Family Dinner

Description: None provided.

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SB Thoughts:

:23 sushi, niiiiiiiice

:51 those are empty. WHAT GIVES???

1:20 what’s wrong, grumpy face?

2:52 sounds like his son is a dog.

3:35 buns

3:53 littering is against the law!

4:17 who are they fooling that that’s a boy? but i guess, who actually cares, gender is fluid.

4:52 you get empty sushi

5:04 “YOU’LL EAT EMPTY SUSHI AND YOU’LL LIKE IT!!!!” is what they didn’t say.

5:38 “that’s right, eat it, motherfucker.” – also what they didn’t say.

6:25 “NO DADS, ONLY EMPTY SUSHI!!!” – these lesbians

6:45 “now you die and we make sushi of you.” – also these lesbians

7:20 “eat your son” – these lesbians

7:50 “he’s taking a nap –IN THE SHOWER– OF YOUR MOUTH” – ALSO ALSO THESE LESBIANS.

8:44 dessert is his balls.

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Lesson: Lesbians eat men in sushi. Fuck the patriarchy.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Urban Legends | Episode 2

Description: Episode II of the Web Series | URBAN LEGENDS.

‘Whether it’s homicides or hauntings, monsters or madmen, we all know the tales of woe that happened to a friend of a friend.

This dark anthology retells a series of sinister stories that have been famously told around the world with all of us having once, or still believing in an Urban Legend.’

http://www.morduepictures. com/urbanlegends

Written by: Luke Mordue.

Directed by: Luke Mordue.

Produced by: Natasha Branson. Nathaniel Francis. Luke Mordue. Kirsty Proffitt. Hannah-Lee Osborn.

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SB Thoughts:

:48 “hello, it is I, your dog, here to tell you I love you.”

2:05 “I will guard you against the darkness, human.”

3:38 something is doing licking

4:19 “I got hung me up like a carcass when you were asleep, asshole.” – a good boy

4:47 GO ONNNNN.. ; )

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Lesson: Humans can lick too [if you know what I mean].

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩