Description: A short christmas horror film by Felix Pocock, Joe Fenn and Archie Barber starring Bronwen Morris. At home alone ‘Alice’ is trying to finish her history project when she finds a mysterious object in her loft
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SB Thoughts:
:23 SO CHRISTMAS
1:39 welcome to ASBESTOSLAND!
2:12 hahah what?
2:28 gotta wash all the spooks off
2:32 that was fuckin swift.
ALA CUISINE!
4:09 hahah it’s about time one of those got incorporated into a horror film!!
4:32 “hello, it is I, SANTA CLAUS, you get coal for Christmas” :end horror film:
5:08 it took a lot of hard work, but viola. the subliminal imaging:
5:25 those curtains were definitely closed
5:29 I SEE YOU, SPOOKY!!
5:41 haha sorry, gas masks just don’t spook it for me…
5:48 there would be splatter. and also those impact sounds make NO sense.
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Lesson: This woman must have been made entirely of metal.
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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩
Scaredy Bird 