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OCD

Description: People with OCD are prone to horrific intrusive thoughts…or even thoughts about evil.

Starring Roberto Raad

Directed by Steven Smith
Produced by Roberto Raad
Written by Roberto Raad
Director of Photography – Michael Tushaus
Edited by Steven Smith
Sound by Paul Tumpson & Zachary Vantilborg
PA -Alexia Gross

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SB Thoughts:

:47 this ghost is a fucking asshole

1:11 I don’t think the wind does it like that, buddy

1:23 this ones just straight scary

1:36 whoa

1:50 I really just feel bad

1:57 hahah you just have an intruder. just go tell him to leave.

2:15 is that YOU??

2:26 that’s what I thought

2:37 this is so fucking clever.

3:43 😦

Lesson: You’re haunting yourself, big guy.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Roommate

Description: This is the first film we made. The film taken using Canon DSLR 600D with minimum lighting. Sorry for the noise. Better take the headsets on for best experience.

SB Thoughts:

:24 ohh, kind of like me right now

:46 I wish I was eating snacks

1:50 this has been an exciting couple minutes of watching some dude live his life and everything..

2:30 a nun is here

2:40 the sheets will save you..what could go wrong?

3:05 seriously? did I miss something??

Lesson: Bed sheets are magic that keep away shadow nuns.

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩

Selfie from hell Remake

Description: Voici le court-métrage que nous avons réalisé dans le cadre de notre atelier vidéo à l’IHECS (2e année).

Réalisation : Laurence Compère, Lisa Dessoy, Julien Galland, Sarah Giuliani et Aurélie Heene.

Musiques utilisées :

-HorrorZ 001, http://www.sound-fishing.net/musique_…, composée par MrKey (téléchargement gratuit) licence LMK

-HorroZ 009, http://www.sound-fishing.net/sono/dar…, composée par MrKey (téléchargement gratuit) licence LMK

-Cinematic Dramatic Sting (Epic Trailer / Movie Effect), https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvvEq… par SoundEffectsFactory

-Creepy Horror Doll (Dark Atmospheric Scary Sound Effects Of Haunting Demons), https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYVKL… par Creepy Soundzzz

English:  Here is the short film that we realized during our video workshop at the IHECS (2nd year). Directed by: Laurence Compère, Lisa Dessoy, Julien Galland, Sarah Giuliani and Aurélie Heene. Music used: -HorrorZ 001, http: //www.sound-fishing.net/musique _…, composed by MrKey (free download) license LMK -HorroZ 009, http: //www.sound-fishing.net/sono/dar …, composed by MrKey (free download) license LMK -Cinematic Dramatic Sting (Epic Trailer / Movie Effect), https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvvEq … by SoundEffectsFactory Creepy Horror Doll (Dark Atmospheric Scary Sound Effects Of Haunting Demons), https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYVKL … by Creepy Soundzzz

SB Thoughts:

:50 who’s that guy?

1:18 tate?

AMHSshooter.jpg

Lesson: Tate is French.

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩

Mommy’s Doll

Description: By Edgar C. Van Uffelen

SB Thoughts:

:27 I wanna eat those carrots

:39 whoa, stop cutting all willy-nilly

1:18 “HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO CUT CARROTS WITH ALL THIS DOLL GIGGLING?!?!”

1:41 I can’t be the only one who thought she was giving it a kiss

1:52 forget the carrots — GET OUTTA THERE

2:46 this must be a method actress.

2:58 laughingpuppet.gif

Lesson: Who’s the carrot now?

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩

LOUD

Description: LOUD is a short horror film produced for Halloween. It follows a serial killer as he chases down his 16th victim and stumbles upon another.

Ossuary 2 – Turn by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license.

Created and Directed by Benjamin West.

Disclaimer: content may upset some viewers.

SB Thoughts:

:16 “♬ I’M TOO BUSY ♩- ♩ENJOYIN LIFE, ♬ SKIPPY-SKIPSKIP ♩ PLAID SHIRT ♩ SKIP ♬”

:37 “hey lady, I just did parkour out here, let me inside. These genes deserve to live.”

:39 oh the irony of killing in that mask

:45 steal this scene idea from HUSH some more

:59 IT’S LITERALLY THE SAME. this is some copyright infringement bullshit.

1:03 “‘♬STILL ♩ JUST ♩ IN HERE, ♬ ENJOYIN’ ♩ MY LIFE ♬'”

1:06 “okay that’s enough, even I’m annoyed of my music”

1:16 I hate to be that person, but with a window like this and no screen or any way to stop an intruder — you’re kind of asking for it.

1:24 “♬LISTENIN’ TO BIRDS,♩ IN MY EARS.♬ I’M SURE NO ONE’S ♩ BROKEN ♩ IN MY HOUSE ♬”

1:46 “actually, cucumber sounds really good right now”

1:55 “WHO’S THE WISE GUY WHO BLOODY’D MY CUCUMBER??”

2:02 sneeze scream?

2:03 is this about to be sex??

2:10 the pillow is mightier than the knife

pillowknife.jpg

2:24 :kneels down: “‘I’m sorry, did you just say, “WHAT are you doing this?” THAT’S JUST BAD GRAMMAR.'”

2:31 is this sex now? I only had abstinence-only sex education

2:46 “just like God” ?? I don’t think that’s right.

3:02 is he just smelling it?? CAN THIS BE OVER NOW?

Lesson: I’m as good at Microsoft Paint as this short was bad.

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩

Sleepy Eyes

Description: Don’t forget to turn your lights down and the volume up.

SB Thoughts:

:25 WHO PUTS A WIND CHIME THERE??

1:17 “‘don’t put the wind chime on your door,’ they said. ‘it will serve no use there,’ they said.”

1:46 “I’ve had JUST ABOUT ENOUGH of YOUR SHIT, WIND CHIME” – door opening ghost

2:32 mystical chime sounding sheet ghost

2:52 “this isn’t your sheet…this is my sheet”

3:04 five bucks says it’s an enormous wind chime

3:49 “gimme my wind chime back, you Under-the-Bed-Hiding-Bastard.”

4:12 “jokes on you, I wasn’t even under there.”

Lesson: Knock my wind chime down once: jokes on you. Steal my wind chime twice: jokes on me.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

The Farmhouse

Description: What lurks in the shadows of the old, abandoned farmhouse?

The Farmhouse is a simple, short horror film that we put together on the fly. It was initially meant to be only a mood piece to help demonstrate how to effectively used sound and cinematography to help create that classic horror vibe, but after finishing it, I decided to add in a few simple story elements to flesh it out a bit. In reality, the day I shot this, I had only intended to take a few pictures, but the weather, vibe, and mood were all so perfect that day, I had no choice but to get the cameras out and start shooting! Enjoy, and thanks for watching!

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MUSIC: Triune Scores Horror Pack

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SB Thoughts:

1:17 :crosses fingers this ends up being a trailer for Jeepers Creepers 3:

3:36 I’m gonna be honest, I DID NOT know where to look first watch through. Without the musical cue it could have just as easily been a contemporary real estate ad.

Lesson: Can’t sell a house already occupied by a spook.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars

Knock

Description: A film about things that go bump bump bump in the night.

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Clickbait (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3HiU…)
The Rattler (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9togv…)
Lullaby (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xouKw…)
Mannequin (http://youtu.be/UgpEwpMvJbg)

Knock (2011)
Starring:
Felicia Raye Diny and Deric Nunez

Written and Directed by:
Deric Nunez

Director of Photography:
Michael Papilla

Copyright © 2011 Cowmaster Studios

SB Thoughts:

:30 does that generic skype have a tooth as its logo?

1:23 :shoots self in head from acting:

3:14 “time to grab the baseball bat I keep in my hallway”

3:54 are these sounds supposed to be the pissed off aliens she just hung up on?

5:22 no one would do this

6:14 so they ran out of the closet, took a Polaroid picture OF the closet, then got back inside.

6:22 what part of this door are they still struggling with?

6:25 the money shot

6:28 good thing you sped up that door opening for added effect.

Lesson: Get on down to Real Fake Doors.

 

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩

Urban Legends | Episode 3

Description: Episode III of the Web Series | URBAN LEGENDS.

‘Whether it’s homicides or hauntings, monsters or madmen, we all know the tales of woe that happened to a friend of a friend.

This dark anthology retells a series of sinister stories that have been famously told around the world with all of us having once, or still believing in an Urban Legend.’

http://www.morduepictures. com/urbanlegends

Written by: Luke Mordue.

Directed by: Luke Mordue.

Produced by: Natasha Branson. Nathaniel Francis. Luke Mordue. Kirsty Proffitt. Hannah-Lee Osborn.

SB Thoughts:

:34 you did me a spook one kidney’d man

1:10 “hey boi, you look like you have at least one healthy kidney” ; )

1:49 that look you give him when you’re an organ hunter

3:09 “sit, good boy.”

3:30 that look you give when you think she wants dick & not to harvest your kidney

4:43 ♫SEVEN-SEVEN-THREE ♩ TWO-OH-TWO ♩ LUNA!!♫

5:46 “hey dumbo, I took your kidney, kbye ӫ”

Lesson: Make your own drinks.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Urban Legends | Episode 1

Description: Episode I of the Web Series | URBAN LEGENDS.

‘Whether it’s homicides or hauntings, monsters or madmen, we all know the tales of woe that happened to a friend of a friend.

This dark anthology retells a series of sinister stories that have been famously told around the world with all of us having once, or still believing in an Urban Legend.’

http://www.morduepictures. com/urbanlegends

Written by: Luke Mordue.

Directed by: Luke Mordue.

Produced by: Natasha Branson. Nathaniel Francis. Luke Mordue. Kirsty Proffitt. Hannah-Lee Osborn.

SB Thoughts:

:40 “we’re ona date, we’re on a date, we’re on a date, heyheyheyhey”

1:50 “boy, bye”

4:10 this is what being eaten sounds like

4:59 SO SHE STOPS?

Lesson: Always check your backseat for monsters.

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩