Description: My first stab at the horror genre.
Special thanks to the cast and crew for your unwavering dedication and innovative no-budget lighting solutions.
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SB Thoughts:
:20 welp, don’t go in there
:22 you’re done for, Jessica.
:59 Italian turn down for what, I guess?
1:25 doors are hard.
1:57 JUST CALL THE POLICE OR SOMETHING.
2:07 that’s it, 
2:37 did something eat whatever was actually in the bed’s face off? and why?
2:39 it was 1/4 scary but 3/4ths hilariously big face’d.
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Lesson: Too many fourths hilarious equals no scares.
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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩
