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Alone in the House

Description: Synopsis:
What would you do if you were home alone in the middle of the night and heard banging at your closed bedroom door? Emma is paranoid from hearing strange noises while alone in the house. When no one believes what you hear, how do you cope with your own fear?

Production:
This film was produced in 14 weeks from concept to screen. One of the main challenges was finding a big enough house where horror films typically take place in. House sizes are very small in London so we ended up using a refurbished spacious Victorian house in Lincoln!

Equipment:
Sony A7Sii. Zeiss Batis 25mm f2 & 85mm f1.8, 55mm 1.8, 35mm 2.8 lenses. Kooletron DSLR slider. Aputure lighting kit. iPhone. Monopod. Tripod. Sennheiser MKE 600. Rode boom pole. Sennheiser headphones.

Cast & Crew:
Emma – Geena Marshall
Kevin – Alexander Doddy
Production Assistant – Zac Grego
First Assistant Director – Raees Gillani
Original Music By – Oliver Gibson
Jazz Soundtrack By – http://www.bensound.com
Visual Effects – Jake Jay Eden
Written By – John Cowdell
Directed, Produced and Edited By – Shanil Kawol

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SB Thoughts:

:09 nice lamp

:38 your hallway is too spooky

:45 I didn’t even see anything?

1:13 this acting is so bad

2:43 that’s one VIOLENT knock

3:03 this could only be aliens haha

3:13 what. even? hah

3:34 the ol’ under the bed sheet trick

3:43 SLENDERRMANNN

Lesson: Slenderman was tryin to get that.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

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Selfie

Description:

PROD2 BLOC2 at Brussels School of Communication – realized by Estelle Depris, Amel Djennas, Elisa Nockin, Julie Schouters and Gabriel Tarakci

SB Thoughts:
:36 fuck this glass
:56 I wouldn’t expect that door to have a peephole?
1:10 dude, how fucked up are you right now?
1:15 EMMYS –EMMYS ALL AROUND
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1:35 now I’m just dizzy
Lesson: 10/10 would bone the camera inhabiting guy
Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩

Don’t Look at the Mirror

Description: Director: Priscilla Grijalva
Guión: Priscilla Grijalva
Edición: Priscilla Grijalva
Música y efectos de sonido: Michel Yadah Gonzalez
Fotografía: Daniel López
Asistentes de producción: Aldo Guzmán, Maydali Santos
Special Makeup FX: Ernesto Grijalva Ibarra, Priscilla Grijalva
Detrás de escenas: Gabriel Acedo-Marquez
Reparto: Lucero Fernandez, Ana Pratt, Clara Peralta, Arnett Marcial

SB Thoughts:

:30 do you get the feeling they’re tired?

1:47 so..the spanish version of bloody mary?

3:02 you don’t even have a candle

3:44 that doesn’t fucking count haha

4:30 SHOULDA USED A REAL CANDLE

4:51 “ladies, I just tried that shit and it didn’t work”

5:02 she just opened a portal to the dark zone

6:10 that’s racist

7:13 “YES, WHO’S THERE?”

7:25 woof

Lesson: Don’t do that shit, dummy.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

A Killer Date

Description: “When two high school sweethearts sneak into a barn for the night, they find it’s not as abandoned as they had hoped.”

Directed by Eli Solt

Starring
Jazmine Huertas
Grant Koch
Cullen Wiley

Writer and Director of Photography
Carter Knopik

Producer
Maya Peirce

Production Designers
Brook Zessin
Jacob Skoda

Effects Makeup
Hayden Howe

Thanks to
Anna Nolan
Allen Covault
Evan Forney
Joe Birkel

A KILLER DATE

A 2020 Productions Film

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SB Thoughts:

:30 the circus is the worst

1:24 this acting.

2:11 everyone ignore the clown in your peripheral

2:20 so sheltered it hurts

2:56 what is that, cherry pucker? ew

3:39 hahah what could have caused an explosion?

4:58 ya boy is dead

5:06 the last thing anyone should do in a situation like that is run aimlessly into forestry..

5:30 he got scarecrow’d

Lesson: The joker owns property out here.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Dying Beauty

Description: A widow is left lifeless after a gruesome car accident took the life of her baby boy and husband. After waking up from a nightmare she realizes she has to try to move on with her life and carry them with her wherever she goes. But is it too late?

Directed by James Allen

Widow played by Izabel Pavlova

Ghost played by J’shaun Allen

Music by Jeucey Negrete and Gage Farnes

SB Thoughts:

1:22 have you heard of tinder?

1:31 ..was this shot really necessary?

1:41 time to eat pills and drink my fruit punch

1:49 uh you dropped your fruit punch

1:55 – 2:11 now it’s getting everywhere

2:34 sometimes we all dream we killed ourselves, witch Melania

3:02 “I wish I was married to this stuffed dog, but instead I’m married to Donald Trump”

3:23 “this is where I would put my baby……………….ifihadone.jpg

3:35 what is a cyclops doing in that baby bedroom?

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3:43 ugh you have terrible taste in coffee

4:29 – 4:52 so glad we got this car footage in the film

5:05 time to buy cat food for that cat that didn’t exist in my home

5:30 totally forget the cat food

5:38 hahah what

6:18 you think you can just go out and buy cat food dead on black-sheet’d-ghost-in-your-hallway’s watch?!?! THINK AGAIN.

6:28 someone turned your nice stuffed dog into a dirty white eyed porcelain doll

6:34 and glued others to your ceiling

6:36 also, hands?

6:50 someone get this woman an emmy

7:17 what is it, witch Melania? speak.

7:28 ah yeah, about that..

7:44 don’t you hate it when your living room floor turns into a sand fire pit, black smoke seeps from under your basement door, the rubberman from AHS crawls your walls, and your front door is unleave-able?

8:10 just what this short needed –a drone.

Lesson: When all else fails, bring in the drone footage.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

The Orchard

Description: A group of teenagers come back from a party when their car breaks down.

Filmed on Canon 6D

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SB Thoughts:

:39 “I gotta pee…OUT THIS DEMON”

:59 robbie, you are a bad actor

1:14 “Robbie, you know I’m actually gay right?”

1:38 “babe, no one gives a fuck, just get to peein on those apples”

2:00 “tonight I wore my best bed sheet for the occasion”

2:28 “welp, I don’t see any apples. guess I’ll just pee on this cross”

2:38 hahahahah LIKE SHE DIDN’T SEE THAT CIRCLE OF CANDLES BEFORE WE PANNED TO IT. (sorry for possession shaming)

3:32 “shh shh, guys, check out this circle of candles we all saw from back by the car because we’ve been walking maybe 30 feet”

3:45 “demon whispers, demon whispers”

4:24 “i don’t know what to do…let’s make out about it”

4:35 possessed by a rooster

5:23 LUCY JAPANESE JAPANESE JAPANESE DOMO RIGATO MR– error

Lesson: If you have to pee on the side of the road, don’t walk into the obvious demonic circle of candles and you’ll be fine.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

TOYS

Description: Short Horror Film – TOYS (2017), ita with eng sub , in this horror short film Alice and Giorgio a young couple, are walking in nature, taking a break from their everyday busy life. But events will take an unexpected turn when Giorgio, who is a newbie photographer, decides to venture deeper into the nearby forest to take more pictures.
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OFFICIAL SELECTIONS
Mediterranean Film Festival (MedFF) Aug 2017
Siracusa, Italy
AWARDS
Official Selection

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This is my first short horror film, I filmed and directed it and composed the original score. End theme ALICE RUN is available on spotify itunes and more. Toys short film and short horror movie by Danny Darko. Un cortometraggio scritto e diretto da Danny Darko.

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SB Thoughts:

:13 they looked pretty fuzzy to me

1:!4 good one

2:32 hokay, bye Mario

3:04 that doll cute as hell

3:28 same

3:52 “bish, who said you could put me down”

4:13 hey remember how you had a guy friend you just left behind? guess not.

4:23 princess peach is in another castle, Mario

5:10 that must be the other dolls sister

5:55 that’s the ugly step child of dolls

6:02 “I’m bald and sad about it”

6:09 so now she’s just running away from her own memory of other toys existing?

6:36 haha what?

7:12 – 7:19 clumsy ass bad luck

Lesson: If you try to artistically parallel being lost in a mall toy store with being lost in the forest as an adult, you’re gonna have a bad time.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩