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Bedfast

Description: My first stab at the horror genre.
Special thanks to the cast and crew for your unwavering dedication and innovative no-budget lighting solutions.

SB Thoughts:

:20 welp, don’t go in there

:22 you’re done for, Jessica.

:59 Italian turn down for what, I guess?

1:25 doors are hard.

1:57 JUST CALL THE POLICE OR SOMETHING.

2:07 that’s it, itsaliens.jpg

2:37 did something eat whatever was actually in the bed’s face off? and why?

2:39 it was 1/4 scary but 3/4ths hilariously big face’d.

Lesson: Too many fourths hilarious equals no scares.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

This Little Piggy

Description: Bloody-nosed screams.

SB Thoughts:

:36 “HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT OUR SONS NOSE?!?!!?”

1:00 hahah WHAT?!?

first of all, ENTIRELY WRONG SIDE OF THE BED.

second of all, that cutting down motion that kid did would have never cut off someone’s nose

FOR SHAME, cryptTV. you know better.

1:01 – 1:11 increasingly ew.

1:48 OH THAT’S –SO MUCH WORSE– THAN THE NOSE.

Lesson: DON’T HAVE KIDS –for the hundredth time.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Good Night Sweetie

Description: Directed and written by Priscilla Grijalva
First Assitant director: Gabriel Acedo-Márquez
Original Music: Nicolás Iaconis
Sounds effects: Michel Yadah Gonzalez
Cast: Rachel Quiñonez, Ernesto Grijalva

SB Thoughts:

:35 I had this jewelry box

:39 that Donald Duck has seen some shit

1:18 oo that’s NOT okay, camera man. you stop that shit RIGHT now.

1:48 I’m sorry your childhood bedroom is full of nightmares, little girl

1:57 hold your breath until you die. IT’S THE ONLY WAY. don’t let the monster win.

2:06 KEEP YOUR EYES COVERED UNTIL YOU’RE OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK!!!

2:10 I’m sorry..was that Ann Frank??

2:19 hey, terrible dad. go check on your daughter who is being tormented by the night.

3:01 she’s like where. THE FUCK. — WERE — YOU?!?! You’re fired as a dad.

3:28 HE JUST STARED EVIL IN THE EYE AND DIDN’T EVEN CARE.

3:52 “..like FOR REAL THO. it moved the door a little bit so it could menacingly watch me sleep.”

4:02 that Donald is the actual devil.

4:18 damn that doll

4:33 she’s still in her bed, huh

Lesson: Is it chilly in here or is that just spooked me?

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

 

 

Mimic

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“Mimic”

Crew:
Director, Writer: Jon Kovel
Producer: Brandon Hall
Cinematography: Oliver Young
Music: Andy Bauer
Film Editing: Tighe Damron
Makeup Department: Mark Villalobos
Art Department: Camilla Werner-Longo

Cast:
Roman: Joseph Hunsaker
Paul: Ace Marrero

Crypt TV:

We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.

SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!

SB Thoughts:

1:12 “sup, I’ve been a monster this whole time”

1:34 “I ate your wife because you don’t -OOOHHH”

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Lesson: Spermhead monsters with your daughter’s voice will be your undoing.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Chéri

Description: Please subscribe if you had a pleasant time 🙂

SB Thoughts:

1:22 it’s cheating. this is about cheating.

2:15 OH MON DIEU!!! MAIS…who’s in the bed?!?! :O

2:34 the face of someone who just pooped themselves

2:56 JUST LEAVE. DON’T LOOK BACK. I DON’T WANNA SEE

3:14 stopppp ittt

3:20 ughh

3:37 now is not the time for curiosity

3:44 did it have webbed feet?

Lesson: This monster has webbed feet.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

I Know You’re Awake

Description: Rachel’s dreams are a little bit scary, and now they are all too real.

SB Thoughts:

:24 so her room just has TWO closets?? THAT’S ONE TOO MANY.

:31 are her parents pterodactyls??

:53 personally I figured one of her TWO CLOSETS would have opened up

:57 “I’m the hot guy you ordered for sex”

1:33 I’m a bottom too

2:10 if hot guys crawling under your bed are a nightmare, your life has been smooth sailin, sister.

Lesson: Lemme get that nightmare.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

The Exorcism

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“The Exorcism”

Created by: Scott Tanner Jones

Crypt TV:

We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.

SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!

SB Thoughts:

:35 still a babe tho?

1:00 this joke is too good

1:30 psh.png

1:46 what was this written by baptists?

2:05 its funny because men and fat people LITERALLY never get possessed

2:33 oldpals.png

2:57 the sincerity is real.

3:02 I hope they kiss

3:42 HEY hahahah

Lesson: Who says exorcism can’t be fun?

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Peek A Boo

Description: Claire gets an unexpected text message from a stranger.

SB Thoughts:

:15 haha this song

:58 oh, so it’s jigsaw

2:02 probably also lock it??

2:14 time to call the police

3:30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14IRDDnEPR4

4:00 SICK POOL COURTYARD. where does she live?!?

4:24 SO THEY SOMEHOW GOT A PICTURE OF THEM HOLDING THIS PICTURE??? lmao oh okay.

4:49 “911, it’s my birthday”

5:19 PROBABLY DON’T DO THAT

6:10 this is where you frantically find anything that can be used as a weapon

6:42 of course it’s dolls

6:56 “WHO SAID YOU COULD PUT THIS RAG TIME ON? MY COMPUTER – MY MUSIC.”

7:27 dude. you’re real bad at doors.

7:34 hahaha I’m sorry, have you ever door’d before? doors are hard.

7:54 “I don’t have time for your shit right now, doll”

8:24 switching out the light bulbs. that’s commitment to a scare

8:29 “no more cheetahs, fuck cheetahs”

8:53 when in doubt…just lay down and cry

8:58 actual fucking demon

9:31 interesting choice of route?

10:12 “that was just rude”

10:25 oh so NOW you leave the apartment

10:54 RAG TIME AGAIN??

10:56 that movement was a bit too seductive for the moment

Lesson: This all could have been avoided by locking your doors.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Lovesick

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Lovesick

Crew:
Director, Writer: Shane Leary
Executive Producer: Eli Roth, Jack Davis
Associate Producer: Steven Barton
Producer: Shane Leary, Kate Krantz, Jack Davis, Zach Wiegmann

Music by: Devin Barone
Additional Music: Jack Grimes
Cinematography: Daud Sani
FIlm Editing: Josh Van Buskirk
Art Direction: Lena Greene
Makeup Artist: Adam Vandyke

Gaffer: Luc Delamare
Assistant Camera: Michael Hickey
Camera Operator: Scoot Simock
Key Grip: Ethan Speakman
Grip: Vincent Valentin

First Assistant Camera: Kelsey Taylor
Animator: Lena Greene
Thanks: Bob Haggard

Cast:
Madison Farrier

Crypt TV:

We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.

SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!

SB Thoughts:

:04 someone is thirsty

:18 byefelipegif.jpg

:59 LMAAOOOOO–IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?!?!

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beakerbehindyou.png

WHO KNEW BEAKER WAS SUCH A FUCKBOI?!?!?!

Lesson: Beaker is not who he seems.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Sleepy Eyes

Description: Don’t forget to turn your lights down and the volume up.

SB Thoughts:

:25 WHO PUTS A WIND CHIME THERE??

1:17 “‘don’t put the wind chime on your door,’ they said. ‘it will serve no use there,’ they said.”

1:46 “I’ve had JUST ABOUT ENOUGH of YOUR SHIT, WIND CHIME” – door opening ghost

2:32 mystical chime sounding sheet ghost

2:52 “this isn’t your sheet…this is my sheet”

3:04 five bucks says it’s an enormous wind chime

3:49 “gimme my wind chime back, you Under-the-Bed-Hiding-Bastard.”

4:12 “jokes on you, I wasn’t even under there.”

Lesson: Knock my wind chime down once: jokes on you. Steal my wind chime twice: jokes on me.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩