The Traveler

No Description Provided

—

SB Thoughts:

:40 “…you know something I don’t know?”

1:14 that bed sheet heard you honking at it

1:36 yes, now is a good time to lock your doors, lipring.

2:00 run it over. what’s the worst that could happen?

2:18 SERIOUSLY??

2:28 NO ONE WOULD DO THIS.

2:48 I’m sure it’ll be in the backseat now.

3:03 set the mood with some unsettling music

3:18 they clearly just spray painted a v for vendetta mask, got a long black wig, and a long white moomoo

3:28 jam

—

Lesson: The resistance is drunk and needed a ride home.

—

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Uber

Description: Uber Short Horror Film. An Uber driver decides to offer a ride to a complete stranger.

Shot, directed, edited, and scored by me (Alexanderthetitan).

Written by:
Alexanderthetitan
Barrington Malcolm

Sound Operated:
John Richard

Starring:
Trint Williams (Uber Driver)
Victor E. Kamwendo (The Monster)

If you have short scary stories that you want made into short movies, send me a personal TRUE story of yours. Please SEND IT TO ME THROUGH EMAIL. Make sure stories are short and legible.

—

SB Thoughts:

:35 hahah what century is this guy from

2:10 “I have no mouth and my eyes are lasers”

2:55 “I’ve been dead this whole time”

3:59 AW YEAH FREE $80

4:20 BEST. CUSTOMER. EVER.

4:30 AHHH I WAS SO WRONG. SO WRONG

—

Lesson: Uber is a rip off.

—

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

The Orchard

Description: A group of teenagers come back from a party when their car breaks down.

Filmed on Canon 6D

———————————-

My Website
http://www.jacobsouza.com/

—

SB Thoughts:

:39 “I gotta pee…OUT THIS DEMON”

:59 robbie, you are a bad actor

1:14 “Robbie, you know I’m actually gay right?”

1:38 “babe, no one gives a fuck, just get to peein on those apples”

2:00 “tonight I wore my best bed sheet for the occasion”

2:28 “welp, I don’t see any apples. guess I’ll just pee on this cross”

2:38 hahahahah LIKE SHE DIDN’T SEE THAT CIRCLE OF CANDLES BEFORE WE PANNED TO IT. (sorry for possession shaming)

3:32 “shh shh, guys, check out this circle of candles we all saw from back by the car because we’ve been walking maybe 30 feet”

3:45 “demon whispers, demon whispers”

4:24 “i don’t know what to do…let’s make out about it”

4:35 possessed by a rooster

5:23 LUCY JAPANESE JAPANESE JAPANESE DOMO RIGATO MR– error

—

Lesson: If you have to pee on the side of the road, don’t walk into the obvious demonic circle of candles and you’ll be fine.

—

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Blackout

Description: 1. Turn Off the Lights
2. Turn Up the Volume
3. Full Screen the Video
BLACKOUT!

“Just Because you decide to forget the past doesn’t mean the past will forget you.”

Made for 2015 “It’s Only a Movie” – Short Horror Film Festival. The film took the prize for “Scariest Film” Thanks Everyone!

Release date: Oct 2015

—

SB Thoughts:

:44 “dress hanging in the hallway, totally normal.”

1:42 “ah yes, time to have a beer labeled ‘BEER’ in my fridge I bottle myself.”

1:50 “this is what I do with beer, all the times I drink beer, which is – always.”

1:59 “everything in the living room seems to be in order, clock on the left wall ✓, tv on the right wall ✓, dead girl staring at me in the corner ✓”

2:10 “blackout? I keep matches on my person for just the occasion.”

2:16 “time to light my gas lamp, because it’s 1790 and I own that.”

2:21 “…wait a second, I OWN A FLASHLIGHT.”

2:34 “nope, it’s not just the switch that broke, we got a full-fledged blackout on our hands”

2:52 “KEEP IT DOWN, TINY TIM. DON’T YOU KNOW THERE’S A BLACKOUT?!”

3:36 “ah, Cardboard Cut-Out of Charlie Chaplin I keep in the middle of my room, you gave me a fright.”

3:50 “okay, here we are, the record player I keep a Tiny Tim record in at all times.”

4:08 “A CAVEMAN?? I don’t even live with a caveman!”

4:30 “time to get in my car I totally brought car keys to start, despite having gotten directly out of bed”

4:36 “hello, woman I keep in my backseat at all times for company, let’s roll!”

4:41 “..wait a second?! I don’t have companionship!!”

4:49 “my battery, check engine light, and oil light all just came on?”

4:51 “CAVEMAN, YOU SWINE!”

—

Lesson: If you can’t just be scary, be funny enough.

—

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩