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Play Time

Description: ‘PLAY TIME’ – scary short horror film, is the winning submission for the Bloody Cuts – Who’s There Film Challenge (2013), starring Anjella Mackintosh and Belle .

A 1.5+ hour long compilation of the most unsettling, frightening and creepiest independent short horror films ever. featured by Chilling Tales for Dark Nights .

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The Moonlight Man In this short horror film, a girl walking to her car at night sees a strange figure standing in the darkness. Directed by Danny Donahue Starring .

SB Thoughts:

:25 so British

:46 you dead.

1:10 whoever broke into your house was really inconsiderate of your OCD

1:42 dude, you’re talking way too loud to have an intruder

2:20 “YEAH, I knocked it over –whatcha gonna do about it??” – this cat

3:00 WHY NOT BOTH??

3:06 YOU STOLE THAT FROM OCULUS!!

3:33 LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME FAKE OUT EVEN. WEAK. AS. FUCK.

4:03 2spooky

5:24 we already watched this whole scene??

6:03 is this seriously just repeating the same stuff over and over again?

 

Lesson: Disjointed, stolen material, and just makes no sense.

Rating: 0 out of 5 stars [because stolen material]

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Marianne

Description: A Film By Jamie Knight
Starring: Brehna Williams & Georgia Machon

SB Thoughts:

:08 cream–CREAM—EVERYWHERE!!!

:16 FUCKING. GROSS., Marianne

1:20 ya, fuck those leaves

1:51 I’m sure that was nothing

2:02 you’re being tormented because you put ice in your wine

2:32 “OH, FUCK. I cat-know shits about to go down” – this cat

2:48 “I couldn’t give any less fucks. I just want to take baths in more cream”‘

3:28 “I can’t wait to murder this girl, so I can make with the bathing in more milk, already”

3:30 why would she need to wash her hands before drinking something?

3:48 ….? “I saved money by switching my water bill to 100% blood”

4:05 this girl does not look like a smoker

4:15 she just growled

4:45 ew, Marianne. not cool. who wears a jersey while taking a bath?

Lesson: Bathing in blood of virgins is so 18th century.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Here Comes Santa

Description: A young boy waiting up for Santa Claus gets more than he bargains for.

SB Thoughts:

:20 that cat’s about to be a snack

:26 hahah aw I didn’t think anyone else did this

:45 santa found footage! SANTA FOUND FOOTAGE!!

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1:25 hahahah motherfucker just took a bite out of a jenga block

1:35 shits about to go down, muh boy

1:48 that penguin knows, that’s why it’s stayin’ put like a smartiepants

2:34 there’s a good chance he just knelled down to pee on your stuff

2:55 that cat is history

3:06 best get to hidin’, you’ve been spotted

3:10 “ha ta-ta-ta” hahahah?

3:19 five second rule on those jenga blocks. SNACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

3:32 oh to be young and bed sheets-as-protection naive

4:23 he actually just looks like a really old grinch

Lesson: Well, in Spooksville they say – that the Grinch’s small appetite grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Christmas came through, and the Grinch found the snack of *ten* Grinches, PLUS TWO!

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Message Sent

Description: A horror experience told entirely within a text message…

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SB Thoughts:

:44 so neither of those responses make sense.

1:00 “don’t tell me how to live my life.”

1:19 ({}) ah, wink

1:31 so judgmental

1:53 “Garcon? ‘ll have one order each of ear, nose, and hand, please.”

2:35 :spooky music cuing text cannibal eating David:

3:05 “clearly I’m eating David. can you read?”

3:27 don’t bring the sassy cat into this.

Lesson: Texting…kills relationships.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

The Quiet

Description: Our latest short is now online: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2izRu…

When a young, deaf schoolgirl is bullied and left to take the long walk home alone, she realises that she’s being followed and a frantic game of cat and mouse begins. growing ever more sinister as it becomes clear that she may never make it home again.

This is based on a true story, about an incident involving a school girl who was stalked as she walked home alone after a day out with friends.

‘The Quiet’ is the third part of The Vulnerable Female’ horror trilogy, which also features:

Shrove Tuesday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wetOh2

and

“3:00 AM”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uma_1t

Produced by I’m With Them

http://www.imwiththemproductions.com/

SB Thoughts:

1:10 are kids really this fucking mean? punch em all in their stupid faces

3:50 this is fine. i’m sure murderers don’t listen to this sweet of jams

3:51 point made.

5:23 spooked.

5:52 mud all over your new tights. i’ll never get this out.

6:13 same.

6:45 aw come on, dummy, this one was your own fault.

7:32 oh balls

8:31 probably best to NOT go in THERE, but sure. go right ahead – don’t let me stop you.

9:12 take a little nappy poo

9:44 dreamin about cutting doll hair, JUST NORMAL GIRL STUFF

10:04 let’s take a second and appreciate that perfect puff ball flower

10:40 #yesallmen

11:30 your knees, but your so, and you kneeled in the mud again.

11:56 noooooooo!

12:27 run and jump and run and jump and run and jump

12:58 “I hope this isn’t a witch’s house.”

13:31 aw, mud – everywhere

13:56 fuckin balls

14:57 KO’d

15:25 WHAAAAAAAt?

16:58 aw, man.

18:34 why’d you gotta go in do that??

Lesson: All men, 99% of the time. This is the 1%.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩