Tag Archives: clever

Gotcher

Description: This kid’s got no nose and some guy wears a silly hat.

SB Thoughts:

:19 AA

:28 “My name is Andrew and I’m an alcoholic” – Andrew

1:02 no noses for any of you.

1:10 HOW COULD HIS GLASSES POSSIBLY STAY UP?!?! I call bullshit

1:58 DON’T LET A KID THAT YOUNG ANSWER THE FRONT DOOR ALONE?!?!

2:04 I love this spin off so much.

2:08 kids don’t know SHIT.

2:40 i LOVE THIS. but it’s not spooky. or else it would be a perfect thing.

Lesson: this motherfucker has gotch-ur nose, and -ur nose, and ALL th-ur n-ur-ses.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Her Apartment

Description: Footage acquired from the archives of department of paranormal sciences, Brisworth University about an unexplained paranormal attack and disappearance of a couple who just moved into an apartment.

***Please use headphones for better effect***

Official Selection:
New Jersey Horror Con & Film Festival

SB Thoughts:

:12 FOUND FOOTAGE!!!!

2:10 okay, weirdo

2:56 …it’s a robe.

4:04 nice

4:18 stop breathing so hard, you’re making everyone uncomfortable

4:28 for all intensive purposes this dude would have never turned around expecting her to be back in the apartment haha

4:50 this woman is everywhere.

6:00 clever concept

Lesson: Spooks aren’t willing to share space with the likes of you.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

#VLOG

Description: nonton nya pake iphone guys biar seremnya dapet

Translated: Watch it using iphone guys let me get hot

So um…?????…YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE.

SB Thoughts:

:13 fucking rude.

:25 hopefully the dialog isn’t crucial to understanding what’s going on..

:26-1:32 lots of words being said. what they are..no one knows??

1:46 it’s clever

1:51 SHOUT OUT TO YOGA!!

2:23 found footage is the best sub genre of horror because anyone can make it

Lesson: I don’t know how to speak any Indonesian languages.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

OCD

Description: People with OCD are prone to horrific intrusive thoughts…or even thoughts about evil.

Starring Roberto Raad

Directed by Steven Smith
Produced by Roberto Raad
Written by Roberto Raad
Director of Photography – Michael Tushaus
Edited by Steven Smith
Sound by Paul Tumpson & Zachary Vantilborg
PA -Alexia Gross

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SB Thoughts:

:47 this ghost is a fucking asshole

1:11 I don’t think the wind does it like that, buddy

1:23 this ones just straight scary

1:36 whoa

1:50 I really just feel bad

1:57 hahah you just have an intruder. just go tell him to leave.

2:15 is that YOU??

2:26 that’s what I thought

2:37 this is so fucking clever.

3:43 😦

Lesson: You’re haunting yourself, big guy.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Photoshop Nightmare

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“Photoshop Nightmare”

Director/Editor/DP/Co-Writer: Matthew McCrory
Producer/Composer: Troy Koch
1st AC: James Fazarro
SFX Makeup Artist: Gabrielle McAfee
Gaffer: Ryan Woebbeking
PA: Dan Swartz

Starring:
Photographer: Ryan Woebbeking
Doomed Model: Catherine Donovan

Filmed at WunderKammer Co. in Fort Wayne, IN

Crypt TV:

Crypt TV produces and acquires short films of the scary & horror variety. If you love scary horror videos and frightening monsters, you’re going to fit in terrifyingly well with the Crypt Family.

Watch short scary videos daily that will leave you shocked, horrified, and disturbed to the core. After terrorizing Facebook with its short films, Crypt is bringing its dark, weird and horror videos to YouTube! With new short horror movies being added daily, the short scares and nightmare fuel are never ending (**nightmares likely, but not guaranteed).

Crypt TV’s short films cover the entire horror field. Want Gore? Zombies? Buckets of blood? A killer Birch tree? Crypt TV has got your back!

Watch suspenseful psychological thrillers, terrifying & hilarious comedies, dark and edgy award-winning short films, supernaturally spooky videos, cgi animated short films, paranormal perils and other scary thrillers. We’ve got gory and bloody videos that are too die for.

Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. There are no plans to stop the scares or to stop producing our short films. Make sure to check back daily for your digital scares!

SB Thoughts:

:14 blegh

:42 clever

Lesson: Unhealthy images of women kill actual women.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩