Tag Archives: dude

A. Friend

Description: Home alone at night, a young woman is about to discover the other side of social media…

Seule chez elle la nuit tombée, une jeune femme reçoit une curieuse “demande d’amitié” par internet…

A Thinly Sliced Short
by Erwann Kerroc’h, Amaury Dequé and Guillaume Le Moal
Shot with a Canon 5D Mark II

“CC” DOES NOT MEAN “CREATIVE COMMONS” BUT “CLOSED CAPTIONS”
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

SB Thoughts:

:18 I bet this’ll be about dick pics

:35 YEAH, FUCK WORK.

1:12 I can’t tell if it’s a pupil or a flower

1:40 so it’s just her and a bunch of women being stalked for a long ass time. great.

2:27 guess that answers that question

3:24 shits not okay

3:56 dude, fuck that.

4:06 WHY DOES –NO ONE– grab a FUCKING weapon??

Lesson: Facebook ruins lives.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

Internet Famous

Description: An amateur “Let’s Play” YouTuber finds something more on his channel than let’s play videos of himself.

Written & Directed by Jordan Hudecz
Starring Andrew Cusimano, NIkki Burrage, and Jordan Hudecz
Edited by Jordan Hudecz and Andrew Cusimano

SB Thoughts:

:19 nice pidgeotto haircut

4:03 put your balls on his face

4:20 hahaha so dude’s just still there?? ok

5:20 that’s just the naked guy who lives in his room

5:50 probably should be more concerned right now than you are

7:15 how do you just not even care right now? haha

Lesson: Never put thousands of videos of yourself on the internet or else mysterious legs and arms will pull you into a room of your own house and make love to you all night.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

The Prints

Description: Intro music by FesliyanStudios:
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All sound effects found on freesound.org

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SB Thoughts:

:25 dudes weird

:53 a ghost just saved water by showering with you. be grateful.

1:50 “NOW I’M UP HERE DOING PRINTS” – this wet ass ghost

2:06 someone unplug this ghost and plug them back in -cuz, they glitchy- asfuck.

Lesson: Ghost hands retain water exceptionally well. Human hands would never be able to sustain such perfectly wet prints repeatedly like that.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Fifth Floor

Description: Few days back this paranormal incident had happened with this guy. You won’t believe what happened with him inside the lift.

Published on April 16′ 2017
Fifth floor – New Horror Short Film 2017

Presented by : Creative satisfaction
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SB Thoughts:

:10 I actually love that cheesy flicker title entrance effect

1:33 MAYBE we need –at least– 30 more side shots of dude at this elevator

1:43 what I can only imagine means “who the fuck are you, buddy?”

2:00 assumed translation: “so..I mean..I’ll just guess your floor #”

2:14 “I-SO-TOTALLY-DON’T-EVEN-CARE-THIS-MAN-APPEARED-OUT-OF-NOWHERE” phone scrolling

2:33 it looks like that floor has 2 cat n nine tails hanging on the walls hahah

2:48-3:20 fuck if I know??? I’m assuming that was his dead friend or something

Lesson: Dead friends just want one last elevator ride.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Woman in the Book

Description: Skullface

SB Thoughts:

:12 SHIT IS NOT OKAY

:20 HAHAHA my thoughts exactly.

:25 it’s like scary, but not scary.

:28 VULVA FOREHEAD WITH YOU

:31 HAHAHA she fucking mortal combat finishing move’d that dude.

Lesson: JUDGE THIS BOOK BY IT’S COVER IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

My Nightmare

Description: My Nightmare Short Horror Film (2017). 2 actors, 1 director, a camera, an RV, and a wireless mic… Let’s make a scary film.

Shot, written, directed, and edited by me (Alexanderthetitan).

Starring:
Marine Madesclaire (Chrissy)
Greer Bishop (Jess)

Music:
Steve Goldshein (Initiative Audio)

Shot with Canon 5d Mark IV.

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SB Thoughts:

:14 they’re obviously making meth

:27 dude, drink some water. your lips are screaming dehydration.

:52 “like, totally, dude.”

1:19 “nope. i still just want to kill everyone”

1:31 SOMEONE’S never sleeping again

2:38 spooks

2:44 it’s just us demons here

3:14

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3:43 hahah so she’s just getting naked with the door open? okay.

3:52 “hey, are you by any chance chompin’ on some lettuce real loud while watching me get undressed?”

4:15 is your nightmare, by chance, the fact you live in a trailer?

4:31 hey member how the demon you contacted is going to kill you in your sleep?!?!?! guess not, calm-ass.

4:43 “let me in, I got roommates to kill”

4:54 pizza shirt ✓ no pants ✓

5:00 “..ya, dude. you told me you were going to kill me in my sleep SO”

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6:05 girl just threw up the rest of her soul. Becky –get outta there –if you want to live.

6:28 what’s he just laughin’ at demon jokes to himself?

6:39 I think maybe there’s sex happening

Lesson: Demons are going to fuck you in a trailer until you die.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

The Shoes

Description: THE SHOES is a short film about demonic shoes who want to eat humans.
Writer & director / KEVIN MENDIBOURE
Sound / Fabrice Valsin
Color / Guillaume Heulard
The Cast
CLEMENT BONPOIL
English dubing / NATHAN RIPPY

AWARDS
Best Scare at the 2016 Independent Horror Movie Awards (December Edition)
Nominated for Best Short at the 2016 Independent Horror Movie Awards (December Edition)
Nominated for Best Atmosphere at the 2016 Independent Horror Movie Awards (December Edition)
Nominated at Fright Meter Awards 2016 for “Best Short Horror Film”
Semi-Finalist at the 2016 Los Angeles CineFest
Semi-Finalist at the 2016-2017 Hollywood Screenings Film Festival

SB Thoughts:

:23 “No.” – those shoes

2:02 what negative floor does hell exist within exactly?

2:22 OF COURSE

3:28 “guess I’ll just die now.” – this guy

3:59 ew. who just finds shoes on the side of the street and decides to take them home.

Lesson: That dude is gross.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩