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That’s Not Me

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Written by Shubie Recole and Melvin Johnson

Directed, and edited by Melvin Johnson:

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Shot using the Sony Fs 700
Edited using FCPX, Red Giant: Magic Bullet Suite

Music composed by – William Pearson

SB Thoughts:

:09 “hello there, angel from my nightmares..”

:21 THAT’S IT, SHOVEL THAT PUMPKIN SLOP.

:51 unplug your hallway and plug it back in — cuz it glitchy

1:30 I like how he finds nothing odd about being given pumpkin slop on a plate

1:58 is this just cousin it’s daughter? you SEE the resemblance…

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2:32 ah, that neck is so broken.

2:45 couple one two spooks.

Lesson: Cousin It has a daughter.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Don’t Look Away

Description: None Provided

SB Thoughts:

:45 why would anyone stay at their significant others place when they weren’t in town?

2:05 hahaha how would anyone not notice that?

2:20 shits not okay

2:40 SO SHE JUST DOESN’T CARE??

2:45 hahaha this ghost is a fucking baby. grow up, baby ghost.

3:25 “time to take more selfies and hope no fuckin men show up in the background, I guess”

4:05 first of all, this is hilarious

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4:05 this is just a fucking wrestler in the closet2ndhilarious.png

4:15 hahah obviously fuck any random face detection, but still super funny

4:45 hahaha I love how she just didn’t even tell him about the scrawled out note until right now hahah “oh btw, nbd, but fuckin random note from closet ghost”

5:20 break up with this dummy haha

6:03 hahah why would anyone even be still stayin there??? –JUST GO HOME TO YOUR DAMN HOUSE.

6:40 lmao that sounded like a goat.

6:54 “this isn’t a fucking game” –slam-y ghost hand

7:23 that jump scared my balls off

7:43 hahahah worst. boyfriend. ever.

8:00 yeah like –no shit

8:14 hahaha “OH, WELL THAT’S A RELIEF” – this terrible boyfriend

8:37 it’s kind of a game tho

Lesson: If your boyfriend doesn’t believe your spookytales just break up with his dumbass.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Good Night Sweetie

Description: Directed and written by Priscilla Grijalva
First Assitant director: Gabriel Acedo-Márquez
Original Music: Nicolás Iaconis
Sounds effects: Michel Yadah Gonzalez
Cast: Rachel Quiñonez, Ernesto Grijalva

SB Thoughts:

:35 I had this jewelry box

:39 that Donald Duck has seen some shit

1:18 oo that’s NOT okay, camera man. you stop that shit RIGHT now.

1:48 I’m sorry your childhood bedroom is full of nightmares, little girl

1:57 hold your breath until you die. IT’S THE ONLY WAY. don’t let the monster win.

2:06 KEEP YOUR EYES COVERED UNTIL YOU’RE OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK!!!

2:10 I’m sorry..was that Ann Frank??

2:19 hey, terrible dad. go check on your daughter who is being tormented by the night.

3:01 she’s like where. THE FUCK. — WERE — YOU?!?! You’re fired as a dad.

3:28 HE JUST STARED EVIL IN THE EYE AND DIDN’T EVEN CARE.

3:52 “..like FOR REAL THO. it moved the door a little bit so it could menacingly watch me sleep.”

4:02 that Donald is the actual devil.

4:18 damn that doll

4:33 she’s still in her bed, huh

Lesson: Is it chilly in here or is that just spooked me?

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

 

 

The Photographer

Description: THE PHOTOGRAPHER is a short film starring Marine Mendiboure & Louis Ballèvre and directed by Kévin Mendiboure.
Marina, 15 years old, is speaking on facebook with her best friend Olivia about a strange photographer seen the day before. Suddenly she receive a snapchat from unknown number showing a picture of her window taken from the outside…
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Writer & director / KEVIN MENDIBOURE
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Sound / Fabrice Valsin
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The Cast
MARINE MENDIBOURE
LOUIS BALLEVRE

With the kind contribution of Vincent Darkman
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SB Thoughts:

:26 she must not give a fuck

:50 “fuck no”

1:04 hey guess what, asshole, you can’t just snapchat people knifes haha

1:20 shits not okay

1:48 “it you”

2:04 “[insert friends name here] can’t answer the phone right now. THEY DEAD.”

2:28 I love that door, but also it shouldn’t exist because it’s made entirely of spooks

3:15 closet hiding. a glorious plan. no one ever thinks to look THERE

3:42 “i’m going to wear my loudest boots to stomp around as an intruder”

4:12 nice skeleton mask, tough guy

4:40 TAKE YOUR PHONE OFF VIBRATE IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

5:30 LMAO HOW DID HE GET IN THE CLOSET WITHOUT HER NOTICING?!?! xD

Lesson: Silence your phone, stupid millennial.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Home Care

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– Xavier MANGOEN
– Dorothée BABOIS
– Anais JENNER
– Mamita

SB Thoughts:

1:13 I guess I wasn’t scared because old people aren’t monsters to me?

1:27 nice job taking care of her by scrolling through social media

1:39 “hey, uh, so what the fuck? you come into my home and sit on my couch?”

2:06 well, she’s possessed. did you learn nothing from the Taking of Deborah Logan or the Visit?

2:14 “get fucked.”

3:12 you got demon mouth

3:24 “I pooped myself and it’s your job to clean it up. but for real tho, like why the fuck do you think you’re in my house?”

3:43 what dat?

3:50 uh oh, where’d granny go?

4:21 I hope she’s just on some ceiling

4:40 really tho, if you design an elderly home and you put stairs inside, you should be fired.

5:19 i would just jump over the banister and end it right there.

5:23 OH THAT’S SO MUCH WORSE

5:52 SHE KNOWS YOU’RE IN THERE, demon’s just fucking with you. WHAT’RE YOU –NEW???

6:18 sneaky snake

6:20 granny’s got some power

Lesson: The demon fired her because she was a lazy ass.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Deja Vu

Description: Who is really knocking on your door?

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SB Thoughts:

preview pic: well, that’s stolen.

:15 maybe this is just mislabeled COD gameplay

:29 this kids face and that window are equally scary

:44 Damien lookin’ ass, stop knockin’ on stuff

:56 newsflash kiddo, covers never saved anyone

1:20 he seriously looks like he could be dead already

1:22 fuck this, move outta the basement

1:24 you’re not old enough, i’m not old enough, we’re all too young and scared of spooks.

1:45 stop tryin’ to investigate that shit

1:52 THAT DEJA VU WAS WAY TOO LONG

2:04 it looks like you’re playing minecraft now?

Lesson: –WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING, go upstairs before shit hits the fan

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Good Night

Description:  father fails to convince his son to go to sleep quietly, prompting the arrival of an unexpected visitor. See more Fun Size Horror Original film and submit your own at http://www.funsizehorror.com

Directed by Jack Bennett
Starring Henry Stephen Miller, Frank Dietz, and Jo Holland
Produced by Michael May & Jack Bennett

SB Thoughts:

:02 i LOVE that production company’s little bit

:15 “AND I FUCKING HATE MY KID”

:45 “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO MY DAY JOB OF BEING A LUMBERJACK WITH ALL THIS PARENTING YOU’RE EXPECTING OF ME?!?!”

1:02 aw man, hittin him right in the dead mom/wife funny bone, kid

1:48 I was this kid

1:51 “I’m going to monkey fucking kill you, Johnnyboy”

1:57 “..and this is a picture of me remembering when I had a mom..”

2:10 oh fuck

2:28 oh no, is that your dead mom

2:43 dead mom is more than happy to read you a bedtime story. alive dad is a shithead.

2:56 Studies show: moms always work the second shift, even when they’re dead.

3:35 this is genuinely the most heartwarming horror short I’ve ever watched.

3:50 you are the second favorite parent, lumberjack asshat.

Lesson: Dead mom is the best, alive dad is the worst.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

N is for Nightmare

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SB Thoughts:

:25 it 13 o’ clock

:32 girl, get a manicure

:49 …maybe he’s into this?

:57 …I don’t hear any safe word…

1:07 face of a man who just finished in his sleep

Lesson: Wet dreams are normal.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Thin Walls

Description: Official Selection – Los Angeles Cinefest

A young woman hums to herself in her apartment and hears a neighbor hum the same tune back. Thin walls. However, maybe that hum wasn’t coming from another apartment…

Twitter: @jayruzicka

SB Thoughts:

:17 ruhroh.jpg

:40 :watches intently for someone bust through the wall like the kool-aid man:

1:06 maybe don’t make your hallway so terrifyingly dark in your next life, Jill.

1:09 bets she regrets answering that ad to be roommates with the female joker now

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1:34 “yes, except for my new roommate: joker with a vagina”

1:43 “because I can’t get in, and the door is locked. bad luck you called on Female-Joker-911-Operator-April-Fools!!”

1:53 “tape me to the inside of the walls?” how much tape does this girl have???

2:38 WHY WOULDN’T YOU GRAB A BLUNT OBJECT AS A WEAPON FIRST, JILL?!?!

2:49 “‘don’t make the your closet doors out of concrete,’ they said, ‘you’ll live to regret this day,’ they said.”

2:55 fell for the ol’ foot infront of the door trick

3:01 “If I could talk I’d say, ‘some asshole sewn my lips shut and drew on my face with eyeliner’.”

3:07 “Occupado”

Lesson: Don’t let the custom-made closet door salesman up-sell you on the concrete.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Knock

Description: A film about things that go bump bump bump in the night.

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Knock (2011)
Starring:
Felicia Raye Diny and Deric Nunez

Written and Directed by:
Deric Nunez

Director of Photography:
Michael Papilla

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SB Thoughts:

:30 does that generic skype have a tooth as its logo?

1:23 :shoots self in head from acting:

3:14 “time to grab the baseball bat I keep in my hallway”

3:54 are these sounds supposed to be the pissed off aliens she just hung up on?

5:22 no one would do this

6:14 so they ran out of the closet, took a Polaroid picture OF the closet, then got back inside.

6:22 what part of this door are they still struggling with?

6:25 the money shot

6:28 good thing you sped up that door opening for added effect.

Lesson: Get on down to Real Fake Doors.

 

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩