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Porcelain

Description: Lucy and Sam – two siblings home alone for the weekend. What horrors will unfold when Lucy finds a porcelain doll in an old box in the attic?

SB Thoughts:

:08 this is already extremely unnerving

:49 “hey uh, Sam, what the fuck was all that rollie pollie ollie shit that just happened real loud above our heads?”

1:28 that floral wallpaper is as pretty as it is ugly

1:48 um, okay?

2:00 –YOU KNO I’M GONNA THO

2:33 that is not a sight you just brush off. box it all back up. burn it.

3:26 CARPET YES.

3:38 cry with fear and burn it already

4:06 ask yourself, is there a fan in my house? if no, IT’S SPOOKS afoot.

4:29 since when is there a bench there? and why is this doll SO HIGH?

4:46 I can’t be the only one imagining her waking up naked and laying spread eagle in the middle of a circle of candles right now

5:01 okay, that’s three too many sets of hands. you’re under arrest for spooking me out.

5:58 SEE THOSE DREAM HANDS, LUCY?? those were MY dream hands…dollface.png

6:15 “ya, I also speak and exist”

6:45 NOW THE DOLL IS A DRONE

6:58 lemme get that comforter tho

7:11 lemme get those doors tho

7:33 “I was just learning how to play the piano –SO I CAN KILL YOU SOFTLY WITH MY SONG”

7:51 “time to drink my daily dose of diarrhea”

9:07 this family owns so many fucking candles

9:33 hahaha

10:26 I remember my first time applying eye shadow

10:39 what’s that, just one of those Halloween decorations?

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10:44 QUITE THE TIME JUMP

10:52 why would this guy just big full arm fireplace diggin’ like that??

Lesson: Never go in your attic if you’re allergic to death by porcelain spook.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

The Exorcism

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“The Exorcism”

Created by: Scott Tanner Jones

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SB Thoughts:

:35 still a babe tho?

1:00 this joke is too good

1:30 psh.png

1:46 what was this written by baptists?

2:05 its funny because men and fat people LITERALLY never get possessed

2:33 oldpals.png

2:57 the sincerity is real.

3:02 I hope they kiss

3:42 HEY hahahah

Lesson: Who says exorcism can’t be fun?

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars