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Working with Damian

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“Working with Damian”

Crew:
Director, Writer, Film Editing, Colorist: Tim Earnheart
Producer: Matt Fleming, Tim Earnheart, Nadine Nagamatsu, Benjamin J. Strickland
Co-producer: Ayuba Audu, Adam Ronzon, H.M. Gandy
Cinematography: Matt Fleming
Joseph Goods: Sound Mixer
Special Thanks: Chris Comte, Kate Hogan

Cast:
Damian: Anthony Gasbarri
Mary: Nadine Nagamatsu
HR Director: Kevin T. Williams
Coworker: S. Joe Downing
Damian’s Office Mate: Reeve Bareceloux
Elevator Dude: Loren Walton
D-Coworker: Nick Revelli
Office Worker: Lionel Balland

Crypt TV:

We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.

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SB Thoughts:

:13 are they about to have sex?

:22 that’s just some V8

:42 the spawn of Satan WOULD make a great capitalist

1:16 he’s probably texting his lawyer about the health discrimination.

1:17 why would he use that spelling of “come” to text his dad? that’s uncomfortable.

1:42 I wonder how he takes his latte

2:42 corporate America.

3:18 ..sometimes you gotta steal office supplies..

4:21 accurate.

Lesson: Was this even a horror short?

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

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U Get What U Deserve

Description: During the Trump presidential era, Kagan is the victim of a terrifying home invasion – when she calls 911 for help she quickly finds the newly implemented 911 operating system does not offer help as willingly as it used to. With the intruder in the house, Kagan’s life choices could mean a long wait before help arrives…

Special Voice Appearance by Gates McFadden (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
Starring Atsuko Okatsuka (Littlerock) and Mike Estes (Ash vs Evil Dead)
Featuring the Voice of Adam J. Yeend (Liz & Dick)

Directed by John Fitzpatrick
Written/Edited by Brian Chandler
Cinematography by Nicholas Kaat
Camera Operated by Nathan Dean Fetzer
First Assistant Director: Damien Bodie
Key Makeup by Ericka Cho
Visual Effects by Jessica Chandler and DJ Summitt

Produced by Brian Chandler, Jessica Chandler, Ryan Dillon, John Fitzpatrick, Sarah Fitzpatrick and Adam J. Yeend.

Watch Scary Endings Season 2 starting with “The Nightmare” https://youtu.be/SpuWu_N62Ns

Scary Endings Series Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhW4n…
Episode 10: “Welcome to the Circus” https://youtu.be/ntmUWNIlO0I
Episode 9: “The Grinning Man” https://youtu.be/MPPpSq8XNeM
Episode 7: “Smother Mother” https://youtu.be/RhW4nsPY73Y
Episode 6: “He’s Right Behind You” https://youtu.be/uDqh8Ey04yo
Episode 5: “Bounce House of Horror!” https://youtu.be/SgOZ1CvWWfc
Episode 4: “Yummy Meat: A Halloween Carol” https://youtu.be/ThRMQ5UP4R8
Episode 3: “The Babysitter and the Boogeyman” https://youtu.be/ssFsb9HmDRo
Episode 2: “Voyeur” https://youtu.be/QjVbtKntWtU
Episode 1: “We Always Come Back” https://youtu.be/C-zxiDJ6ziY
SKYPEMARE: https://youtu.be/hIFkut11Xpc

#horror #donaldtrump #scarysndings #skypemare

SB Thoughts:

:07 looks about right

:30 flowers is not weapons, silly

:40 creepedout.gif

:58 sick fucking tits. let’s do this.

1:33 hahaha fuck.

1:52 this is too real

2:29 capitalism you_would_img1.gif

2:56 burn him tho

Lesson: resistance.jpg

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

One Please

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“One Please”

Director/Writer: Jesse Burks
Producers: Joshua H. Miller, Miles B. Miller, Kathryn Tucker
Cast: Sailor Holland, Catherine Burks, Alan Rackley, Langston Thompson

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SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!

SB Thoughts:

:11 welp, she’s already lost one finger.

:35 maybe they met in the hospital

:46 okay, little girl, finger count. let’s see em’

1:03 “aw yeah, the motherfucking ice cream truck”

3:02 it’s supposed to have the ease of a carrot

3:05 THIS LADY HAS NO NERVES

3:52 AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!

One-please-michael-berryman

4:08 “you live in here now”

4:36 “so worth it. fuck my parents”

5:18 capitalism at it’s finest.

Lesson: Don’t have kids.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Clickbait

Description:

Published on Jun 4, 2016

“Be careful what you click on…”

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Clickbait (2016)
Starring:
Rachel Lynn David

Written, Directed, Edited by:
Deric Nunez

Executive Producer:
Erika Nunez

Copyright © 2016 Cowmaster Studios

SB Thoughts:

:23 oo doll, in the ads bar, lemme get yo’ numba.

:38 fuckin hipster art

:59 cursed by being half ostrich, half woman she now crashes computers

1:00 look into my not ostrich-y eyes and meet death

1:03 “My name is Metal in a Blender’, auditioning for the part of minute 1:03-1:05”

1:28 its a virus that poops in your bathroom and doesn’t have the decency to spray

2:11 predator here to make you a snack

3:07 hello, booty.

3:15 no one hangs dangle lights around their kitchen island.

3:48-3:51 I actually replayed this multiple times.

Is this just someone with a wig over their head that they CGI’d over to have teeth move to expand out sideways?

our brilliant design team [also, me] got to the bottom of this.

hahahah1

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the answer was a conclusive, yes.

Lesson: Don’t click ads.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Occupied

Description: You aren’t the only one working late…

With a long night ahead, a man alone at work encounters a strange disturbance during his bathroom break.

Starring: Lee Silva, Taylor Kerby
Directed by: Mitchell Kerby, Taylor Kerby
Director of Photography: Mitchell Kerby
Edited by: Mitchell Kerby, Taylor Kerby
Sound Editing by: Mitchell Kerby

Shot on Canon T3i/600D
Edited with Adobe Creative Cloud

SB Thoughts:

2:20 DOOR TRANSFORM INTO: BIGGER MORE FLEXIBLE DOOR.

2:40 the only thing that can save me is the moonwalk now.

3:06 “THORG HUNGRY! THORG WANT EAT!” “HALT, I AM REPTAR.”

3:20 “I’m in my trusty bathroom stall. Do your worst monster scum!”

3:53 this old fashioned lock is actually very impressively crafted.

5:03 borscht, BORSCHT EVERYWHERE. And all over my nice clean floors.

Lesson: Bathroom stalls save you from nothing.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Uneventful

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“Uneventful”

Crew:
Director, Producer, Story, Screenwriter, Editor, Director of Photography, Visual Effects Artist, Storyboard Artist: Fahdi Kanavati
Producer, Screenwriter, 1st AD: Peter Own brook
1st AD, 1st AC: Cem Hurrell

Cast:
Lead: Rose Reynolds
Lucy Lan Luo
Nicolas Pimpare
Tiberiu Chis
Peter Owen Brook

Crypt TV:

We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.

SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!

SB Thoughts:

:02 “everyone hates you, Jerry.”

:16 “same.”

:30 “is this not what we’re doing now?”

:58 “thank god I got all this Tabasco sauce off my hands. now time to get back to dismembering bodies.”

1:05 “oh honey, I remember my first double homicide.”

1:20 “vape life”

1:38 “man, I really gotta buy a new table.”

1:45 “same.”

2:05 “actually – shut the fuck up, Jerry.”

Lesson: There is no ethical consumption under capitalism.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩