Tag Archives: bedroom

Internet Famous

Description: An amateur “Let’s Play” YouTuber finds something more on his channel than let’s play videos of himself.

Written & Directed by Jordan Hudecz
Starring Andrew Cusimano, NIkki Burrage, and Jordan Hudecz
Edited by Jordan Hudecz and Andrew Cusimano

SB Thoughts:

:19 nice pidgeotto haircut

4:03 put your balls on his face

4:20 hahaha so dude’s just still there?? ok

5:20 that’s just the naked guy who lives in his room

5:50 probably should be more concerned right now than you are

7:15 how do you just not even care right now? haha

Lesson: Never put thousands of videos of yourself on the internet or else mysterious legs and arms will pull you into a room of your own house and make love to you all night.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

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Daily Routine

Description: Daily routine is a short horror film directed and edited by Kevin McMillan, The music in this presentation is Royalty Free and open for use of the public. Thank you for watching
The Actor(s) in this film have chosen to stay hidden

SB Thoughts:

:19 same.

:29 same same.

1:30 the monotony of life IS horrifying.

1:44 is it just me or does he have a boner?

2:17 nothing about this room makes sense together

3:17 who sets a timer as their alarm? just use the alarm.

3:40 YOU KNOCKED OVER ALL THE IBUPROFEN

3:54 hey buddy, the door is resetting your life back to wake up time.

4:35 was that you kicking a chair out from under your feet?

Lesson: The darkness makes victims of us all.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Good Night Sweetie

Description: Directed and written by Priscilla Grijalva
First Assitant director: Gabriel Acedo-Márquez
Original Music: Nicolás Iaconis
Sounds effects: Michel Yadah Gonzalez
Cast: Rachel Quiñonez, Ernesto Grijalva

SB Thoughts:

:35 I had this jewelry box

:39 that Donald Duck has seen some shit

1:18 oo that’s NOT okay, camera man. you stop that shit RIGHT now.

1:48 I’m sorry your childhood bedroom is full of nightmares, little girl

1:57 hold your breath until you die. IT’S THE ONLY WAY. don’t let the monster win.

2:06 KEEP YOUR EYES COVERED UNTIL YOU’RE OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK!!!

2:10 I’m sorry..was that Ann Frank??

2:19 hey, terrible dad. go check on your daughter who is being tormented by the night.

3:01 she’s like where. THE FUCK. — WERE — YOU?!?! You’re fired as a dad.

3:28 HE JUST STARED EVIL IN THE EYE AND DIDN’T EVEN CARE.

3:52 “..like FOR REAL THO. it moved the door a little bit so it could menacingly watch me sleep.”

4:02 that Donald is the actual devil.

4:18 damn that doll

4:33 she’s still in her bed, huh

Lesson: Is it chilly in here or is that just spooked me?

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

 

 

Dying Beauty

Description: A widow is left lifeless after a gruesome car accident took the life of her baby boy and husband. After waking up from a nightmare she realizes she has to try to move on with her life and carry them with her wherever she goes. But is it too late?

Directed by James Allen

Widow played by Izabel Pavlova

Ghost played by J’shaun Allen

Music by Jeucey Negrete and Gage Farnes

SB Thoughts:

1:22 have you heard of tinder?

1:31 ..was this shot really necessary?

1:41 time to eat pills and drink my fruit punch

1:49 uh you dropped your fruit punch

1:55 – 2:11 now it’s getting everywhere

2:34 sometimes we all dream we killed ourselves, witch Melania

3:02 “I wish I was married to this stuffed dog, but instead I’m married to Donald Trump”

3:23 “this is where I would put my baby……………….ifihadone.jpg

3:35 what is a cyclops doing in that baby bedroom?

cyclops

3:43 ugh you have terrible taste in coffee

4:29 – 4:52 so glad we got this car footage in the film

5:05 time to buy cat food for that cat that didn’t exist in my home

5:30 totally forget the cat food

5:38 hahah what

6:18 you think you can just go out and buy cat food dead on black-sheet’d-ghost-in-your-hallway’s watch?!?! THINK AGAIN.

6:28 someone turned your nice stuffed dog into a dirty white eyed porcelain doll

6:34 and glued others to your ceiling

6:36 also, hands?

6:50 someone get this woman an emmy

7:17 what is it, witch Melania? speak.

7:28 ah yeah, about that..

7:44 don’t you hate it when your living room floor turns into a sand fire pit, black smoke seeps from under your basement door, the rubberman from AHS crawls your walls, and your front door is unleave-able?

8:10 just what this short needed –a drone.

Lesson: When all else fails, bring in the drone footage.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩