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Hide and Seek

Description: SuperfreakMedia closes the year with another festive tale of terror! Thanks as always for the continued support on the channel!

Starring – Matt Barker + Jonathan Butler
Special Thank to – KERA ROBSON for providing the aerial photography in the film
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SB Thoughts:

:04 dude’s in no shape to be playing hide and seek

:31 looks like another version of him

:50 how does he expect to win hide and seek if he doesn’t listen to his surroundings? amateur.

1:07 hahaha i want to know how long it took to decide upon this song, superfreak media

1:42 no you do fucking not

1:52 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1VgRRWOVKg

2:03 BLUE ROSE!!!

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2:16 “…this tall”

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2:38 “My name is Annie, and I’ve been with Michael. The good Michael is in the Lodge, and he can’t leave. Write it in your diary.”

2:56 close call, Jeff.

3:08 yeah, this is definitely just Twin Peaks.

3:30 I mean..at least it’s not the YOU version of you.

3:41 the other timelines of you are real clumsy, man.

3:46 this one just happened to have been carrying an open bottle of nail polish over his head right as he fell

4:40 just impale yourself on a tree branch already

Lesson: worst. groundhog day. ever.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

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Follow Me

Description: A film by Patrick Lirette.
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SB Thoughts:

:24 why paint when you could be drinking?

:31 lemme get that clock tho

1:03 “..fuck painting, actually” – his friends

1:24 he should just paint the outline of those shadows on his wall.

1:58 my volume was up too loud. gave me a spook

2:17 those placemats make it look like you have four puzzles going at the same time.

2:44 this is the most thorough room scanning I’ve ever seen in a horror short.

3:08 really.jpg

3:14 all the shadows are different on the ground with the step appearance of each step; marking the time splicing as blatantly amateur.

4:14 clearly it wants you to go into that door that makes no blueprinting sense, nerdy max bemis.

Lesson: Quit spookin’ yourself. Quit spookin’ yourself.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Facebook Sinister

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SB Thoughts:

:46

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1:04 “hey we’ve been FB friends for 5 seconds, I find you really interesting”

2:10 SO they talked on Facebook in english but in person they don’t?? OK

2:15 “wanna..like..get surgically attached to each other sometime????????????”

3:45 “Get inside.” sounds harmless

3:56 time to light the ceremonial candles

4:14 “I need your blood for the ritual. STOP MAKING THIS ABOUT YOU”

4:30 “we’re here for the sacrafice”

4:34 suddenly there’s a hostage???

4:54 “the page just says, smack them with leaves till they die? I guess let’s try it.”

5:49 blood capsules

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6:00 wow, there’s still three more minutes of this

6:27 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6G1uwe20wg

7:00 – 7:40 TRAUMATIC SPOOK FLASHBACKS

7:50 the demon surely let themselves in

7:59 “slidin’ in your hallways like..”

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Lesson: 2017: One minute you’re makin’ out with some rando from Facebook — the next thing you know — you’re watching their amateur exorcism.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Near Death Experience

Description: Two people have near death experiences on the same date. An investigator is brought in to see if these two incidences are related and to help find the man responsible.

Written, shot, directed, and edited by Jonah George
Visual FX by Cole Ledger

Edited in Final Cut Pro X and Adobe After Effects CS6

Shot on Sony fs-700u and Sony Lens
Drone shots with Phantom 2 and GoPro Hero 4 Silver Edition

SB Thoughts:

1:33 hahaha what

2:04 oo someone got a drone

2:45 WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING THESE BIRDS?? I see no food

3:06 hate it when that happens

3:13 ..these must be some amateur kidnappers..

3:40 garbage can of water?

3:51 realistically she never would have survived this.

4:10 shoes.jpg

5:23 SO BEACH

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5:46 “so I was like..well I got one almost dead person, MAY AS WELL pick up this one TOO..”

6:30 “okay, I’m like 15, and have no connection to the police. so I dunno why you told me all that”

6:51 ooohhhh shittttt wow.jpg

7:10 “time to kill this guy, again.”

Lesson: This killer sucks.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩