Marianne

Description: A Film By Jamie Knight
Starring: Brehna Williams & Georgia Machon

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SB Thoughts:

:08 cream–CREAM—EVERYWHERE!!!

:16 FUCKING. GROSS., Marianne

1:20 ya, fuck those leaves

1:51 I’m sure that was nothing

2:02 you’re being tormented because you put ice in your wine

2:32 “OH, FUCK. I cat-know shits about to go down” – this cat

2:48 “I couldn’t give any less fucks. I just want to take baths in more cream”‘

3:28 “I can’t wait to murder this girl, so I can make with the bathing in more milk, already”

3:30 why would she need to wash her hands before drinking something?

3:48 ….? “I saved money by switching my water bill to 100% blood”

4:05 this girl does not look like a smoker

4:15 she just growled

4:45 ew, Marianne. not cool. who wears a jersey while taking a bath?

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Lesson: Bathing in blood of virgins is so 18th century.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Behind the Door

Description: There’s something outside that wants to come in…

A terrifying short horror film by first time Director, the talented Baylea Hart, starring Harrison Dowling and Rory Lockland.

Produced by Noomi Spook, of Strawberry Corpse.
DOP and Camera Marcus Way.
Sound recording Max Dowding.
Make up by Kelly Lou.

Special thanks to Jay Hillburn, Rowena Diamond, Tim Handley and Josh Guant.

Sound effects from:
http://www.freesfx.co.uk
http://www.incompetech.com
http://www.soundbible.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXOs3xQYBlM – Dale Pendlebury

http://www.strawberrycorpse.com

http://www.facebook.com/StrawberryCorpse
http://www.twitter.com/stwberrycorpse

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SB Thoughts:

:06 jump scare

:24 this kid is gonna die of sick before the thing can get inside

:30 thing in the mirror looking in???? but not in the door itself?? hahah how

:35 i LOOOVE those curtains

:44 the aesthetic of this whole living room, 5 ✩✩✩✩✩ stars

1:00 “just got home..so guess I’ll turn on the radio..because it’s 1922”

1:18 “it’s me! the tiny British boy you hangout with!”

1:40 THE RADIO HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS

2:07 what a dick move, monster

2:32 YOU GOT TRICKED

2:42 hahaha SPOOKEMON!!!

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Lesson:

“…SPOOKemon, gotta catch ’em all
Its you and me
I know it’s my destiny
SPOOKemon, oh, you’re my best friend
In a world we must defend
SPOOKemon, gotta catch ’em all
A heart so true

You teach me and I’ll teach you
SPOOKemon, gotta catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Yeah..”

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Home Care

Description: Please subscribe if you had a pleasant time 🙂
Staff :
– Xavier MANGOEN
– Dorothée BABOIS
– Anais JENNER
– Mamita

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SB Thoughts:

1:13 I guess I wasn’t scared because old people aren’t monsters to me?

1:27 nice job taking care of her by scrolling through social media

1:39 “hey, uh, so what the fuck? you come into my home and sit on my couch?”

2:06 well, she’s possessed. did you learn nothing from the Taking of Deborah Logan or the Visit?

2:14 “get fucked.”

3:12 you got demon mouth

3:24 “I pooped myself and it’s your job to clean it up. but for real tho, like why the fuck do you think you’re in my house?”

3:43 what dat?

3:50 uh oh, where’d granny go?

4:21 I hope she’s just on some ceiling

4:40 really tho, if you design an elderly home and you put stairs inside, you should be fired.

5:19 i would just jump over the banister and end it right there.

5:23 OH THAT’S SO MUCH WORSE

5:52 SHE KNOWS YOU’RE IN THERE, demon’s just fucking with you. WHAT’RE YOU –NEW???

6:18 sneaky snake

6:20 granny’s got some power

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Lesson: The demon fired her because she was a lazy ass.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Who’s There?

Description: This is a final project i created for my film class. I wanted to go for a creepy horror vibe and try cause some sort of fearful reactions. Thank you to my actors Jack Bonko and Kali Klimek! Enjoy!

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SB Thoughts:

:12 I haven’t done enough drugs for this

:30 it’s stone o’ clock

1:36 creepin’ peeper

1:41 YOU MADE HER DROP ALL THE POPSICLES, ASSHOLE

1:56 it’s daytime?

2:19 “also, I’m a liar and a ghost”

2:31 HE’S NOT EVEN HOLDING A PHONE

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Lesson: Those popsicles are probably all broken now.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩