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Paranoia

Description: Selected: FRESH FILM FESTIVAL 2017
Directed by Reuben Harvey
An ©SLS Original Drama
(Alternate Ending Films)
In Association with Cut And Print Films

This well crafted and superbly executed short combines visually pleasing cinematography and scares to create a brilliant and unique film.

Directed by REUBEN HARVEY
Starring DAVID BELL
Executive Producer ADAM HOWE

SLS Productions / Alternate Ending Films:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEzy…

Cut And Print Films:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCgP…

SB Thoughts:

:09 poor cow, let it free to do cow life stuff.

:32 these would be MUCH prettier in color –AS DESIGNED

:53 K LET’S GET TO THE SPOOKS. WE’VE GOT ENOUGH ENVIRONMENT.

1:04 “WHO’S THE WISEGUY THAT SHUT OFF MY MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC” – this fuckin’ smartiepants

1:53 first they turn off your tunes, next they’re openin’ and closin’ your doors.

2:!2 NOW THEY BREAK SHIT. that’s the last straw!!

2:39 don’t run around all willynilly, you could get hurt.

2:51 hahah why

3:02 nice house. wanna fuck about it?

3:20 maybe the whole rest of the movie is just him locking stuff

3:39 AGAIN WASTED BEAUTY BY BLACK AND WHITE

4:02 dude just had an itchy face, stop mean muggin’

4:40 hitachi magic wands are cameras too. wow.

5:17 “fuck your camera” – camera smackin’ bandit

5:39 wow, it’s a person. who saw that coming??

5:48 hide inside with all your locks, little boy

Lesson: Teenagers are B&Eing assholes.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩ [not enough spooks]

The Chair

 

Description: Short horror film
A man read a book in the night, when something strange happen…

THE CHAIR is a short horror film directed by KEVIN MENDIBOURE with DAVID BENHAMOU and CAROLE GUILLOUX.
Writer and director : KEVIN MENDIBOURE
Cast : DAVID BENHAMOU / CAROLE GUILLOUX
Make Up Artist : JJ MAKE UP PRO
Sound : FABRICE VALSIN
Color grading : NICOLAS MALET & GABRIEL AUGER

SB Thoughts:

:16 “Phil, stop reading your book I want to be sat on” – this chair

:29 “SERIOUSLY, PHIL –I’M NOT FUCKING AROUND.” -also this chair

1:18 yes, there’s a pattern here

1:26 woof, the chair was actually a cousin of Jeepers Creepers.

Lesson:

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Woman in the Book

Description: Skullface

SB Thoughts:

:12 SHIT IS NOT OKAY

:20 HAHAHA my thoughts exactly.

:25 it’s like scary, but not scary.

:28 VULVA FOREHEAD WITH YOU

:31 HAHAHA she fucking mortal combat finishing move’d that dude.

Lesson: JUDGE THIS BOOK BY IT’S COVER IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Something Strange

Description: Beware the puzzled man.

SB Thoughts:

:43 YOU’VE GOT MAIL.

:50 HOW DOES HE KNOW WHICH WAY SHE’D OPEN THAT NOTE?!?! she coulda flipped that any old way and NEVER get to the expected destination..

1:45 Impossibly put this box there while she was cleaning the phone..

2:11 this dude’s good. quiet as a mouse.

2:18 the movie seven taught me whatever is in that box — its a human head.

2:28 😦 TOO MANY SPOOKS

Lesson: that babe distracted her from the spook, what a true hero.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Things That Go Bump

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Filmmaker: R. Michael McWhorter

Cast:
Megan: Kate McBride

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SB Thoughts:

:48 DEMONSSSS

:58 that’s where the bodies are

1:13 “dog ear”? no comprendo

1:20 TV IS OVER

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1:53 – 2:01 smoky demon blood clot hand dream

2:56 find all the weapons

3:02 “I sleep with a gun”

3:17 DINOSAUR

3:36 don’t judge a book by it’s cover, maybe it’s good in bed

4:22 did she just RIP OUT HIS HEART??!?!

I LOVE THIS WOMAN.

4:40 EAT IT. EAT IT. EAT IT.

Lesson: not-worthy.gif

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩