Tag Archives: dark

Basement

Description: Little kid dies to cup tower smashing.

SB Thoughts:

1:00 I hate kids so much.

1:24 they forget about him and he dies of starvation

1:43 this is so many fucking cups

2:13 because they are all 11

3:17 good riddance to all these little shits

3:38 lock it and walk away. grow up into adults so you aren’t so terrible.

4:12 at least now they’re quiet

4:25 hahaha fucking slenderman.

Lesson: TURNS OUT Slenderman and I have the same ideological distaste for kids.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Internet Famous

Description: An amateur “Let’s Play” YouTuber finds something more on his channel than let’s play videos of himself.

Written & Directed by Jordan Hudecz
Starring Andrew Cusimano, NIkki Burrage, and Jordan Hudecz
Edited by Jordan Hudecz and Andrew Cusimano

SB Thoughts:

:19 nice pidgeotto haircut

4:03 put your balls on his face

4:20 hahaha so dude’s just still there?? ok

5:20 that’s just the naked guy who lives in his room

5:50 probably should be more concerned right now than you are

7:15 how do you just not even care right now? haha

Lesson: Never put thousands of videos of yourself on the internet or else mysterious legs and arms will pull you into a room of your own house and make love to you all night.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Daily Routine

Description: Daily routine is a short horror film directed and edited by Kevin McMillan, The music in this presentation is Royalty Free and open for use of the public. Thank you for watching
The Actor(s) in this film have chosen to stay hidden

SB Thoughts:

:19 same.

:29 same same.

1:30 the monotony of life IS horrifying.

1:44 is it just me or does he have a boner?

2:17 nothing about this room makes sense together

3:17 who sets a timer as their alarm? just use the alarm.

3:40 YOU KNOCKED OVER ALL THE IBUPROFEN

3:54 hey buddy, the door is resetting your life back to wake up time.

4:35 was that you kicking a chair out from under your feet?

Lesson: The darkness makes victims of us all.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Are You Alone?

Description: ARE YOU ALONE? – Award Winning Short Film – Horror
A woman settles in at home. But there is something in the dark… or someone.
Written and Directed by: Peter Algiers
The Woman: Brianna Christensen
The Trickster: Anthony Algiers
Makeup by: Maddie Saunders
Are You Alone?, made with a budget of just $4 was an official selection at The Sixth Sense Horror Film Festival
http://sixthsensehorrorfest.com/
and was an Award Winner at the Ragstvvv Film Festival
http://ragstvvv.weebly.com/
Check out these great festivals for more info, and don’t forget to share, subscribe, and check out our other shorts and videos.

SB Thoughts:

:25 spooks are in the air

1:04 DIDN’T SHE CLOSE THAT DOOR WHEN SHE GOT INSIDE??

1:23 hey, yeah, maybe lock your door LIKE A HUMAN BEING???

1:39 who am I? AM I THE GHOST?? HAVE I ALWAYS BEEN THE GHOST???

1:55 aw, man. I don’t wanna go up in there.

2:25 hey you, in the mask. get outta there.

2:44 hahahaha SO NOW. WE SIT.

2:47 hahaha oh. it’s not a mask. it’s just eye make-up and facial hair.

2:52 let’s be real. this dude would be equally unable to see her in the dark. so –FREE-FOR-ALL!!

3:02 her face is like “I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU.”

3:22 I genuinely have faith in this woman’s ability to survive this.

3:45 could we pan -ANY–SLOWER??

3:52 he’s so gentle with her tho. that was an arm around like “I love you” tho

4:20 I’m sure this is fine. fine.jpg

4:36 movie over now?

Lesson: Movie over now.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Night

Description: When a boy hears strange sounds in the middle of the night, he decides to investigate.

Filmed/Edited/Directed/Acted by: Mason Mashtare
(I did everything!)

Look forward for a behind the scenes video to come for this movie. I created it completely by myself using 0 help. I have a lot of little tips and want to reveal some of my tips for being a one man band (or woman) while producing a movie.

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►Royalty Free Music: http://incompetech.com/

SB Thoughts:

:04 where they live, the sky is purple

:45 did time just stop?

1:08 hahah you’re being haunted by your catholic guilt. welcome to the club.

Lesson: When glitch-y laser-eye’d ninja torsos attack.

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩

Marianne

Description: A Film By Jamie Knight
Starring: Brehna Williams & Georgia Machon

SB Thoughts:

:08 cream–CREAM—EVERYWHERE!!!

:16 FUCKING. GROSS., Marianne

1:20 ya, fuck those leaves

1:51 I’m sure that was nothing

2:02 you’re being tormented because you put ice in your wine

2:32 “OH, FUCK. I cat-know shits about to go down” – this cat

2:48 “I couldn’t give any less fucks. I just want to take baths in more cream”‘

3:28 “I can’t wait to murder this girl, so I can make with the bathing in more milk, already”

3:30 why would she need to wash her hands before drinking something?

3:48 ….? “I saved money by switching my water bill to 100% blood”

4:05 this girl does not look like a smoker

4:15 she just growled

4:45 ew, Marianne. not cool. who wears a jersey while taking a bath?

Lesson: Bathing in blood of virgins is so 18th century.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

The Lurker

Description: The Lurker. Do Not Watch This Alone

Special Thanks To Peter Lau & John Lau.

Old Kid Productions

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SB Thoughts:

:11 Ah. I know this game. It’s like one of those WHO’S THAT POKEMON?!?! –it’s weird Al. lurker.png

I WIN

weirdallurker.png

:33 “..I coulda sworn I just heard someone whispering Amish Paradise..right.. behind me..”

amish.gif

1:05 Joe?? That’s a funny way to pronounce Weird Al..

1:43 we’ve reached the point where you have to be certain someone is in your house. start responding like an actual human being.

2:03 idontcareweirdal.jpg

2:10 dude, call the police. how old are you?

2:57 the face IS scary. but the sound was hilarious.

Lesson: Monsters should not sound like dying bears.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩