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The Chosen

Description: Velma finally killed Scobby and the gang.

SB Thoughts:

:30 so… what..is it an occult thing?

1:01 she’s just flirting with you

1:29 I hope it’s a whole cult.

1:54 AW YEAH, IT’S A CULT.

2:17 hahah so it just wanted specific body parts of each random person? What is this, May?

2:54 that’s alotta smashed berries

3:22 they’re so GOOPY

3:50 would still bang.

Lesson: I want to watch.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

 

Look-See

Description: This man suffers from hole-head. He’s sensitive about it.

SB Thoughts:

:18 I like that.

:32 AT LEAST PAWN IT!!

:43 OKAY, NVM. DROP IT.

:56 why are those shoes so scary??

1:18 I DON’T WANNA SEE!! :(((

1:28 also, I love your hair.

1:43 let go, you can’t just grab people like that when they’re in the potty.

Lesson: dagger finger’d glove-y bag face doesn’t give a fuck about your ring — he gonna break yo legs anyways.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

This Little Piggy

Description: Bloody-nosed screams.

SB Thoughts:

:36 “HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT OUR SONS NOSE?!?!!?”

1:00 hahah WHAT?!?

first of all, ENTIRELY WRONG SIDE OF THE BED.

second of all, that cutting down motion that kid did would have never cut off someone’s nose

FOR SHAME, cryptTV. you know better.

1:01 – 1:11 increasingly ew.

1:48 OH THAT’S –SO MUCH WORSE– THAN THE NOSE.

Lesson: DON’T HAVE KIDS –for the hundredth time.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Take the Stairs

Description: Masky face practices axing and there’s stairs apparently.

SB Thoughts:

:22 time to bail

:57 I was gonna say…dude sure didn’t seem in any hurry to stop her from getting in this elevator..

1:03 good one, Ax-y Susan.

Lesson: Ax-y Susan’s got jokes.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

House of Dolls

Description: SUBSCRIBE for weekly short horror films: https://www.youtube.com/crypttv?sub_c…

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“Houe of Dolls”

Filmmaker: Michael Horrigan
More Cowbell Pictures

Crypt TV:

We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.

SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!

SB Thoughts:

:08 of course it’s Annabelle

Lesson: If you want someone to speak, best to not sew their mouth shut

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Jefferson

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Jefferson

Crew:
Director, Writer: Jon Kovel
Producer: Brandon Hall
Associate Producer: Amy Ebersole
Music: Andy Bauer
Cinematography: Morgan Demeter
Makeup artist: Ron Karkoska
Special Thanks: Evan Brown

Cast
Jefferson: Zach Dulin
Adam: Andrew Kai
Old Man: William Knight
Hit with Brains Girl #2: Ana Roza Cimperman
Hit with Brains Girl #3: Kalista Dwyer
Brah: Hunter Cope
Hot Chick: Christina Jacquelyn Calph

Crypt TV:

We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.

SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!

SB Thoughts:

:06 crack.jpg

:41 AMIRITE??

complain-off-sm.jpg

1:35 bro.jpg

2:03 my..boobies..

2:10 corn deepthroat

2:22 puttingon.jpg

2:303dglasses.jpg

3:00 too bad that didn’t happen to the assholes who live down the street from me.

Lesson: https://youtu.be/_sxTbfeYdO0

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩