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The Screen

Description: Something is up with the TV screen…
The Ring / Rings / Asian horror movie inspired short film.
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SB Thoughts:

:17 that should be whiskey

:53 was this guy not just watching himself on tv –even before??

1:03 now he is again, its just the present haha

1:45 ring girl

2:06 she’s just like “ya, it’s me. WHAT OF IT??”

2:27 BOOOOTTY-BOOTYBOOTY!!!!

2:44 DUDE where the fuck do you live that that’s the electrical plug???

3:05 “NOW – we kiss.” – Samara

Lesson: “And that’s how babies are made.” – Abstinence Only Sex Educators

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

LOUD

Description: LOUD is a short horror film produced for Halloween. It follows a serial killer as he chases down his 16th victim and stumbles upon another.

Ossuary 2 – Turn by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license.

Created and Directed by Benjamin West.

Disclaimer: content may upset some viewers.

SB Thoughts:

:16 “♬ I’M TOO BUSY ♩- ♩ENJOYIN LIFE, ♬ SKIPPY-SKIPSKIP ♩ PLAID SHIRT ♩ SKIP ♬”

:37 “hey lady, I just did parkour out here, let me inside. These genes deserve to live.”

:39 oh the irony of killing in that mask

:45 steal this scene idea from HUSH some more

:59 IT’S LITERALLY THE SAME. this is some copyright infringement bullshit.

1:03 “‘♬STILL ♩ JUST ♩ IN HERE, ♬ ENJOYIN’ ♩ MY LIFE ♬'”

1:06 “okay that’s enough, even I’m annoyed of my music”

1:16 I hate to be that person, but with a window like this and no screen or any way to stop an intruder — you’re kind of asking for it.

1:24 “♬LISTENIN’ TO BIRDS,♩ IN MY EARS.♬ I’M SURE NO ONE’S ♩ BROKEN ♩ IN MY HOUSE ♬”

1:46 “actually, cucumber sounds really good right now”

1:55 “WHO’S THE WISE GUY WHO BLOODY’D MY CUCUMBER??”

2:02 sneeze scream?

2:03 is this about to be sex??

2:10 the pillow is mightier than the knife

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2:24 :kneels down: “‘I’m sorry, did you just say, “WHAT are you doing this?” THAT’S JUST BAD GRAMMAR.'”

2:31 is this sex now? I only had abstinence-only sex education

2:46 “just like God” ?? I don’t think that’s right.

3:02 is he just smelling it?? CAN THIS BE OVER NOW?

Lesson: I’m as good at Microsoft Paint as this short was bad.

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩