Description: father fails to convince his son to go to sleep quietly, prompting the arrival of an unexpected visitor. See more Fun Size Horror Original film and submit your own at http://www.funsizehorror.com
Directed by Jack Bennett
Starring Henry Stephen Miller, Frank Dietz, and Jo Holland
Produced by Michael May & Jack Bennett
:02 i LOVE that production company’s little bit
:15 “AND I FUCKING HATE MY KID”
:45 “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO MY DAY JOB OF BEING A LUMBERJACK WITH ALL THIS PARENTING YOU’RE EXPECTING OF ME?!?!”
1:02 aw man, hittin him right in the dead mom/wife funny bone, kid
1:48 I was this kid
1:51 “I’m going to monkey fucking kill you, Johnnyboy”
1:57 “..and this is a picture of me remembering when I had a mom..”
2:10 oh fuck
2:28 oh no, is that your dead mom
2:43 dead mom is more than happy to read you a bedtime story. alive dad is a shithead.
2:56 Studies show: moms always work the second shift, even when they’re dead.
3:35 this is genuinely the most heartwarming horror short I’ve ever watched.
3:50 you are the second favorite parent, lumberjack asshat.
Lesson: Dead mom is the best, alive dad is the worst.
Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩