Tag Archives: babe

Brujeria

Description: Some guy got a really bad bloody nose in his bathtub.

SB Thoughts:

:10 hey sorry, man. hate to break it to you now, but there is no god.

:22 I hope this pupper lives.

:42 BABE.

:59 HWHAT’S WITH THE ARMLESS BARBIE DOLL THO?!?!

1:17 hahahah

1:24 lemme get some of those self-lighting candles.

1:39 THAT BETTER NOT BE THE PUP!! :{

1:50 GOD. DAMN-IT

1:58 floaty slender man, get fucked. you can’t beat up puppers that way. that’s not FUCKING. COOL.

2:20 dude, you’re floaty slender-meat.

2:37 monster just got it’s NAILS. DID.

2:52 more like BRO-jeria. amiRIGHT??

Lesson: I’m right.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

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SWIPR

Description: Alone for the evening, Vicki meets her match. 👀

Written & Directed by Scott Craig & Andrew Coleman
Starring Emily-Alice Sesto, Stella Taylor, Tim Hayward
Thanks to Nikhil Chavda, Marisol Hillier

Emoji artwork provided by EmojiOne https://www.emojione.com/

Copyright 2017 Craig & Coleman LLP

SB Thoughts:

:09 sick shower curtain

:41 everyone likes booze

:54 i didn’t see, but i’m sure that was a dick pic

1:36 HELLO

1:58 “IN A JEEPERS CREEPERS KIND OF WAY” – this babe

2:08 “…because I’m a demon” – also this babe

2:23 oh okay, that’s fucking weird haha

2:31 NOT OKAY

2:53 WHY WASN’T YOUR DOOR LOCKED BEFORE???

3:08 dude, fuck this haha

4:24 DON’T DO THAT!!!!

4:36 dude. looking through a peephole and seeing total darkness is not good.

4:52 and they’re wearing camo, THAT’S THE WORST.

5:10 omg. that’s so unsettling.

5:50 cool, thanks. just in case I forgot.

6:19 first horror short ever where police may have actually arrived?

6:42 there’s no fucking way this is actually the police tho

Lesson: Fuck the police.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

Inside

Description: A curious young photographer discovers more than she bargains for when she decides to explore off the beaten track…

Shot on the Blackmagic Cinema Camera as RAW and colour graded using DaVInci Resolve.

Starring
Stephanie Danielides
Brian Walker

Written and Directed by
Stuart Stanton

Cinematography
Adam Haywood/Joel Frances

Gore FX
Mark Horner

Key Grip/Equipment
Brian Walker

Music by Brian Canham (Pseudo Echo)

SB Thoughts:

:20 babe

1:30 dude, where could you possibly be holding car keys right now? absolutely no bag. no pockets. how do you live your life, fake woman?

2:20 aw, you’re so British.

2:30 but you’re, like, so dead. “not even stand a chance” dead

2:56 all of those water bottles are poison

3:20 MAKE NO MISTAKE – you will – pass out at the last moment before the monster, or whatever appears to keep you captured forever. you are the easiest prey to ever walk in the door, my dear.

4:05 OH WHAT’S THAT?!?1 ARE YOU GETTING SLEEPYY?!?! who saw that coming??????????????????????????????????????????????????????

4:33 good luck, Stumble-ina.

4:48 the record playing banshee has you now

4:59 cassette tape playing banshee*

5:16 great, now you’ve been involved in a ritual.

5:34 hahaha I love the instant response to retrieve her belly skin.

“no. this is still mine”

5:43 you done for, sweetheart.

5:47 “GOLLY, I SURE DO HOPE, I SAIDA, i SURE DO HOPE OL’ GIRL DIDN’T WAKE UP N NOTICE I TOOK HER BELLY.” – this killbilly*

5:58 GET TO GOUGIN’, GIRL. box cutters are good but large kitchen knives are better.

6:13 I respect that.

Lesson: Carry a purse/don’t drink strange bottles of water!!! COME ON.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Selfie

Description: Cuidado ao tirar uma selfie sozinha em casa altas horas da noite. Pode não ser uma boa ideia e o que era pra ser diversão, pode se transformar no mais novo trailer de horror (short horror film).

Assinem o canal: https://goo.gl/pnGQRz
Curtam a página!: https://www.facebook.com/canalsaladam…

Translation:

Beware of selfie at home late at night. It may not be a good idea and what was supposed to be fun could be the newest horror movie trailer.

Sign the channel: https://goo.gl/pnGQRz
Enjoy the page !: https: //www.facebook.com/canalsaladam ...

SB Thoughts:

:10 babe

:00 – 3:09 no idea what is being said

:56 it’s a ghoulie

1:24 dude no. this wasn’t just you seeing something. THAT WAS A DUDE. WHAT EXACTLY IS BEING NOT UNDERSTOOD HERE?!?

1:53 he’s like reverse KKK

2:30 rain jacket, with a bag over his face. ay dios mio.

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Lesson: “Beware of selfie at home late at night. It may not be a good idea and what was supposed to be fun could be the newest horror movie trailer.” LOL JK

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Something Strange

Description: Beware the puzzled man.

SB Thoughts:

:43 YOU’VE GOT MAIL.

:50 HOW DOES HE KNOW WHICH WAY SHE’D OPEN THAT NOTE?!?! she coulda flipped that any old way and NEVER get to the expected destination..

1:45 Impossibly put this box there while she was cleaning the phone..

2:11 this dude’s good. quiet as a mouse.

2:18 the movie seven taught me whatever is in that box — its a human head.

2:28 😦 TOO MANY SPOOKS

Lesson: that babe distracted her from the spook, what a true hero.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Drowners

Description: Weekly horror shorts every Tueday, Thursday & Friday! SUBSCRIBE now! https://www.youtube.com/crypttv?sub_c…

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“Drowners”

Crew:
Director: James & Jon Kondelik
Writer: Jon Kondelik
Co-producer: Hutch Dano
Producer: James & Jon Kondelik, Matt Shapira
Film Editing: James Kondelik
Cinematography: Matt Shapira

Cast:
Lib: Reid Cox
Gary: Hutch Dano
Demon: Matthew Langford
Sam: Nicole Alexandra Shipley

Crypt TV:

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SB Thoughts:

:11 why you consenting to be drown tho?

:41 maybe it’s a dream, maybe it’s maybelline

:44 ya, you dead

:59 a babe, but dead.

1:15 “who you tellin? I’m just a scary biter”

1:27 “Sam’s not here, I’m just a scary biter now.”

1:29 don’t gotta ketchup the mirror about it

Lesson: When you die, demons are gonna try to jump in and be you.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

325 Sycamore Lane

Description: A short horror film based on the vanishing hitchhiker urban legend.
Starring Jeff DuJardin, Emmy Newman and Juliette James.

SB Thoughts:

:17 babe

:22 stop thinking about how much of a babe you are, Jeff, you almost hit some pajama’d lady

:47 “is this about to be sex now?” – jeff thoughts

1:06 why you gotta talk so weird tho?

1:16 “pffhaha HAVEN’T YOU EVER HEARD OF MAPQUEST??”

1:27 “I’m like totally dead”

1:42 incest

1:51 “ya, that’d because my body is dead, anyway –back to my hot brother”

2:05 “..so are you married to your brother, or..?”

2:21 “I’m remarkably British now, and fuck off, you bloody wanker”

2:48 “get it?..cuz I’m like totally 10 years dead”

3:16 confused and handsome for the camera

3:18 and dead to a trucker

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3:31 WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!

3:36 hey, you married son of a bitch, pay attention to the road for once, maybe.

3:44 “just calling to let you know I’m like totally dead, and have been this whole time. have a nice life with your wife you don’t love.”

3:56 THAT ASHTON’S AT IT AGAIN!!

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4:06 I guessed her exact death age. fucking professional.

4:36 PLOT TWIST

4:41 thems those, “I’m going to kill you and then have sex with your body” eyes

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4:46 HE’S CONSIDERING IT THO

Lesson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYKsjdkdRbw

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩