Paranoia

Description: Selected: FRESH FILM FESTIVAL 2017
Directed by Reuben Harvey
An ©SLS Original Drama
(Alternate Ending Films)
In Association with Cut And Print Films

This well crafted and superbly executed short combines visually pleasing cinematography and scares to create a brilliant and unique film.

Directed by REUBEN HARVEY
Starring DAVID BELL
Executive Producer ADAM HOWE

SLS Productions / Alternate Ending Films:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEzy…

Cut And Print Films:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCgP…

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SB Thoughts:

:09 poor cow, let it free to do cow life stuff.

:32 these would be MUCH prettier in color –AS DESIGNED

:53 K LET’S GET TO THE SPOOKS. WE’VE GOT ENOUGH ENVIRONMENT.

1:04 “WHO’S THE WISEGUY THAT SHUT OFF MY MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC” – this fuckin’ smartiepants

1:53 first they turn off your tunes, next they’re openin’ and closin’ your doors.

2:!2 NOW THEY BREAK SHIT. that’s the last straw!!

2:39 don’t run around all willynilly, you could get hurt.

2:51 hahah why

3:02 nice house. wanna fuck about it?

3:20 maybe the whole rest of the movie is just him locking stuff

3:39 AGAIN WASTED BEAUTY BY BLACK AND WHITE

4:02 dude just had an itchy face, stop mean muggin’

4:40 hitachi magic wands are cameras too. wow.

5:17 “fuck your camera” – camera smackin’ bandit

5:39 wow, it’s a person. who saw that coming??

5:48 hide inside with all your locks, little boy

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Lesson: Teenagers are B&Eing assholes.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩ [not enough spooks]

Silent Night

Description: A short christmas horror film by Felix Pocock, Joe Fenn and Archie Barber starring Bronwen Morris. At home alone ‘Alice’ is trying to finish her history project when she finds a mysterious object in her loft

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SB Thoughts:

:23 SO CHRISTMAS

1:39 welcome to ASBESTOSLAND!

2:12 hahah what?

2:28 gotta wash all the spooks off

2:32 that was fuckin swift.

ALA CUISINE!

4:09 hahah it’s about time one of those got incorporated into a horror film!!

4:32 “hello, it is I, SANTA CLAUS, you get coal for Christmas” :end horror film:

5:08 it took a lot of hard work, but viola. the subliminal imaging:

5:25 those curtains were definitely closed

5:29 I SEE YOU, SPOOKY!!

5:41 haha sorry, gas masks just don’t spook it for me…

5:48 there would be splatter. and also those impact sounds make NO sense.

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Lesson: This woman must have been made entirely of metal.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Don’t Look

Description: Andrea lives alone plagued by nightmares, however one night she discovers something is with her in the apartment.

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SB Thoughts:

:05 the most overused kid laughing audio ever recorded

:57 who buys a pillow with one enormous eyelash on it?

:18 -2:20 “British, British-British, British, British”

2:21 you got a piece of glitter on your left cheek, let me get that for you

2:42 that phone set down was loud AS FUCK

3:05 “i’ll let myself in” – this ghostie

3:07 “how rude of me, I almost didn’t close the door” – also this ghostie

3:25 sup, growl, sup

4:20 the description says this is her apartment, but it looks like a hospital break room

4:45 shits in your brain, mimicking voices of those you love. you done for.

4:51 just looks like any ol’ guy

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Lesson: She looked tho

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

OCD

Description: People with OCD are prone to horrific intrusive thoughts…or even thoughts about evil.

Starring Roberto Raad

Directed by Steven Smith
Produced by Roberto Raad
Written by Roberto Raad
Director of Photography – Michael Tushaus
Edited by Steven Smith
Sound by Paul Tumpson & Zachary Vantilborg
PA -Alexia Gross

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SB Thoughts:

:47 this ghost is a fucking asshole

1:11 I don’t think the wind does it like that, buddy

1:23 this ones just straight scary

1:36 whoa

1:50 I really just feel bad

1:57 hahah you just have an intruder. just go tell him to leave.

2:15 is that YOU??

2:26 that’s what I thought

2:37 this is so fucking clever.

3:43 😦

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Lesson: You’re haunting yourself, big guy.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩