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Puzzle

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SB Thoughts:

:15 there’s Waldo.

:30 hahah I thought the top of that box said “fuck you” at first

:55 “PUZZLES 😀 I LOVE PUZZLES” face

1:22 this guy is a man of my own heart; you got your puzzles, your popcorn, your tea in nice porcelain. what more do you need?

2:19 serious fuckin’ puzzle time

2:34 DUDE how the fuck did that popcorn JUST START popping??? he was done with like a fuck ton of that puzzle already hahah this guy’s not fuckin around.

3:10 $10, the puzzle is just a picture of him dead at his puzzle table

3:49 IM-PUZZLE-OSSIBLE

4:16 this asshole didn’t even give you all the pieces, Peter

4:40 you didn’t deserve that

Lesson: Not even hermit puzzle-doers are safe in their own home anymore.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

OCD

Description: People with OCD are prone to horrific intrusive thoughts…or even thoughts about evil.

Starring Roberto Raad

Directed by Steven Smith
Produced by Roberto Raad
Written by Roberto Raad
Director of Photography – Michael Tushaus
Edited by Steven Smith
Sound by Paul Tumpson & Zachary Vantilborg
PA -Alexia Gross

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SB Thoughts:

:47 this ghost is a fucking asshole

1:11 I don’t think the wind does it like that, buddy

1:23 this ones just straight scary

1:36 whoa

1:50 I really just feel bad

1:57 hahah you just have an intruder. just go tell him to leave.

2:15 is that YOU??

2:26 that’s what I thought

2:37 this is so fucking clever.

3:43 😦

Lesson: You’re haunting yourself, big guy.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Who’s There?

Description: This is a final project i created for my film class. I wanted to go for a creepy horror vibe and try cause some sort of fearful reactions. Thank you to my actors Jack Bonko and Kali Klimek! Enjoy!

SB Thoughts:

:12 I haven’t done enough drugs for this

:30 it’s stone o’ clock

1:36 creepin’ peeper

1:41 YOU MADE HER DROP ALL THE POPSICLES, ASSHOLE

1:56 it’s daytime?

2:19 “also, I’m a liar and a ghost”

2:31 HE’S NOT EVEN HOLDING A PHONE

Lesson: Those popsicles are probably all broken now.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

325 Sycamore Lane

Description: A short horror film based on the vanishing hitchhiker urban legend.
Starring Jeff DuJardin, Emmy Newman and Juliette James.

SB Thoughts:

:17 babe

:22 stop thinking about how much of a babe you are, Jeff, you almost hit some pajama’d lady

:47 “is this about to be sex now?” – jeff thoughts

1:06 why you gotta talk so weird tho?

1:16 “pffhaha HAVEN’T YOU EVER HEARD OF MAPQUEST??”

1:27 “I’m like totally dead”

1:42 incest

1:51 “ya, that’d because my body is dead, anyway –back to my hot brother”

2:05 “..so are you married to your brother, or..?”

2:21 “I’m remarkably British now, and fuck off, you bloody wanker”

2:48 “get it?..cuz I’m like totally 10 years dead”

3:16 confused and handsome for the camera

3:18 and dead to a trucker

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3:31 WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!

3:36 hey, you married son of a bitch, pay attention to the road for once, maybe.

3:44 “just calling to let you know I’m like totally dead, and have been this whole time. have a nice life with your wife you don’t love.”

3:56 THAT ASHTON’S AT IT AGAIN!!

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4:06 I guessed her exact death age. fucking professional.

4:36 PLOT TWIST

4:41 thems those, “I’m going to kill you and then have sex with your body” eyes

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4:46 HE’S CONSIDERING IT THO

Lesson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYKsjdkdRbw

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩