Tag Archives: dead

Basement

Description: Little kid dies to cup tower smashing.

SB Thoughts:

1:00 I hate kids so much.

1:24 they forget about him and he dies of starvation

1:43 this is so many fucking cups

2:13 because they are all 11

3:17 good riddance to all these little shits

3:38 lock it and walk away. grow up into adults so you aren’t so terrible.

4:12 at least now they’re quiet

4:25 hahaha fucking slenderman.

Lesson: TURNS OUT Slenderman and I have the same ideological distaste for kids.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

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Play Time

Description: ‘PLAY TIME’ – scary short horror film, is the winning submission for the Bloody Cuts – Who’s There Film Challenge (2013), starring Anjella Mackintosh and Belle .

A 1.5+ hour long compilation of the most unsettling, frightening and creepiest independent short horror films ever. featured by Chilling Tales for Dark Nights .

Original Video: #StruggleNation Merchandise: We’re now affiliated with 1Up Box! Use this .

The Moonlight Man In this short horror film, a girl walking to her car at night sees a strange figure standing in the darkness. Directed by Danny Donahue Starring .

SB Thoughts:

:25 so British

:46 you dead.

1:10 whoever broke into your house was really inconsiderate of your OCD

1:42 dude, you’re talking way too loud to have an intruder

2:20 “YEAH, I knocked it over –whatcha gonna do about it??” – this cat

3:00 WHY NOT BOTH??

3:06 YOU STOLE THAT FROM OCULUS!!

3:33 LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME FAKE OUT EVEN. WEAK. AS. FUCK.

4:03 2spooky

5:24 we already watched this whole scene??

6:03 is this seriously just repeating the same stuff over and over again?

 

Lesson: Disjointed, stolen material, and just makes no sense.

Rating: 0 out of 5 stars [because stolen material]

After Hours

Description: “Working late is about to get a lot more stressful.”

Winner of 4 Awards! This film was created for the Demonchaser Horror Fest and won Best Film, Best Directing, Best Scare, and Best Sound.

A short film by CIRCA3 – http://www.circa3.com
Director: Kasey LaRose
Assistant Director: Tyler Cahoon
Producers: Spencer Bott, Tyler Cahoon, & Kasey LaRose
Starring: Shiloh Nyce Despain, Andy Bolos, and Ben Taylor
Cinematography: Kasey LaRose
Editors: Tyler Cahoon & Kasey LaRose
Sound Recordist: Spencer Bott
Hair and Makeup: Sugar

Sound Design & Music
Brook Mckee – Sunnybrookproductions.com
SeasOnSaphire – Facebook.com/seasonsaphire

Graded with Film Convert and Davinci Resolve
Shot on Sony a7sii

SB Thoughts:

Preview image: exactly the same as a more popular/older short horror film, but the monster has longer fingers.

:37 men scare me too

1:25 you dead.

1:54 uh ohhh. doors? it don’t need no stinky doors!

3:50 why don’t you look for a weapon? you must have a stapler at least

4:19 this was too quick, i missed it the first few times I tried to end it haha without the sound I never even would have known the monster was there..

Lesson: Working late is always a bad idea.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Brujeria

Description: Some guy got a really bad bloody nose in his bathtub.

SB Thoughts:

:10 hey sorry, man. hate to break it to you now, but there is no god.

:22 I hope this pupper lives.

:42 BABE.

:59 HWHAT’S WITH THE ARMLESS BARBIE DOLL THO?!?!

1:17 hahahah

1:24 lemme get some of those self-lighting candles.

1:39 THAT BETTER NOT BE THE PUP!! :{

1:50 GOD. DAMN-IT

1:58 floaty slender man, get fucked. you can’t beat up puppers that way. that’s not FUCKING. COOL.

2:20 dude, you’re floaty slender-meat.

2:37 monster just got it’s NAILS. DID.

2:52 more like BRO-jeria. amiRIGHT??

Lesson: I’m right.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Shortlist

Description: Shortlist is a new Short Horror Film for 2015 shot on the Sony
A5100 Mirrorless Camera. Check out my other New Short Horror Film ‘CREAK’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYwcR…

Music: The Horror Music Album purchased from Neumannfilms.net
Additional music provided by Richard Jones.

SB Thoughts:

:35 what are you?

2:41 this is almost entirely inaudible.

2:58 it’s so quiet all I heard was the sound prompting me to be scared?

3:45 how many spooks exactly are you running from, Gerald?

4:25 he just hugged him to death. how nice.

Lesson: Whatever this thing is, maybe they wouldn’t lose it so much if they didn’t incessantly hang it from a random branch in the forest.

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩

Hide and Seek

Description: SuperfreakMedia closes the year with another festive tale of terror! Thanks as always for the continued support on the channel!

Starring – Matt Barker + Jonathan Butler
Special Thank to – KERA ROBSON for providing the aerial photography in the film
Check out her work: https://www.facebook.com/kerarobsonph…

WATCH THE BEHIND THE SCENES/BLOOPERS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEN-f…

DON’T BE A STRANGER:

FB:http://www.facebook.com/superfreakmedia
T:http://www.twitter.com/superfreakmedia
W:http://www.superfreakmedia.com

SB Thoughts:

:04 dude’s in no shape to be playing hide and seek

:31 looks like another version of him

:50 how does he expect to win hide and seek if he doesn’t listen to his surroundings? amateur.

1:07 hahaha i want to know how long it took to decide upon this song, superfreak media

1:42 no you do fucking not

1:52 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1VgRRWOVKg

2:03 BLUE ROSE!!!

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2:16 “…this tall”

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2:38 “My name is Annie, and I’ve been with Michael. The good Michael is in the Lodge, and he can’t leave. Write it in your diary.”

2:56 close call, Jeff.

3:08 yeah, this is definitely just Twin Peaks.

3:30 I mean..at least it’s not the YOU version of you.

3:41 the other timelines of you are real clumsy, man.

3:46 this one just happened to have been carrying an open bottle of nail polish over his head right as he fell

4:40 just impale yourself on a tree branch already

Lesson: worst. groundhog day. ever.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Inside

Description: A curious young photographer discovers more than she bargains for when she decides to explore off the beaten track…

Shot on the Blackmagic Cinema Camera as RAW and colour graded using DaVInci Resolve.

Starring
Stephanie Danielides
Brian Walker

Written and Directed by
Stuart Stanton

Cinematography
Adam Haywood/Joel Frances

Gore FX
Mark Horner

Key Grip/Equipment
Brian Walker

Music by Brian Canham (Pseudo Echo)

SB Thoughts:

:20 babe

1:30 dude, where could you possibly be holding car keys right now? absolutely no bag. no pockets. how do you live your life, fake woman?

2:20 aw, you’re so British.

2:30 but you’re, like, so dead. “not even stand a chance” dead

2:56 all of those water bottles are poison

3:20 MAKE NO MISTAKE – you will – pass out at the last moment before the monster, or whatever appears to keep you captured forever. you are the easiest prey to ever walk in the door, my dear.

4:05 OH WHAT’S THAT?!?1 ARE YOU GETTING SLEEPYY?!?! who saw that coming??????????????????????????????????????????????????????

4:33 good luck, Stumble-ina.

4:48 the record playing banshee has you now

4:59 cassette tape playing banshee*

5:16 great, now you’ve been involved in a ritual.

5:34 hahaha I love the instant response to retrieve her belly skin.

“no. this is still mine”

5:43 you done for, sweetheart.

5:47 “GOLLY, I SURE DO HOPE, I SAIDA, i SURE DO HOPE OL’ GIRL DIDN’T WAKE UP N NOTICE I TOOK HER BELLY.” – this killbilly*

5:58 GET TO GOUGIN’, GIRL. box cutters are good but large kitchen knives are better.

6:13 I respect that.

Lesson: Carry a purse/don’t drink strange bottles of water!!! COME ON.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩