Description: Bloody-nosed screams.
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SB Thoughts:
:36 “HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT OUR SONS NOSE?!?!!?”
1:00 hahah WHAT?!?
first of all, ENTIRELY WRONG SIDE OF THE BED.
second of all, that cutting down motion that kid did would have never cut off someone’s nose
FOR SHAME, cryptTV. you know better.
1:01 – 1:11 increasingly ew.
1:48 OH THAT’S –SO MUCH WORSE– THAN THE NOSE.
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Lesson: DON’T HAVE KIDS –for the hundredth time.
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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩
Description: Directed and written by Priscilla Grijalva
First Assitant director: Gabriel Acedo-Márquez
Original Music: Nicolás Iaconis
Sounds effects: Michel Yadah Gonzalez
Cast: Rachel Quiñonez, Ernesto Grijalva
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SB Thoughts:
:35 I had this jewelry box
:39 that Donald Duck has seen some shit
1:18 oo that’s NOT okay, camera man. you stop that shit RIGHT now.
1:48 I’m sorry your childhood bedroom is full of nightmares, little girl
1:57 hold your breath until you die. IT’S THE ONLY WAY. don’t let the monster win.
2:06 KEEP YOUR EYES COVERED UNTIL YOU’RE OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK!!!
2:10 I’m sorry..was that Ann Frank??
2:19 hey, terrible dad. go check on your daughter who is being tormented by the night.
3:01 she’s like where. THE FUCK. — WERE — YOU?!?! You’re fired as a dad.
3:28 HE JUST STARED EVIL IN THE EYE AND DIDN’T EVEN CARE.
3:52 “..like FOR REAL THO. it moved the door a little bit so it could menacingly watch me sleep.”
4:02 that Donald is the actual devil.
4:18 damn that doll
4:33 she’s still in her bed, huh
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Lesson: Is it chilly in here or is that just spooked me?
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Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩
Description: People with OCD are prone to horrific intrusive thoughts…or even thoughts about evil.
Starring Roberto Raad
Directed by Steven Smith
Produced by Roberto Raad
Written by Roberto Raad
Director of Photography – Michael Tushaus
Edited by Steven Smith
Sound by Paul Tumpson & Zachary Vantilborg
PA -Alexia Gross
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SB Thoughts:
:47 this ghost is a fucking asshole
1:11 I don’t think the wind does it like that, buddy
1:23 this ones just straight scary
1:36 whoa
1:50 I really just feel bad
1:57 hahah you just have an intruder. just go tell him to leave.
2:15 is that YOU??
2:26 that’s what I thought
2:37 this is so fucking clever.
3:43 😦
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Lesson: You’re haunting yourself, big guy.
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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩
Description: You’ll never want to face swap again.
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SB Thoughts:
:00 WAY TO GIVE TO LEAVE NOTHING TO THE IMAGINATION, PREVIEW IMAGE
:05 ohhh, and here I thought the cat was just evil
:09 DON’T GO BACK THERE — WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!!?!
:18 IT’S LIKE YOU HAVE NO WILL TO LIVE AT ALLLLL
:24 “ohhhhFUUCKK” — actual words out of my mouth
:28 :Ashton Kutcher runs out:
:30 ah fuck, that was just mean.
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Lesson: I just pissed myself. They faked me out so hard with that shitty graphic preview image. Bravo.
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Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩
Scaredy Bird 