Tag Archives: broken

Brujeria

Description: Some guy got a really bad bloody nose in his bathtub.

SB Thoughts:

:10 hey sorry, man. hate to break it to you now, but there is no god.

:22 I hope this pupper lives.

:42 BABE.

:59 HWHAT’S WITH THE ARMLESS BARBIE DOLL THO?!?!

1:17 hahahah

1:24 lemme get some of those self-lighting candles.

1:39 THAT BETTER NOT BE THE PUP!! :{

1:50 GOD. DAMN-IT

1:58 floaty slender man, get fucked. you can’t beat up puppers that way. that’s not FUCKING. COOL.

2:20 dude, you’re floaty slender-meat.

2:37 monster just got it’s NAILS. DID.

2:52 more like BRO-jeria. amiRIGHT??

Lesson: I’m right.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Who’s There?

Description: This is a final project i created for my film class. I wanted to go for a creepy horror vibe and try cause some sort of fearful reactions. Thank you to my actors Jack Bonko and Kali Klimek! Enjoy!

SB Thoughts:

:12 I haven’t done enough drugs for this

:30 it’s stone o’ clock

1:36 creepin’ peeper

1:41 YOU MADE HER DROP ALL THE POPSICLES, ASSHOLE

1:56 it’s daytime?

2:19 “also, I’m a liar and a ghost”

2:31 HE’S NOT EVEN HOLDING A PHONE

Lesson: Those popsicles are probably all broken now.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

One for you

 

Description: A short story about a horror attack on a guy… he himself acts as horror… we welcome producers for our story .. please contact us on facebook — https://m.facebook.com/tarunkumar001 and ##appreciate us

SB Thoughts:

:59 you tryin to play some cricket???? I’M GAME.

1:36 so I’m confused…is this man just being watched by a camera from EVERY angle that makes the lens blue, is he supposed to be in the dark being watched with night vision, is it just supposed to add an eerie feel for the viewer WHICH IS IT??

1:56 did he just get his period?

3:15 do people really keep camping chairs in their living room??

3:36 are you about to get locked outta your own apartment by a ghostie?

3:56 MAYBE THEY’RE JUST a REALLY SHORT prankster

4:21 ARE BOTH OF HIS EYES VIDEO CAMERAS?!?! SO MANY QUESTIONS

4:37 ha ha dummy, called it.

4:43 this is video camera-ception

5:15 that’s never good.

5:37 WHY WOULDN’T YOU JUST TURN THE LIGHTS ON?! THIS IS YOUR APARTMENT, YOU KNOW WHERE THE SWITCHES ARE LOCATED. phone flashlights are inferior.

5:58 “WHO’S THE YODELING WISEGUY THAT TURNED MY LIVING ROOM INTO MY BEDROOM??”

6:28 this camera eye’d ass just got sound blasted outta his own domain

6:28 now is not time for a nap

6:46 OH SO NOW WE’RE RED

7:00 WHERE DID ALL THE COLORS GO NOW??

7:05 stop, I wasn’t ready

7:07 hahah what

7:12 dude, you gotsa get some professional help or at least go to the doctor to get your camera eyes checked

7:58 CAMERA EYES MALFUNCTION SYMPTOMS: seeing in entirely one color ✓, slowly bleeding from the mouth ✓, light bulbs unexplainably break in your vicinity ✓

8:30 I’m sorry, you’ve had a long day

8:46 the electronic police are here to repossess your camera eyes

9:24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc5iTNVEOAg

Lesson:

Can we forget about the things I said When I was drunk
Didn’t mean to call you that
I can’t remember what was said and what you threw at me
Please tell me
Please tell me why
The car is in the front yard and I’m
Sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window last night
And you’re gone gone
It’s no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
Cause every now and then I kick the living shit out of me
A smoke alarm is going off and there’s a cigarette
Still burning
Please tell me why
The car is in the front yard and I’m
Sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window last night
And you’re gone gone
Please tell me why
The car is in the front yard and I’m
Sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window last night
And you’re gone gone
It’s no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
Cause every now and then I kick the living shit out of me
Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk
I didn’t mean to call you that

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

The Box

Description: A man receives a mysterious package at his door which he soon finds out is no laughing matter.

SB Thoughts:

:04 :braces self for imminent box jump scare and or diversion:

:31 “oh good, unmarked box, just what I always wanted.”

:37 this motherfucker has razor fingers!!

:49 WHOEVER’S MOVING HEAVY MACHINERY DURING MY UNBOXING VIDEO — QUIET DOWN

1:01 go home clown, you drunk

1:15 “I and everyone else knows this is a bad idea..maybe I should be giving this a second thought..”

1:16 “–NAH”

1:27 “who put all this nail polish all over a perfectly good piece of paper??”

1:31 https://youtu.be/HZ1TQYjCwYc

1:34 MARY POPPINS WAS BEHIND IT THIS WHOLE TIME

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1:35 lmao so this went down one of two ways:

  1. the clowny poppins pulled his head down at warp speed and killed his brains out, OR
  2. the way funnier visual: his entire body was pulled down into the box like a black hole, breaking every bone in his body along the way leaving him a mushy sack of broken

Lesson: A spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩