Don’t Look Away

Description: None Provided

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SB Thoughts:

:45 why would anyone stay at their significant others place when they weren’t in town?

2:05 hahaha how would anyone not notice that?

2:20 shits not okay

2:40 SO SHE JUST DOESN’T CARE??

2:45 hahaha this ghost is a fucking baby. grow up, baby ghost.

3:25 “time to take more selfies and hope no fuckin men show up in the background, I guess”

4:05 first of all, this is hilarious

4:05 this is just a fucking wrestler in the closet

4:15 hahah obviously fuck any random face detection, but still super funny

4:45 hahaha I love how she just didn’t even tell him about the scrawled out note until right now hahah “oh btw, nbd, but fuckin random note from closet ghost”

5:20 break up with this dummy haha

6:03 hahah why would anyone even be still stayin there??? –JUST GO HOME TO YOUR DAMN HOUSE.

6:40 lmao that sounded like a goat.

6:54 “this isn’t a fucking game” –slam-y ghost hand

7:23 that jump scared my balls off

7:43 hahahah worst. boyfriend. ever.

8:00 yeah like –no shit

8:14 hahaha “OH, WELL THAT’S A RELIEF” – this terrible boyfriend

8:37 it’s kind of a game tho

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Lesson: If your boyfriend doesn’t believe your spookytales just break up with his dumbass.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Look-See

Description: This man suffers from hole-head. He’s sensitive about it.

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SB Thoughts:

:18 I like that.

:32 AT LEAST PAWN IT!!

:43 OKAY, NVM. DROP IT.

:56 why are those shoes so scary??

1:18 I DON’T WANNA SEE!! :(((

1:28 also, I love your hair.

1:43 let go, you can’t just grab people like that when they’re in the potty.

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Lesson: dagger finger’d glove-y bag face doesn’t give a fuck about your ring — he gonna break yo legs anyways.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

I’m Home

Description: EDIT: Not sure why this is randomly getting so many views, this was a quick side project we did based off a little cool idea we had. Check out some of the other films on my channel for some of my more major works.

Written, Directed, and Produced by Adam Present and Matt San Miguel
Starring Julia Robinson, with Lucas San Miguel
Cinematography, Editing, and Sound Mixing and Editing by Matt San Miguel and Adam Present
Visual Effects by Sam Lowenburg

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SB Thoughts:

1:08 “thanks for setting a place for me. ” – plate moving spook

1:18 “right back atcha” – also a plate moving spook

2:05 TV; it’ll rotcha brains

2:32 spooks gotta shower too

3:00 gonna make a wild guess it’s not Jack

3:14 power outage? the lasagna is DOOMED.

3:39 creepy woman’s voice, never good.

4:02 jack’s a dick.

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Lesson: Jolly Green Giant had a hipster son.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Mimic

Description: Weekly horror shorts every Tueday, Thursday & Friday! SUBSCRIBE now! https://www.youtube.com/crypttv?sub_c…

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“Mimic”

Crew:
Director, Writer: Jon Kovel
Producer: Brandon Hall
Cinematography: Oliver Young
Music: Andy Bauer
Film Editing: Tighe Damron
Makeup Department: Mark Villalobos
Art Department: Camilla Werner-Longo

Cast:
Roman: Joseph Hunsaker
Paul: Ace Marrero

Crypt TV:

We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.

SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!

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SB Thoughts:

1:12 “sup, I’ve been a monster this whole time”

1:34 “I ate your wife because you don’t -OOOHHH”

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Lesson: Spermhead monsters with your daughter’s voice will be your undoing.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Misplaced

Description: Our newest short film “MISPLACED”.
A story of a young girl who lost her phone and that’s all I am going to tell you. smile emoticon
Thanks to everyone who helped out during the production and for making the whole tiring process fun! Watch this and don’t forget to like, comment, subscribe and most importantly SHARE!
Have fun and double it by watching it along with friends!
Don’t forget to watch in HD!!

Don’t forget to subscribe to and like our pages!
https://www.facebook.com/shmekm/
https://www.youtube.com/shmekm/

#shortfilm #horror #scary #misplaced #shmekm

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SB Thoughts:

:17 SCHIGGITY-SHWA? https://youtu.be/-XccUMOQ978

:43 “..finders keepers” :hangs up:

1:53 DON’T YOU SEE I’M TRYING TO SHOOT A MOVIE HERE?? HOW RUDE.

2:20 “okay, I’m sure this won’t turn into a horror movie where it rings in your house”

2:51 this is ONE LOUD ringtone holding nun

3:04 why you creepy peepin when you should be weapon findin??

3:21 hhahah what!! how did laser eyes just waltz right in through the window??

3:50 I’m sure they’re gone now. All clear to open the door!

4:28 why you got so many plastic wrapped comforters?

4:39 hey so this goes against all logic

4:46 physical impossibility.

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Lesson: The “Where’s my iPhone?” app can help you be a couple steps ahead of a physical matter ignoring laser nun.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Thin Walls

Description: Official Selection – Los Angeles Cinefest

A young woman hums to herself in her apartment and hears a neighbor hum the same tune back. Thin walls. However, maybe that hum wasn’t coming from another apartment…

Twitter: @jayruzicka

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SB Thoughts:

:17 

:40 :watches intently for someone bust through the wall like the kool-aid man:

1:06 maybe don’t make your hallway so terrifyingly dark in your next life, Jill.

1:09 bets she regrets answering that ad to be roommates with the female joker now

1:34 “yes, except for my new roommate: joker with a vagina”

1:43 “because I can’t get in, and the door is locked. bad luck you called on Female-Joker-911-Operator-April-Fools!!”

1:53 “tape me to the inside of the walls?” how much tape does this girl have???

2:38 WHY WOULDN’T YOU GRAB A BLUNT OBJECT AS A WEAPON FIRST, JILL?!?!

2:49 “‘don’t make the your closet doors out of concrete,’ they said, ‘you’ll live to regret this day,’ they said.”

2:55 fell for the ol’ foot infront of the door trick

3:01 “If I could talk I’d say, ‘some asshole sewn my lips shut and drew on my face with eyeliner’.”

3:07 “Occupado”

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Lesson: Don’t let the custom-made closet door salesman up-sell you on the concrete.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

CREAK

Description: CREAK is a New Short Horror Film for 2015.

Check out my other Short Horror Film ‘When It’s Dark’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08RPU…

This Short Horror Film was shot on the Sony A5100

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SB Thoughts:

:09 hello, most terrifying woman

:44 I KNOW YOU’RE KEEPING SOMEONE IN THAT CUBBARD, LET THEM OUT

1:04 still terrifying, I see

1:43 maybe don’t keep someone in the cubbard and you won’t have to be so cranky about them trying to get out. did you ever think of that?

2:26 for a hostage, that hand grab was actually pretty tame.

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Lesson: You can’t fool me, ya old hag.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Rasp

Description: A man hears knocking at his door late at night and quickly discovers that something sinister wants to come in.

Written and Directed by Danny Donahue
Starring Jamie Daniels

Check out other short horror films from Danny Donahue:
Frostbite
https://youtu.be/8S7uLzHC5PU
The Moonlight Man
https://youtu.be/qKpLOfgwpsU
The Whisperer
https://youtu.be/UgG2-gcWjt4

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SB Thoughts:

:12 dude has bars on his windows. he knows.

1:37 genius gun trick, friend.

2:20 uh oh, spooky shadow behind you.

2:27 don’t worry, it’s gone. i’m sure it was nothing.

2:30 i’m sure these threats are working, Terry. you are a man in-charge of your domain. don’t let the spooks tell you any different.

2:48 lmao ok, Freddy-hand, just barge right in, I guess.

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Lesson: Freddy-hand don’t follow nobody’s rules.

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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Attic Panic

Description: A short horror film in a new part of our house – the attic!
Behind the scenes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn4g1…

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SB Thoughts:

:41 oh no, it’s swaying.

1:27 “hello, woman who continuously walks into ponysmasher nightmares. And welcome to: ‘The Worst Thing.'”

2:42 “oh no, OH – FUCK, NO.”

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Lesson: Never disrobe a spook.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Coffer

Description: Since halloween is upon us here’s another 3 minute horror from Lotta Losten and me.
Yep, the Lights Out lady is still living in that apartment…
dauid.com – lottalosten.com

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SB Thoughts:

:51 LOCK IT, DUCKTAPE IT, SELL IT.

1:30 leave the house, leave the house.

2:30 stop doing that; whatever you’re doing – stop.

2:37 I TOLD YOU.

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Lesson: Listen to me.

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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

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Illusion