A. Friend

Description: Home alone at night, a young woman is about to discover the other side of social media…

Seule chez elle la nuit tombée, une jeune femme reçoit une curieuse “demande d’amitié” par internet…

A Thinly Sliced Short
by Erwann Kerroc’h, Amaury Dequé and Guillaume Le Moal
Shot with a Canon 5D Mark II

“CC” DOES NOT MEAN “CREATIVE COMMONS” BUT “CLOSED CAPTIONS”
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

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SB Thoughts:

:18 I bet this’ll be about dick pics

:35 YEAH, FUCK WORK.

1:12 I can’t tell if it’s a pupil or a flower

1:40 so it’s just her and a bunch of women being stalked for a long ass time. great.

2:27 guess that answers that question

3:24 shits not okay

3:56 dude, fuck that.

4:06 WHY DOES –NO ONE– grab a FUCKING weapon??

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Lesson: Facebook ruins lives.

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Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

Internet Famous

Description: An amateur “Let’s Play” YouTuber finds something more on his channel than let’s play videos of himself.

Written & Directed by Jordan Hudecz
Starring Andrew Cusimano, NIkki Burrage, and Jordan Hudecz
Edited by Jordan Hudecz and Andrew Cusimano

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SB Thoughts:

:19 nice pidgeotto haircut

4:03 put your balls on his face

4:20 hahaha so dude’s just still there?? ok

5:20 that’s just the naked guy who lives in his room

5:50 probably should be more concerned right now than you are

7:15 how do you just not even care right now? haha

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Lesson: Never put thousands of videos of yourself on the internet or else mysterious legs and arms will pull you into a room of your own house and make love to you all night.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

“LEAVE”

Description: Joshua Betts final year project.

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SB Thoughts:

:56 lmao in my head this is what he did

1:09 WELL, MY WORK -HERE- IS DONE.

1:28 glow in the dark skeleton hand. well, I’ll be.

2:14 –PAVED PARADISE AND PUT UP A PARKING LOT!!!

2:31 it’s too small, spook. you’ll never fit through -THERE. try again.

2:38 YOUR HAND IS JUST A BUNCH OF STICKS TIED TOGETHER.

2:48 unless your body is one long line of sticks you may as well quit while you’re ahead, buddy.

3:08 YOU’RE THE TREES!!! I’m so stupid. you’re pissed because that guy crossed you out and said you weren’t even trees –BUT YOU’RE TREES!! I–KNOW!!!!

3:23 “man, I sure hope that isn’t those trees I crossed out breaking into my house”

3:45 IT’S WHO’S THAT POKEMON AGAIN!! GROOT!! i’D KNOW THAT SHAPE ANYWHERE.

4:01 old man, you are so screwed. groot is -NOT- gonna be happy with you for tryin’ to fucks with the tree people homeland like that.

4:44 IT’S LIKE HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HE’S STANDING INFRONT OF THE CAMERA

4:53 “hello, police. Groot won’t leave because I told the tree people to eat a dick”

4:23 “now I’m Groot right here now”

5:40 oh the unspeakable tree things being done to this man.

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Lesson: OH THE LEAF PUNS. LEAVE, LEAF. GET IT???

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

The Nightmare Neighbour

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Starring: Bob Hurford
Music: Robert Austin
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SB Thoughts:

:34 “They’re comin’ to get me lucky charms”

1:46 “..don’t get me wrong –I love burning incense, moving around furniture, and eating dog treats as much as the next guy..”

3:33 FOOTAGE yaaaaasssss

3:49 just a little london bridge pupper

5:21 she better break into the house in the next 40 seconds cuz I’m bored.

5:55 so this was just real? snore.

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Lesson: Real life is boring.

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Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩

Dinner for Two

Description: This is my first (horror) short film, of hopefully many to come. I worked with a great crew who helped me put this all together and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out. The short was “Insidious” inspired with the music from the soundtrack by Joseph Bishara. Hope you all enjoy!

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SB Thoughts:

:45 this woman lives IN a factory

1:17 nice swinging chair

1:40 probably just a cabin decoration

2:08 she for sure would have seen him

2:22 clumsy Cathy

2:36 this creaking couldn’t have been that dude, we all saw how quiet he is

2:46 THERE’S TWO SWINGING CHAIRS?!?!

2:56 dude probably broke in to claim this property. i would too.

3:15 back walkin’ like a dummy

4:02 of course it’s tiny tim

4:20 that was probably just whoever she was texting

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Lesson: Tiny Tim always sets the mood.

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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

The Watcher

Description: A man learns to never clown around.

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SB Thoughts:

:03 I am aesthetically in love with that tick text shift

:10 YOU DO NOT OWN A POCKET WATCH

:43 death to all peeping toms

1:21 oh facial recognition incorporation. clever.

1:25 who saw that coming?

1:56 how convenient right in front of the enormous window

2:02 best wheel your way outta town, peeper

2:35 what is that weapon? a club rake? where does one purchase such a device?

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Lesson: Clowns are the natural predators of Peeping Toms.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩