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Puzzle

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SB Thoughts:

:15 there’s Waldo.

:30 hahah I thought the top of that box said “fuck you” at first

:55 “PUZZLES 😀 I LOVE PUZZLES” face

1:22 this guy is a man of my own heart; you got your puzzles, your popcorn, your tea in nice porcelain. what more do you need?

2:19 serious fuckin’ puzzle time

2:34 DUDE how the fuck did that popcorn JUST START popping??? he was done with like a fuck ton of that puzzle already hahah this guy’s not fuckin around.

3:10 $10, the puzzle is just a picture of him dead at his puzzle table

3:49 IM-PUZZLE-OSSIBLE

4:16 this asshole didn’t even give you all the pieces, Peter

4:40 you didn’t deserve that

Lesson: Not even hermit puzzle-doers are safe in their own home anymore.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Something Strange

Description: Beware the puzzled man.

SB Thoughts:

:43 YOU’VE GOT MAIL.

:50 HOW DOES HE KNOW WHICH WAY SHE’D OPEN THAT NOTE?!?! she coulda flipped that any old way and NEVER get to the expected destination..

1:45 Impossibly put this box there while she was cleaning the phone..

2:11 this dude’s good. quiet as a mouse.

2:18 the movie seven taught me whatever is in that box — its a human head.

2:28 😦 TOO MANY SPOOKS

Lesson: that babe distracted her from the spook, what a true hero.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Porcelain

Description: Lucy and Sam – two siblings home alone for the weekend. What horrors will unfold when Lucy finds a porcelain doll in an old box in the attic?

SB Thoughts:

:08 this is already extremely unnerving

:49 “hey uh, Sam, what the fuck was all that rollie pollie ollie shit that just happened real loud above our heads?”

1:28 that floral wallpaper is as pretty as it is ugly

1:48 um, okay?

2:00 –YOU KNO I’M GONNA THO

2:33 that is not a sight you just brush off. box it all back up. burn it.

3:26 CARPET YES.

3:38 cry with fear and burn it already

4:06 ask yourself, is there a fan in my house? if no, IT’S SPOOKS afoot.

4:29 since when is there a bench there? and why is this doll SO HIGH?

4:46 I can’t be the only one imagining her waking up naked and laying spread eagle in the middle of a circle of candles right now

5:01 okay, that’s three too many sets of hands. you’re under arrest for spooking me out.

5:58 SEE THOSE DREAM HANDS, LUCY?? those were MY dream hands…dollface.png

6:15 “ya, I also speak and exist”

6:45 NOW THE DOLL IS A DRONE

6:58 lemme get that comforter tho

7:11 lemme get those doors tho

7:33 “I was just learning how to play the piano –SO I CAN KILL YOU SOFTLY WITH MY SONG”

7:51 “time to drink my daily dose of diarrhea”

9:07 this family owns so many fucking candles

9:33 hahaha

10:26 I remember my first time applying eye shadow

10:39 what’s that, just one of those Halloween decorations?

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10:44 QUITE THE TIME JUMP

10:52 why would this guy just big full arm fireplace diggin’ like that??

Lesson: Never go in your attic if you’re allergic to death by porcelain spook.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Leaning

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WINNER – Special Jury Award – Now Or Never IFF 2015 – Spain
WINNER – Best Screenplay – Premio Nazionale Bernardino Zapponi 201

SB Thoughts:

:32 THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE TREES

:59 aw man, is she about to fall out of that window bein toast dumb?

1:30 welp, the killer’s in that camper

2:20 hahaha shamelessly blatant

2:51 who else is grossed out by this dudes long stringy back of head hairs?

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3:05 quit eatin’ your toast, Lucy, there’s murder afoot.

3:59 scene1.png

even the crypt keeper had more hairs

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4:12 – 4:15 fixate on how much that pot sucks some more, why don’t ya

4:24 course it’s hot, you dummy, it’s on the fucking stove

4:33 excuse me, what the fuck was that mouth movement? get outta town.

5:01 he sure doesn’t beat around the bush

5:12 like really, just, eweww.png

5:15 even ewer

5:27scissor.png

scissor me timbers

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5:44 hahahaha she doesn’t give one fuck about him – get outta her way.

6:05 you come into MY HOUSE thinkin you can scissor MY TIMBERS. you got another thing comin, buster

6:11 aw man, is this gonna be the ol’ switcheroo. are they actually the bad guys? and he’s just some priest tryin to get the kid back that was stolen on the radio??

6:13 nice emo kid cross. what is that, a tattoo idea to finish your sleeve?

6:28 chahaha. witches are the best tho. who cares if they eat kids, we gotta too many of those bastards as is…who am I to question other people’s dietary habits?

7:03 I’M MEELLLLTTTIINNNGGG etcetc

7:11 you still nasty tho

7:25 little kidnapped spook

7:38 ya we got it already, radio star

Lesson: The headline will read, “Nasty priest makes witch wet and retrieves stolen kid.”

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩