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Charlie

Description: Mordue Pictures first short film back in 2013, ‘Charlie’ was a part of a challenge to make a short horror film in one night on a budget of merely £10. This was the results.

http://www.morduepictures.com/charlie

‘After ignoring a threatening chain letter believing it to be a hoax, Dan finds himself being stalked and taunted by an evil presence the following night.

Alone in his flat with all exits blocked, a sinister night unfolds as he quickly realises that CHARLIE is coming…’

Directed by: Luke Mordue.

Produced by: Luke Mordue. Nathaniel Francis.

Starring: Max Mordue. Alex Steedman. Luke Mordue. Anna Skibniewski-Woods.

SB Thoughts:

:49 ♫cat ♩chy ♫mu ♩sic, ♫but ♩I ♫can’t ♩be ♫lieve ♩it’s ♫sti ♩ll ♫cred ♩its ♫play ♩ing

1:16 email chain mail curse, a favorite horror tale trope

2:20-2:27 :mumbles accent mumbles:, mate, okay?

2:57 I hope he masturbates now.

3:15 – 3:20 more unintelligible mumbles

4:12 there we go, get nice and comfortable Danny boy.

4:36 Charlie shape in front of the bed, leave him be, it was just getting good.

4:52 that’s right, baby doll, play your guitar, your video games, do your exercises

5:03 stood up? uh oh, coincidentally MY schedule is ALSO free

7:22 don’t look now, the joker from the new horrible remake is right behind you

10:12 “911 victim blaming unit, Charlie speaking”

11:32 “I can’t go through that door. that door’s too dark and has too many spooks”

11:50 he wasn’t wrong?

13:36 whatchu doin layin on the ground all by your lonesome, nail friend?

13:48 brilliant illusion tactic executed

13:52 oh you bumped your head, let me rub that all better for you

14:00 where did you get that knife, Dan? I honestly must have missed that part

14:16 WORST FRIEND EVER

Lesson: Johnny is the actual worst friend.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

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The Rattler

Description: “Have you ever heard the story about The Rattler?”

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The Rattler (2015)
Starring:
Ana Valverde

Written, Directed, Edited by:
Deric Nunez

Executive Producer:
Erika Nunez

Director of Photography:
Michael Papilla

Music:
http://www.purple-planet.com/

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SB Thoughts:

:59 girl power

1:41 fuckin mattson

2:02 genuinely unique idea

2:32 and make me…what?? the anticipation is killing me.

2:42 oo a tall man

2:47 “don’t look at me, I’m just a mannequin.”

3:14 “okay, m’am we’ve got a lot of marshmallows in our mouth right now, but we’ll transfer you…maybe some other time…”

3:23 “…shake shake shake…she hung up on me! shake it like a Polaroid picture”

3:47 “man, I should have installed my doorknob the real way”

3:59 “now it’ll never door knob right”

4:20 the only things scary about this is that gross mustache and cheap vampire fang press ons

Lesson: Go out every night, so nobody with a gross ‘stache eats your skin.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Clickbait

Description:

Published on Jun 4, 2016

“Be careful what you click on…”

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Clickbait (2016)
Starring:
Rachel Lynn David

Written, Directed, Edited by:
Deric Nunez

Executive Producer:
Erika Nunez

Copyright © 2016 Cowmaster Studios

SB Thoughts:

:23 oo doll, in the ads bar, lemme get yo’ numba.

:38 fuckin hipster art

:59 cursed by being half ostrich, half woman she now crashes computers

1:00 look into my not ostrich-y eyes and meet death

1:03 “My name is Metal in a Blender’, auditioning for the part of minute 1:03-1:05”

1:28 its a virus that poops in your bathroom and doesn’t have the decency to spray

2:11 predator here to make you a snack

3:07 hello, booty.

3:15 no one hangs dangle lights around their kitchen island.

3:48-3:51 I actually replayed this multiple times.

Is this just someone with a wig over their head that they CGI’d over to have teeth move to expand out sideways?

our brilliant design team [also, me] got to the bottom of this.

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the answer was a conclusive, yes.

Lesson: Don’t click ads.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Occupied

Description: You aren’t the only one working late…

With a long night ahead, a man alone at work encounters a strange disturbance during his bathroom break.

Starring: Lee Silva, Taylor Kerby
Directed by: Mitchell Kerby, Taylor Kerby
Director of Photography: Mitchell Kerby
Edited by: Mitchell Kerby, Taylor Kerby
Sound Editing by: Mitchell Kerby

Shot on Canon T3i/600D
Edited with Adobe Creative Cloud

SB Thoughts:

2:20 DOOR TRANSFORM INTO: BIGGER MORE FLEXIBLE DOOR.

2:40 the only thing that can save me is the moonwalk now.

3:06 “THORG HUNGRY! THORG WANT EAT!” “HALT, I AM REPTAR.”

3:20 “I’m in my trusty bathroom stall. Do your worst monster scum!”

3:53 this old fashioned lock is actually very impressively crafted.

5:03 borscht, BORSCHT EVERYWHERE. And all over my nice clean floors.

Lesson: Bathroom stalls save you from nothing.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩