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Follow Me

Description: A film by Patrick Lirette.
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SB Thoughts:

:24 why paint when you could be drinking?

:31 lemme get that clock tho

1:03 “..fuck painting, actually” – his friends

1:24 he should just paint the outline of those shadows on his wall.

1:58 my volume was up too loud. gave me a spook

2:17 those placemats make it look like you have four puzzles going at the same time.

2:44 this is the most thorough room scanning I’ve ever seen in a horror short.

3:08 really.jpg

3:14 all the shadows are different on the ground with the step appearance of each step; marking the time splicing as blatantly amateur.

4:14 clearly it wants you to go into that door that makes no blueprinting sense, nerdy max bemis.

Lesson: Quit spookin’ yourself. Quit spookin’ yourself.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

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Guest

Description: Guess who does not let you sleep.

SB Thoughts:

:50 same.png

:53 don’t worry, sounds like they let themselves in

:59 JUST WALK INTO THE DARKNESS WHY DON’T YOU

1:39 crinkled note outside your doorstep with a number marked for midnight.

ya, sure, I guess who gives a fuck?whogivesafuck.png

1:40 I could never live in an apartment where the hallway always appeared to be a gateway into nightmare land

1:59 TIME JUST STOPPED?

2:08 death o’ clock

2:55 you walking out of your own hallway is it’s own nightmare fuel

3:05 THIS IS ACTUALLY THE SCARIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN. MY ENTIRE BODY IS TERRIFIED. THIS IS A FULL BODY EXPERIENCE.

3:11 I am MAYBE about to cry

3:18 i fucking hate this haha

3:23 this is the worst. both sides of you are pure terror

Lesson: This woman lives in hell.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

The Watcher

Description: A man learns to never clown around.

SB Thoughts:

:03 I am aesthetically in love with that tick text shift

:10 YOU DO NOT OWN A POCKET WATCH

:43 death to all peeping toms

1:21 oh facial recognition incorporation. clever.

1:25 who saw that coming?

1:56 how convenient right in front of the enormous window

2:02 best wheel your way outta town, peeper

2:35 what is that weapon? a club rake? where does one purchase such a device?

Lesson: Clowns are the natural predators of Peeping Toms.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩