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Paranoia

Description: Selected: FRESH FILM FESTIVAL 2017
Directed by Reuben Harvey
An ©SLS Original Drama
(Alternate Ending Films)
In Association with Cut And Print Films

This well crafted and superbly executed short combines visually pleasing cinematography and scares to create a brilliant and unique film.

Directed by REUBEN HARVEY
Starring DAVID BELL
Executive Producer ADAM HOWE

SLS Productions / Alternate Ending Films:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEzy…

Cut And Print Films:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCgP…

SB Thoughts:

:09 poor cow, let it free to do cow life stuff.

:32 these would be MUCH prettier in color –AS DESIGNED

:53 K LET’S GET TO THE SPOOKS. WE’VE GOT ENOUGH ENVIRONMENT.

1:04 “WHO’S THE WISEGUY THAT SHUT OFF MY MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC” – this fuckin’ smartiepants

1:53 first they turn off your tunes, next they’re openin’ and closin’ your doors.

2:!2 NOW THEY BREAK SHIT. that’s the last straw!!

2:39 don’t run around all willynilly, you could get hurt.

2:51 hahah why

3:02 nice house. wanna fuck about it?

3:20 maybe the whole rest of the movie is just him locking stuff

3:39 AGAIN WASTED BEAUTY BY BLACK AND WHITE

4:02 dude just had an itchy face, stop mean muggin’

4:40 hitachi magic wands are cameras too. wow.

5:17 “fuck your camera” – camera smackin’ bandit

5:39 wow, it’s a person. who saw that coming??

5:48 hide inside with all your locks, little boy

Lesson: Teenagers are B&Eing assholes.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩ [not enough spooks]

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Ty Magic

Description: None provided.

SB Thoughts:

:16 hahahahahaahaha yes, kid. yes.

:37 thank you.

:48 maybe the whole movie is just him stacking cups

1:05 is the monster puberty?

1:14 that was so fucking loud hahah

3:05 this is too much stair footage, kiddo directoro

3:25 hahah the sound is just exactly the same regardless of where you are in the house

3:43 time to pull out THE–BIG-GUNS

4:11 the problem is your house has too many doors.

4:30 hahah i love it. If I was a teacher I would give you a B+

5:01 HAVE MORE FAITH. YOU HAVE SO MUCH TIME TO DEVELOP SKILLS.

Lesson: I hate kids, but kids who make horror can live.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

After Hours

Description: “Working late is about to get a lot more stressful.”

Winner of 4 Awards! This film was created for the Demonchaser Horror Fest and won Best Film, Best Directing, Best Scare, and Best Sound.

A short film by CIRCA3 – http://www.circa3.com
Director: Kasey LaRose
Assistant Director: Tyler Cahoon
Producers: Spencer Bott, Tyler Cahoon, & Kasey LaRose
Starring: Shiloh Nyce Despain, Andy Bolos, and Ben Taylor
Cinematography: Kasey LaRose
Editors: Tyler Cahoon & Kasey LaRose
Sound Recordist: Spencer Bott
Hair and Makeup: Sugar

Sound Design & Music
Brook Mckee – Sunnybrookproductions.com
SeasOnSaphire – Facebook.com/seasonsaphire

Graded with Film Convert and Davinci Resolve
Shot on Sony a7sii

SB Thoughts:

Preview image: exactly the same as a more popular/older short horror film, but the monster has longer fingers.

:37 men scare me too

1:25 you dead.

1:54 uh ohhh. doors? it don’t need no stinky doors!

3:50 why don’t you look for a weapon? you must have a stapler at least

4:19 this was too quick, i missed it the first few times I tried to end it haha without the sound I never even would have known the monster was there..

Lesson: Working late is always a bad idea.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Bedfast

Description: My first stab at the horror genre.
Special thanks to the cast and crew for your unwavering dedication and innovative no-budget lighting solutions.

SB Thoughts:

:20 welp, don’t go in there

:22 you’re done for, Jessica.

:59 Italian turn down for what, I guess?

1:25 doors are hard.

1:57 JUST CALL THE POLICE OR SOMETHING.

2:07 that’s it, itsaliens.jpg

2:37 did something eat whatever was actually in the bed’s face off? and why?

2:39 it was 1/4 scary but 3/4ths hilariously big face’d.

Lesson: Too many fourths hilarious equals no scares.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Pssst…

Description: “Pssst…”
Edited & Directed by Nickle Lim
Produced by Nixel Films

The purpose and character of the use, including whether such use is of a commercial nature or is for nonprofit purposes;
I DON’T OWN SOME OF THE MUSIC , it belongs to its rightful owners. No copyright infringement intended.

SB Thoughts:

1:00 looks like a different version of him is whispering at himself

1:35 THAT FAUCET IS TOO LOUD

2:46 it sounds like he opened one of those cartoon doors where on the other side it’s just nothingness

3:24 the nothingness is calling to you, Jimbo

3:46 it’s starting to sound more like “sshhhhtt” not so much “pssst”

4:30 “I’ve had just about enough of your shit, window”

 

Lesson: I should have known only someone with laser eyes would be THAT annoyingly persistent.

annoyingasshole.png

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Night School

Description: Night School – Short horror film

A young student gets bored of his class. He suddenly goes to sleep. When he wakes up he finds himself all alone. He decides to take his things and get out of there, but a few things aren’t quite right. It seems that maybe he is not alone as he thought.

We do not own the rights of the following songs:
– Disasterpeace – Title (It follows)
– Disasterpeace – Heels (it follows)
– Disasterpeace – Anyone (it follows)

SB Thoughts:

:20 judged as a douchebag

:29 I like the blink darkness effect

1:10 no instructor is gonna be like “guess douchebag fell asleep in my class, i’ll just leave him there till he wakes up”

1:24 sucks to suck

1:55 you havin a spooky nightmare, doucheypoo

2:05 “oh, us? you want to be outside…us?” – these doors

2:19 “NAH.” – also these doors

2:40 dude, I feel like I am being sucked up into an audio file of doom. stop.

2:44 is a push door this whole time. silly, douche.

2:55-3:10headnod.gif

3:39 hahahaha whatever would have crossed behind the doors and infront of us — that fast — would have ran directly into that wall and probably knocked itself out. the ability to even pick up that kind of speed in a space as small as a stairwell is hilarious to think about. it must have been the ghost of the Flash.

5:11 now it’s red time

5:19 “wake up, douchebag. class ended.”  – that kind guy.

5:33 “allow me to hold open these doors that hate you.” – also that kind guy.

6:03 THAT KIND GUY WAS DEAD THO.

6:20 and then he died of fright in the elevator.

Lesson: Ghosts are actually just really nice dudes.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Deja Vu

Description: Who is really knocking on your door?

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SB Thoughts:

preview pic: well, that’s stolen.

:15 maybe this is just mislabeled COD gameplay

:29 this kids face and that window are equally scary

:44 Damien lookin’ ass, stop knockin’ on stuff

:56 newsflash kiddo, covers never saved anyone

1:20 he seriously looks like he could be dead already

1:22 fuck this, move outta the basement

1:24 you’re not old enough, i’m not old enough, we’re all too young and scared of spooks.

1:45 stop tryin’ to investigate that shit

1:52 THAT DEJA VU WAS WAY TOO LONG

2:04 it looks like you’re playing minecraft now?

Lesson: –WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING, go upstairs before shit hits the fan

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩