Vampire

SB Thoughts:

:24 “sign this waiver that says you don’t mind pasty white vamps nuzzlin’ up real close and chompin’ down on yo fleshy bits”

:48 ahha its so cute

1:21 relax to the soothing sounds of the forest before the blood sucking monstrosity devours your life liquids

1:30 “sup, I’m here to drink red stuff and be spooky”

2:10 LIKE A STRAW

2:15 MAN DOWNNNN!!!

2:22 Translation: “stop starin’ at me, I’m tryin’ to eat here.”

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Lesson: Nurselady doesn’t care. consider yourself caprisun –cause you done.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

My Nightmare

Description: My Nightmare Short Horror Film (2017). 2 actors, 1 director, a camera, an RV, and a wireless mic… Let’s make a scary film.

Shot, written, directed, and edited by me (Alexanderthetitan).

Starring:
Marine Madesclaire (Chrissy)
Greer Bishop (Jess)

Music:
Steve Goldshein (Initiative Audio)

Shot with Canon 5d Mark IV.

If you have short scary stories that you want made into short movies, send me a personal TRUE story of yours. Please SEND IT TO ME THROUGH EMAIL. Make sure stories are short and legible. Thanks.

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SB Thoughts:

:14 they’re obviously making meth

:27 dude, drink some water. your lips are screaming dehydration.

:52 “like, totally, dude.”

1:19 “nope. i still just want to kill everyone”

1:31 SOMEONE’S never sleeping again

2:38 spooks

2:44 it’s just us demons here

3:14

3:43 hahah so she’s just getting naked with the door open? okay.

3:52 “hey, are you by any chance chompin’ on some lettuce real loud while watching me get undressed?”

4:15 is your nightmare, by chance, the fact you live in a trailer?

4:31 hey member how the demon you contacted is going to kill you in your sleep?!?!?! guess not, calm-ass.

4:43 “let me in, I got roommates to kill”

4:54 pizza shirt ✓ no pants ✓

5:00 “..ya, dude. you told me you were going to kill me in my sleep SO”

5:38

6:05 girl just threw up the rest of her soul. Becky –get outta there –if you want to live.

6:28 what’s he just laughin’ at demon jokes to himself?

6:39 I think maybe there’s sex happening

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Lesson: Demons are going to fuck you in a trailer until you die.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Notes

Description: A college student returns to his dorm after class and begins communicating via written notes with someone or something behind the door.

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SB Thoughts:

:51 it’s scary how small dorms are

:58 nice star wars shirt, nerd.

1:36 talk about antisocial

2:09 JUST NOTES, DEVIN/JARED.

2:19 I HAVE THAT CHEST TOO (for sex toys, not the heads of my enemies)

2:33 “new note, who dis?”

2:58 is jus a midget. proceed.

3:13 SHOW US WHAT IT SAYS. WE WANT TO KNOW STUFF TOO.

3:44 you on drugs, Devin/Jared.

4:49 sounds like this guy

5:25 ya, Devin/Jared. you totally locked that. we watch. be afraid, be very afraid.

5:26 sounds like dude’s chompin’ on some glass behind you

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Lesson: He just wanted to know.. 

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩