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Silent Night

Description: A short christmas horror film by Felix Pocock, Joe Fenn and Archie Barber starring Bronwen Morris. At home alone ‘Alice’ is trying to finish her history project when she finds a mysterious object in her loft

SB Thoughts:

:23 SO CHRISTMAS

1:39 welcome to ASBESTOSLAND!

2:12 hahah what?

2:28 gotta wash all the spooks off

2:32 that was fuckin swift.

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ALA CUISINE!

4:09 hahah it’s about time one of those got incorporated into a horror film!!

4:32 “hello, it is I, SANTA CLAUS, you get coal for Christmas” :end horror film:

5:08 it took a lot of hard work, but viola. the subliminal imaging:k.png

5:25 those curtains were definitely closed

5:29 I SEE YOU, SPOOKY!!spook.png

5:41 haha sorry, gas masks just don’t spook it for me…

5:48 there would be splatter. and also those impact sounds make NO sense.

Lesson: This woman must have been made entirely of metal.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

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Hide and Seek

Description: SuperfreakMedia closes the year with another festive tale of terror! Thanks as always for the continued support on the channel!

Starring – Matt Barker + Jonathan Butler
Special Thank to – KERA ROBSON for providing the aerial photography in the film
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SB Thoughts:

:04 dude’s in no shape to be playing hide and seek

:31 looks like another version of him

:50 how does he expect to win hide and seek if he doesn’t listen to his surroundings? amateur.

1:07 hahaha i want to know how long it took to decide upon this song, superfreak media

1:42 no you do fucking not

1:52 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1VgRRWOVKg

2:03 BLUE ROSE!!!

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2:16 “…this tall”

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2:38 “My name is Annie, and I’ve been with Michael. The good Michael is in the Lodge, and he can’t leave. Write it in your diary.”

2:56 close call, Jeff.

3:08 yeah, this is definitely just Twin Peaks.

3:30 I mean..at least it’s not the YOU version of you.

3:41 the other timelines of you are real clumsy, man.

3:46 this one just happened to have been carrying an open bottle of nail polish over his head right as he fell

4:40 just impale yourself on a tree branch already

Lesson: worst. groundhog day. ever.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Here Comes Santa

Description: A young boy waiting up for Santa Claus gets more than he bargains for.

SB Thoughts:

:20 that cat’s about to be a snack

:26 hahah aw I didn’t think anyone else did this

:45 santa found footage! SANTA FOUND FOOTAGE!!

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1:25 hahahah motherfucker just took a bite out of a jenga block

1:35 shits about to go down, muh boy

1:48 that penguin knows, that’s why it’s stayin’ put like a smartiepants

2:34 there’s a good chance he just knelled down to pee on your stuff

2:55 that cat is history

3:06 best get to hidin’, you’ve been spotted

3:10 “ha ta-ta-ta” hahahah?

3:19 five second rule on those jenga blocks. SNACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

3:32 oh to be young and bed sheets-as-protection naive

4:23 he actually just looks like a really old grinch

Lesson: Well, in Spooksville they say – that the Grinch’s small appetite grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Christmas came through, and the Grinch found the snack of *ten* Grinches, PLUS TWO!

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Family Photo

Description: Weekly horror shorts every Tueday, Thursday & Friday! SUBSCRIBE now! https://www.youtube.com/crypttv?sub_c…

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“Family Photo”

Writer/Director/Producer: Matt Jackson
Cast: Kimberly Whalen, Tim Guest, Tricia Guest

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SB Thoughts:

:18 “DAD, YOU’RE RUINING IT”

Lesson: Worst. Dad. Ever.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Santa Claus is a Vampire

Description: Happily married couple Sharon and Cody are returning home with this year’s Christmas tree when an unexpected encounter with Vampire Santa Claus leaves Sharon sole defender of her home where no one is safe, not her son, the babysitter Holly or even herself. Can she stop Santa from coming down that chimney? Traditional vampire rules apply…

DIRECTED BY JOHN FITZPATRICK
WRITTEN BY JESSICA CHANDLER

STARRING
Hannah Marshall (Shortland Street, hit Australian TV series Packed to the Rafters)
Ryan Dillon (Littlerock, Puppet Master X, Scary Endings’ We Always Come Back)
Casey Kooyman (Lake Los Angeles, Scary Endings’ The Babysitter and the Boogeyman)
Charlotte Chimes (Catching Milat, Schapelle)
Miles Chandler (Scary Endings’ Bounce House of Horror!, Welcome to the Circus)

Produced by Brian Chandler, Jessica Chandler, Ryan Dillon, Sarah Fitzpatrick, John Fitzpatrick & Adam J. Yeend.
Director of Photography Nicholas Kaat
Edited by Brian Chandler
Music by Aaron Goldstein
Christmas Carol vocals by Chris Salvatore
Make-up Effects by Erika Cho
Visual Effects by Jessica Chandler

Scary Endings Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list…
2.1 “The Nightmare” https://youtu.be/SpuWu_N62Ns
1.10 “Welcome to the Circus” https://youtu.be/ntmUWNIlO0I
1.9: “The Grinning Man” https://youtu.be/MPPpSq8XNeM
1.8: “U Get What U Deserve” https://youtu.be/SjtJIs3700o
1.7: “Smother Mother” https://youtu.be/RhW4nsPY73Y
1.6: “He’s Right Behind You” https://youtu.be/uDqh8Ey04yo
1.5: “Bounce House of Horror!” https://youtu.be/SgOZ1CvWWfc
1.4: “Yummy Meat: A Halloween Carol” https://youtu.be/ThRMQ5UP4R8
1.3: “The Babysitter and the Boogeyman” https://youtu.be/ssFsb9HmDRo
1.2: “Voyeur” https://youtu.be/QjVbtKntWtU
1.1: “We Always Come Back” https://youtu.be/C-zxiDJ6ziY
SKYPEMARE: https://youtu.be/hIFkut11Xpc

SB Thoughts:

:32 “I hope you die, Brett.”ihopeyoudie.png

:34 “oh look, my wish came true. It’s a Christmas miracle”

:41 honestly, what is that?

:55 hold on to your flurry, girl.

1:18 smart move, we don’t want any mixed signals.

1:34 “YOU DON’T KNOW ANY BETTER, TODD. YOU’RE A CHILD.”

1:40 garlic bread, garlic bread everywhere

1:59 Tonya, this is your time to take charge. you start a fire with that garlic bread if you want to.

2:19 “great. now I have to find a new babysitter”

2:33 Todd doesn’t give no fucks.

2:44 wait a second. vampires can’t come in unless they’re welcomed in. don’t fuck with the lore like that Santa.

2:57 killin’ two Santas with one stone.

3:15 Todd, you are literally the worst child.

3:33 I guess, that was a loophole since you don’t have to be invited into your own home.

Lesson: Apparently being a full-time vampire doesn’t come with dental insurance.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩