Basement

Description: Little kid dies to cup tower smashing.

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SB Thoughts:

1:00 I hate kids so much.

1:24 they forget about him and he dies of starvation

1:43 this is so many fucking cups

2:13 because they are all 11

3:17 good riddance to all these little shits

3:38 lock it and walk away. grow up into adults so you aren’t so terrible.

4:12 at least now they’re quiet

4:25 hahaha fucking slenderman.

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Lesson: TURNS OUT Slenderman and I have the same ideological distaste for kids.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Ring Around the Rosie

Description: Omg yes!! this was fun to film and edit it turned out pretty!! lol, well enjoy! also enjoy our guest creamer~

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SB Thoughts:

:28 so they’re just standing around a basement

1:08 so the whole place is just dolls?

1:20 – 1:45 why would you purposefully make footage in your horror film complete unuseful darkness?

3:43 this is so much useless bullshit

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Lesson: It’s 5:21 and I honestly just don’t give a fuck anymore.

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Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩

Alone

Description: Nothing bad can happen if you stay home alone… right?

Nominated for “Best Short Film” in the 2017 iHorror Awards, Fear Awards and “Best Horror Short” in 2017 AM Egypt Film Festival.

Nautical Films
Alone (A Short Horror Film)

Directed by: Ryan Sheets

Starring
Olivia Koukol
Alex Oechsel

Assistant Director: Josh Garrett

Boom Op: Ben Carter & Alex Oechsel

Edited by: Ryan Sheets

Music by: Triune Sound & Charles Zimmerman

Breathing Woman Sound Effect by: Distorted Room

http://www.nauticalfilms.com/

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SB Thoughts:

1:16 hey, be more scared or something?

1:30 WEAPONS!! does no one have a will to live?!?!

1:46 “nope, you can’t do door stuff. I said.” – the door

1:52 the circus came to you, how lucky (save the elephants)

1:58 you have one of those new record players that ruins records for only $20

2:22 hahahaha I wanna hear the story behind how that sound was chosen

2:40 bet you regret not going to that party now, huh, Brenda?

2:58 I think I would be so scared I would actually just run down with the adrenaline fervor of an Olympian and kill anything alive that crossed me

3:16 I can’t be the ONLY ONE who thought this shadow was a person..

3:26 stop tryin’ to make bar stuff happen

3:39 you got basement owls. call the exterminator.

3:49 hahahahahahaha what is that?!?! a steak mask?

there are no discernible facial characteristics. I don’t..

I was so hopeful for this to be a 5 star until steak-face appeared.

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Lesson: Almost every short horror film I’ve ever watched is one person, alone, being preyed upon. So no, description, actually — that’s shit advice.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Deja Vu

Description: Who is really knocking on your door?

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SB Thoughts:

preview pic: well, that’s stolen.

:15 maybe this is just mislabeled COD gameplay

:29 this kids face and that window are equally scary

:44 Damien lookin’ ass, stop knockin’ on stuff

:56 newsflash kiddo, covers never saved anyone

1:20 he seriously looks like he could be dead already

1:22 fuck this, move outta the basement

1:24 you’re not old enough, i’m not old enough, we’re all too young and scared of spooks.

1:45 stop tryin’ to investigate that shit

1:52 THAT DEJA VU WAS WAY TOO LONG

2:04 it looks like you’re playing minecraft now?

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Lesson: –WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING, go upstairs before shit hits the fan

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩