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Thaw

Description: Spring is in the air. Birds are singing and the hammer is swinging.

This short film was made in one day on a non existent budget, with the collaboration of my family.

SB Thoughts:

:56 ahaha WTF

1:09 RUN, FOREST. someone just took a sledgehammer to the skull

1:15 the bloody bandit is tryina follow your snow-y footstep ass home. you betta look out.

2:25 guys, no.

Lesson: I was not singing, but the hammer was surely swinging.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

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Double Bed

Description: WATCH THIS IN THE DARK WITH HEADPHONES AND TURN UP THE VOLUME

Never sleep in a Double Bed by yourself or bad things will happen. Based on the Japanese urban legend of the same name.

Directed by – Jose Escorcia
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VFX – Kevin Ayotte
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Boom Operator – Aaron Alcantar

STARRING

Juan Sainz – Sleeping Man

Allie Rivas – Ghost Lady

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SB Thoughts:

:18 dude, that bed is HUGE. lemme get that for reviewing –fo’ free.

:34 if you gotta wake up at 3 am your life SUUUCKKs

1:20 maybe the camera man is gonna get in bed with him to make him feel better about his miserable early morning work life.

1:25 UM WHATTTT

1:36 ya, man. that’s ghostie gasps.

2:09 this guy is sleeping in a double bed ALL WRONG. you gotta stretch out like star fish diagonal to take advantage of the full expansion of space.

2:30 maybe this ghost just wants to get laid

2:33 look– now your your neck is broken. real good.

3:08 you can’t just bleed all over someone’s face when they’re tryin’ to sleep. no class.

3:35 maybe this is a ghost variation of a “you up?” text. let us wait and see…

3:44 I used to own that same dress btw. this dead girl has great taste.

4:34 now the real horror starts. living your terrible life.

4:46 perhaps ya girl can offer, instead, the sweet release of dead.

4:55 she’s playing hard to get.

Lesson: Once he got over the creaking bones, Juan discovered fucking a dead person was actually pretty okay.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

325 Sycamore Lane

Description: A short horror film based on the vanishing hitchhiker urban legend.
Starring Jeff DuJardin, Emmy Newman and Juliette James.

SB Thoughts:

:17 babe

:22 stop thinking about how much of a babe you are, Jeff, you almost hit some pajama’d lady

:47 “is this about to be sex now?” – jeff thoughts

1:06 why you gotta talk so weird tho?

1:16 “pffhaha HAVEN’T YOU EVER HEARD OF MAPQUEST??”

1:27 “I’m like totally dead”

1:42 incest

1:51 “ya, that’d because my body is dead, anyway –back to my hot brother”

2:05 “..so are you married to your brother, or..?”

2:21 “I’m remarkably British now, and fuck off, you bloody wanker”

2:48 “get it?..cuz I’m like totally 10 years dead”

3:16 confused and handsome for the camera

3:18 and dead to a trucker

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3:31 WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!

3:36 hey, you married son of a bitch, pay attention to the road for once, maybe.

3:44 “just calling to let you know I’m like totally dead, and have been this whole time. have a nice life with your wife you don’t love.”

3:56 THAT ASHTON’S AT IT AGAIN!!

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4:06 I guessed her exact death age. fucking professional.

4:36 PLOT TWIST

4:41 thems those, “I’m going to kill you and then have sex with your body” eyes

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4:46 HE’S CONSIDERING IT THO

Lesson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYKsjdkdRbw

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩