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Marianne

Description: A Film By Jamie Knight
Starring: Brehna Williams & Georgia Machon

SB Thoughts:

:08 cream–CREAM—EVERYWHERE!!!

:16 FUCKING. GROSS., Marianne

1:20 ya, fuck those leaves

1:51 I’m sure that was nothing

2:02 you’re being tormented because you put ice in your wine

2:32 “OH, FUCK. I cat-know shits about to go down” – this cat

2:48 “I couldn’t give any less fucks. I just want to take baths in more cream”‘

3:28 “I can’t wait to murder this girl, so I can make with the bathing in more milk, already”

3:30 why would she need to wash her hands before drinking something?

3:48 ….? “I saved money by switching my water bill to 100% blood”

4:05 this girl does not look like a smoker

4:15 she just growled

4:45 ew, Marianne. not cool. who wears a jersey while taking a bath?

Lesson: Bathing in blood of virgins is so 18th century.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

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This Little Piggy

Description: Bloody-nosed screams.

SB Thoughts:

:36 “HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT OUR SONS NOSE?!?!!?”

1:00 hahah WHAT?!?

first of all, ENTIRELY WRONG SIDE OF THE BED.

second of all, that cutting down motion that kid did would have never cut off someone’s nose

FOR SHAME, cryptTV. you know better.

1:01 – 1:11 increasingly ew.

1:48 OH THAT’S –SO MUCH WORSE– THAN THE NOSE.

Lesson: DON’T HAVE KIDS –for the hundredth time.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

A Killer Date

Description: “When two high school sweethearts sneak into a barn for the night, they find it’s not as abandoned as they had hoped.”

Directed by Eli Solt

Starring
Jazmine Huertas
Grant Koch
Cullen Wiley

Writer and Director of Photography
Carter Knopik

Producer
Maya Peirce

Production Designers
Brook Zessin
Jacob Skoda

Effects Makeup
Hayden Howe

Thanks to
Anna Nolan
Allen Covault
Evan Forney
Joe Birkel

A KILLER DATE

A 2020 Productions Film

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SB Thoughts:

:30 the circus is the worst

1:24 this acting.

2:11 everyone ignore the clown in your peripheral

2:20 so sheltered it hurts

2:56 what is that, cherry pucker? ew

3:39 hahah what could have caused an explosion?

4:58 ya boy is dead

5:06 the last thing anyone should do in a situation like that is run aimlessly into forestry..

5:30 he got scarecrow’d

Lesson: The joker owns property out here.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Working with Damian

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“Working with Damian”

Crew:
Director, Writer, Film Editing, Colorist: Tim Earnheart
Producer: Matt Fleming, Tim Earnheart, Nadine Nagamatsu, Benjamin J. Strickland
Co-producer: Ayuba Audu, Adam Ronzon, H.M. Gandy
Cinematography: Matt Fleming
Joseph Goods: Sound Mixer
Special Thanks: Chris Comte, Kate Hogan

Cast:
Damian: Anthony Gasbarri
Mary: Nadine Nagamatsu
HR Director: Kevin T. Williams
Coworker: S. Joe Downing
Damian’s Office Mate: Reeve Bareceloux
Elevator Dude: Loren Walton
D-Coworker: Nick Revelli
Office Worker: Lionel Balland

Crypt TV:

We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.

SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!

SB Thoughts:

:13 are they about to have sex?

:22 that’s just some V8

:42 the spawn of Satan WOULD make a great capitalist

1:16 he’s probably texting his lawyer about the health discrimination.

1:17 why would he use that spelling of “come” to text his dad? that’s uncomfortable.

1:42 I wonder how he takes his latte

2:42 corporate America.

3:18 ..sometimes you gotta steal office supplies..

4:21 accurate.

Lesson: Was this even a horror short?

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Ctrl + P

Description: *Recommended to Watch with Earphones/Headphones.

Directed Edited & Written By : Tarun Mishra
Starring : Eshaan Nayak
Ghost : Aayushi Jaiswal
Costumes & Make Up : Mausam Vasavada

Shot On : Canon 600D
Gear : Spider Steadicam

Edited On : Premiere Pro & after Effects

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Credits :
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Background 2:
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Original music by: Kevin MacLeod
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SB Thoughts:

:10 COULD DEFINITELY DO –WITHOUT– THE DUBSTEP

:56 loudest slurper

2:10 IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PRINTER PRINT YOU. [okay, I’ll stop with the Soviet Russia jokes already]

2:32 IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MICROWAVE, MICROWAVE YO-

3:12 stop showing off how awesome your printer wirelessly allows strangers to print stuff. printers are hard. it’s your own fault this is happening because clearly you made your wifi public

3:59 …

4:17 GOOD THING YOU GRABBED THAT SCREWDRIVER AND FLASHLIGHT –BEFORE– THE POWER OUTAGE

4:43 hey, buddy, this is a no kneeling zone. beat it.

4:59 AH IT’S A WHITE GUY!!

5:14 may as well not call the police; white guys never get convicted of anything.

5:28 your printer is psychic af  showoff.jpg

Lesson: Racism is alive and well.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Mordeo

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“Mordeo”

Director/Writer/Editor: Ben Sottak
Producer/AD: Mike Sheptock
DP: Steve Russell
1st AC: Jeff Robertson
SFX Makeup: Kat Ruhl
Gaffer: Shaun Weber
Art Director: Chris Eifler
Production Designer: Courtney Porter
Production Sound: Kat Jirles
Scipt Supervisor: Jameson Rick
Sound Editor & Mixer: Hunter Berk
Composers: James Newberry & Trey Toy
Colorist: Andrew Francis

Cast:
Sam Cutler
James Jelkin

Crypt TV:

We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.

SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!

SB Thoughts:

:11 ew, I wouldn’t eat that guy

:34 hahaha

:42 I love it. Puppet that man some more.

1:05 TRANSFORMERS!!!

1:14 like jerky

1:19 damn, that was quick

1:25 https://youtu.be/4WmKQpKQo1Y

Lesson: Shoulda just had a veggie burger.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Leaning

Description: Official Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/LeaningAHorr…

WINNER – Special Jury Award – Now Or Never IFF 2015 – Spain
WINNER – Best Screenplay – Premio Nazionale Bernardino Zapponi 201

SB Thoughts:

:32 THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE TREES

:59 aw man, is she about to fall out of that window bein toast dumb?

1:30 welp, the killer’s in that camper

2:20 hahaha shamelessly blatant

2:51 who else is grossed out by this dudes long stringy back of head hairs?

raiseshand.jpg

3:05 quit eatin’ your toast, Lucy, there’s murder afoot.

3:59 scene1.png

even the crypt keeper had more hairs

scenefixed

4:12 – 4:15 fixate on how much that pot sucks some more, why don’t ya

4:24 course it’s hot, you dummy, it’s on the fucking stove

4:33 excuse me, what the fuck was that mouth movement? get outta town.

5:01 he sure doesn’t beat around the bush

5:12 like really, just, eweww.png

5:15 even ewer

5:27scissor.png

scissor me timbers

scissormetimbers.jpg

5:44 hahahaha she doesn’t give one fuck about him – get outta her way.

6:05 you come into MY HOUSE thinkin you can scissor MY TIMBERS. you got another thing comin, buster

6:11 aw man, is this gonna be the ol’ switcheroo. are they actually the bad guys? and he’s just some priest tryin to get the kid back that was stolen on the radio??

6:13 nice emo kid cross. what is that, a tattoo idea to finish your sleeve?

6:28 chahaha. witches are the best tho. who cares if they eat kids, we gotta too many of those bastards as is…who am I to question other people’s dietary habits?

7:03 I’M MEELLLLTTTIINNNGGG etcetc

7:11 you still nasty tho

7:25 little kidnapped spook

7:38 ya we got it already, radio star

Lesson: The headline will read, “Nasty priest makes witch wet and retrieves stolen kid.”

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩