtu.be/ThRMQ5UP4R8
Episode 3: “The Babysitter and the Boogeyman” https://youtu.be/ssFsb9HmDRo
Episode 2: “Voyeur” https://youtu.be/QjVbtKntWtU
Episode 1: “We Always Come Back” https://youtu.be/C-zxiDJ6ziY
SKYPEMARE: https://youtu.be/hIFkut11Xpc

#horror #donaldtrump #scarysndings #skypemare

SB Thoughts:

:07 looks about right

:30 flowers is not weapons, silly

:40 creepedout.gif

:58 sick fucking tits. let’s do this.

1:33 hahaha fuck.

1:52 this is too real

2:29 capitalism you_would_img1.gif

2:56 burn him tho

Lesson: resistance.jpg

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

The Exorcism

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“The Exorcism”

Created by: Scott Tanner Jones

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SB Thoughts:

:35 still a babe tho?

1:00 this joke is too good

1:30 psh.png

1:46 what was this written by baptists?

2:05 its funny because men and fat people LITERALLY never get possessed

2:33 oldpals.png

2:57 the sincerity is real.

3:02 I hope they kiss

3:42 HEY hahahah

Lesson: Who says exorcism can’t be fun?

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

The Face Swap

Description: You’ll never want to face swap again.

SB Thoughts:

:00 WAY TO GIVE TO LEAVE NOTHING TO THE IMAGINATION, PREVIEW IMAGE

:05 ohhh, and here I thought the cat was just evil

:09 DON’T GO BACK THERE — WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!!?!

:18 IT’S LIKE YOU HAVE NO WILL TO LIVE AT ALLLLL

:24 “ohhhhFUUCKK” — actual words out of my mouth

:28 :Ashton Kutcher runs out:punk'd.png

:30 ah fuck, that was just mean.

Lesson: I just pissed myself. They faked me out so hard with that shitty graphic preview image. Bravo.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

The Cop Cam

Description: A police officer follows up on a disturbance call and discovers a horrifying secret.

SB Thoughts:

:34 that gun hand gave me a spook

1:03 this is the part of playing Silent Hill where I hand the controller over to someone braver

1:23 Deborah Logan?? is that you? you’re in the wrong movie, go home.

deborah-Logan.jpg

1:38 ugh

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1:44 it’s like Deborah Logan and Samara from the Ring had a baby

1:46

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1:53 he fell down and go boom

1:57 [[ugh, but it’s supposed to be over now because the copper fell down. don’t be scary anymore.]]

“this is major police officer, there’s too many spooks here. I repeat: TOO MANY SPOOKS, over”

2:06 dooon’t

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Lesson: “And then she said, ‘Police brutality’? I thought you said ‘BRUTALITY OF POLICE’!!”

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Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

Instawolf

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“Instawolf”

Crew:
Writer/Director: Alex J. Mann
Co-Writer: K. Adam Bloom
Production Company: Space Oddity Films (https://www.youtube.com/spaceoddityfilms)
Producers: Alex J. Mann and K. Adam Bloom
Associate Producer: Mackenzie Woodcock
DP: Nelson Ramm
Editor: Nelson Ramm
Sound editor and score: Christian Laszlo
Make-up: Krista Jee
VFX: Leigh Macabanti and Brooke Noska
Music: Christian Laszlo
Production Counsel: K. Adam Bloom

Cast:
Brandi King
Jacob Anton

Crypt TV:

We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.

SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!

SB Thoughts:

:07 wet

:29 waterfall.jpg

:36 waterfall2.jpg

:47 heavybreathinggif.jpg

1:09

hungryman.png

1:14-1:32 :swoons:

aroused.jpg

Lesson: If you can’t seem to get the right selfie don’t…lose your head..about it.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩