Description: Lucy and Sam – two siblings home alone for the weekend. What horrors will unfold when Lucy finds a porcelain doll in an old box in the attic?
:08 this is already extremely unnerving
:49 “hey uh, Sam, what the fuck was all that rollie pollie ollie shit that just happened real loud above our heads?”
1:28 that floral wallpaper is as pretty as it is ugly
1:48 um, okay?
2:00 –YOU KNO I’M GONNA THO
2:33 that is not a sight you just brush off. box it all back up. burn it.
3:26 CARPET YES.
3:38 cry with fear and burn it already
4:06 ask yourself, is there a fan in my house? if no, IT’S SPOOKS afoot.
4:29 since when is there a bench there? and why is this doll SO HIGH?
4:46 I can’t be the only one imagining her waking up naked and laying spread eagle in the middle of a circle of candles right now
5:01 okay, that’s three too many sets of hands. you’re under arrest for spooking me out.
5:58 SEE THOSE DREAM HANDS, LUCY?? those were MY dream hands…
6:15 “ya, I also speak and exist”
6:45 NOW THE DOLL IS A DRONE
6:58 lemme get that comforter tho
7:11 lemme get those doors tho
7:33 “I was just learning how to play the piano –SO I CAN KILL YOU SOFTLY WITH MY SONG”
7:51 “time to drink my daily dose of diarrhea”
9:07 this family owns so many fucking candles
10:26 I remember my first time applying eye shadow
10:39 what’s that, just one of those Halloween decorations?
10:44 QUITE THE TIME JUMP
10:52 why would this guy just big full arm fireplace diggin’ like that??
Lesson: Never go in your attic if you’re allergic to death by porcelain spook.
Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩