A. Friend

Description: Home alone at night, a young woman is about to discover the other side of social media…

Seule chez elle la nuit tombée, une jeune femme reçoit une curieuse “demande d’amitié” par internet…

A Thinly Sliced Short
by Erwann Kerroc’h, Amaury Dequé and Guillaume Le Moal
Shot with a Canon 5D Mark II

“CC” DOES NOT MEAN “CREATIVE COMMONS” BUT “CLOSED CAPTIONS”
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

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SB Thoughts:

:18 I bet this’ll be about dick pics

:35 YEAH, FUCK WORK.

1:12 I can’t tell if it’s a pupil or a flower

1:40 so it’s just her and a bunch of women being stalked for a long ass time. great.

2:27 guess that answers that question

3:24 shits not okay

3:56 dude, fuck that.

4:06 WHY DOES –NO ONE– grab a FUCKING weapon??

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Lesson: Facebook ruins lives.

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Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

Facebook Sinister

No Description Provided

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SB Thoughts:

:46

1:04 “hey we’ve been FB friends for 5 seconds, I find you really interesting”

2:10 SO they talked on Facebook in english but in person they don’t?? OK

2:15 “wanna..like..get surgically attached to each other sometime????????????”

3:45 “Get inside.” sounds harmless

3:56 time to light the ceremonial candles

4:14 “I need your blood for the ritual. STOP MAKING THIS ABOUT YOU”

4:30 “we’re here for the sacrafice”

4:34 suddenly there’s a hostage???

4:54 “the page just says, smack them with leaves till they die? I guess let’s try it.”

5:49 blood capsules

6:00 wow, there’s still three more minutes of this

6:27 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6G1uwe20wg

7:00 – 7:40 TRAUMATIC SPOOK FLASHBACKS

7:50 the demon surely let themselves in

7:59 “slidin’ in your hallways like..”

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Lesson: 2017: One minute you’re makin’ out with some rando from Facebook — the next thing you know — you’re watching their amateur exorcism.

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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

The Photographer

Description: THE PHOTOGRAPHER is a short film starring Marine Mendiboure & Louis Ballèvre and directed by Kévin Mendiboure.
Marina, 15 years old, is speaking on facebook with her best friend Olivia about a strange photographer seen the day before. Suddenly she receive a snapchat from unknown number showing a picture of her window taken from the outside…
(For best viewing conditions and total immersion, please watch this movie in the dark with headphones)
Writer & director / KEVIN MENDIBOURE
OFFICIAL WEBSITE : http://www.kevin-mendiboure.com
INSTAGRAM : kevinmendiboure
FACEBOOK : Kévin Mendiboure

Sound / Fabrice Valsin
YOUTUBE : www.youtube.com/c/LayaVF
TWITTER : twitter.com/layavf
INSTAGRAM : layavf
SNAPCHAT : layavf
FACEBOOK : www.facebook.com/layavfpage

The Cast
MARINE MENDIBOURE
LOUIS BALLEVRE

With the kind contribution of Vincent Darkman
FACEBOOK : Vincent Darkman ÉCRIVAIN

@Copyright FrenchHorrorMovies 2017

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SB Thoughts:

:26 she must not give a fuck

:50 “fuck no”

1:04 hey guess what, asshole, you can’t just snapchat people knifes haha

1:20 shits not okay

1:48 “it you”

2:04 “[insert friends name here] can’t answer the phone right now. THEY DEAD.”

2:28 I love that door, but also it shouldn’t exist because it’s made entirely of spooks

3:15 closet hiding. a glorious plan. no one ever thinks to look THERE

3:42 “i’m going to wear my loudest boots to stomp around as an intruder”

4:12 nice skeleton mask, tough guy

4:40 TAKE YOUR PHONE OFF VIBRATE IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

5:30 LMAO HOW DID HE GET IN THE CLOSET WITHOUT HER NOTICING?!?! xD

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Lesson: Silence your phone, stupid millennial.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Swim With Me

Description: “Swim With Me” earned Official Selection as a Semi-Finalist in the Short Horror Category!

Swim With Me, recolored for the HIMP Film Festival. Submitted in the “Student Horror” Category

Written, Directed, and Edited by Ben Escobar

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SB Thoughts:

:16 is this gonna be like rubber, but an inter-tube?

:22 OH SHIT, SCROOGE’S GHOST IS GOIN’ SWIMMIN’!

:54 stairs are hard.

1:33 this sound is like WAY too low

1:59 the ring girl behind you seems to be getting reception JUST FINE?

2:!5 hair for clothes summer 17′

2:33 oh man, no one’s seen one of those screens for awhile. are you getting TV reception through a time machine??

2:56 it must be contagious to all screens

3:05 “oh sorry, did I leave my chain in the doorway? let me just..scoot..that..”

3:10 “WHO’S THE WISEGUY CHAININ’ IN MY DOOR?!”

3:36 is this guy thirsty for hair clothes chain girl, or what?

4:01 you’re askin’ for a pull-in

4:25 “sometimes we swim, sometimes we drown”

4:50 annnnnnnnnnnnnd 

5:06 so are they Facebook official tho?

5:17 JK clearly she’s just playing the field

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Lesson: This woman knows what she wants and she takes it.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Petaka

Description: A short film short (horror movie) by Faris Deni and Bagus Bigwanto, “PETAKA”. It tells of a young office worker who has an attitude of opposition and always excludes what most people fear, one of them is a ghost. For a while from work, he was exhausted from work in the office and distracted by his friends who were frightened by the ghosts in the office. He was annoyed because of the circumstances, then he poured it on his Facebook account. And something odd happens not long.

Visit:
http://www.hog-pictures.com/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/hogpictures
Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/hogpictures
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hogpictures

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SB Thoughts:

:20 SO METAL

:51 so glad that wasn’t translated for me, so I don’t know what’s going on

rough translation seems to be: I do not believe in ghosts!! Where is the challenge!!!

1:55 don’t look now, there’s a hairy graduate tryin to shower with you

2:26 your blanket game is weak, sir

2:32 make the hallway stop screaming at me

2:33 someone restart the hallway, it’s glitching like real bad

2:53 turns out it was super contagious

2:57 “stop choking yourself, stop choking yourself” – this ghost

3:48 sooo..was this supposed to be a face?? or..

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Lesson: “MAKE A STATUS ABOUT ME ONE MORE TIME!” – this ghost

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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Misplaced

Description: Our newest short film “MISPLACED”.
A story of a young girl who lost her phone and that’s all I am going to tell you. smile emoticon
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SB Thoughts:

:17 SCHIGGITY-SHWA? https://youtu.be/-XccUMOQ978

:43 “..finders keepers” :hangs up:

1:53 DON’T YOU SEE I’M TRYING TO SHOOT A MOVIE HERE?? HOW RUDE.

2:20 “okay, I’m sure this won’t turn into a horror movie where it rings in your house”

2:51 this is ONE LOUD ringtone holding nun

3:04 why you creepy peepin when you should be weapon findin??

3:21 hhahah what!! how did laser eyes just waltz right in through the window??

3:50 I’m sure they’re gone now. All clear to open the door!

4:28 why you got so many plastic wrapped comforters?

4:39 hey so this goes against all logic

4:46 physical impossibility.

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Lesson: The “Where’s my iPhone?” app can help you be a couple steps ahead of a physical matter ignoring laser nun.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩