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Description: A film by Patrick Lirette.
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SB Thoughts:

:24 why paint when you could be drinking?

:31 lemme get that clock tho

1:03 “..fuck painting, actually” – his friends

1:24 he should just paint the outline of those shadows on his wall.

1:58 my volume was up too loud. gave me a spook

2:17 those placemats make it look like you have four puzzles going at the same time.

2:44 this is the most thorough room scanning I’ve ever seen in a horror short.

3:08 really.jpg

3:14 all the shadows are different on the ground with the step appearance of each step; marking the time splicing as blatantly amateur.

4:14 clearly it wants you to go into that door that makes no blueprinting sense, nerdy max bemis.

Lesson: Quit spookin’ yourself. Quit spookin’ yourself.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

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Working with Damian

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Crew:
Director, Writer, Film Editing, Colorist: Tim Earnheart
Producer: Matt Fleming, Tim Earnheart, Nadine Nagamatsu, Benjamin J. Strickland
Co-producer: Ayuba Audu, Adam Ronzon, H.M. Gandy
Cinematography: Matt Fleming
Joseph Goods: Sound Mixer
Special Thanks: Chris Comte, Kate Hogan

Cast:
Damian: Anthony Gasbarri
Mary: Nadine Nagamatsu
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SB Thoughts:

:13 are they about to have sex?

:22 that’s just some V8

:42 the spawn of Satan WOULD make a great capitalist

1:16 he’s probably texting his lawyer about the health discrimination.

1:17 why would he use that spelling of “come” to text his dad? that’s uncomfortable.

1:42 I wonder how he takes his latte

2:42 corporate America.

3:18 ..sometimes you gotta steal office supplies..

4:21 accurate.

Lesson: Was this even a horror short?

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Grove

Description: GROVE – Short Film – Horror

A group of four teens go camping surrounded by a cluster of trees.

CHANCE – New Short Gambling Drama Film – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syOyQ…

My showreel of work – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OgY9…

PRODUCTION TEAM:
Meraki:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC45X…
Bicoastalclock: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtT7
MRH Media: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAsz
DJ Trix: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfpM

SB Thoughts:

:05 seizure warning, good start

1:48 rihanna or whoever: for when you’re drinking smirnoff out of the bottle

4:20 that’s actually a beautiful shot

4:29 spooked

5:33 what a rascal, bout to give these friends a big ol’ spook

5:57 everyone believes you.

6:16 ruh roh, shraggy, brut whro hras it now?

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7:44 where’s the chloroform when you need it? AMIRIGHT?

8:18 💡 I’LL PUT IT OUT WITH THIS VODKA

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8:39 “okay, Rude?”

8:43 how considerate of this killer to take all of these complex running shots for these ungrateful little bastards.

8:58 “aw man, I look terrible. now is not time for a selfie”

9:09 phew, my butt’s still there.

9:34 “that punch wore me out; NAP-TIME.”

9:57 has this kid ever been to nature? [THERE IS NO CELL SERVICE]

Lesson: Only you can prevent forest fires.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩