Invaders

Description: These look like normal Mormons to me.

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SB Thoughts:

1:26 hahaha that dude would have actually bled out from that tho

1:40 I like your idea, Jared. Don’t let this meanie make you feel like you don’t have good ideas.

2:16 he’s so happy about the inevitable murder

2:44 hahaha holy shit was that a TURKEY CARVER?

2:50 hahahahahahahaha how even??

3:37 just a coupla real unlucky fellas

4:10 ahhahah his face is just still going

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Lesson: If these Mormons could masturbate maybe they wouldn’t have had such an insatiable blood lust and – all this – could have been avoided.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Ty Magic

Description: None provided.

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SB Thoughts:

:16 hahahahahaahaha yes, kid. yes.

:37 thank you.

:48 maybe the whole movie is just him stacking cups

1:05 is the monster puberty?

1:14 that was so fucking loud hahah

3:05 this is too much stair footage, kiddo directoro

3:25 hahah the sound is just exactly the same regardless of where you are in the house

3:43 time to pull out THE–BIG-GUNS

4:11 the problem is your house has too many doors.

4:30 hahah i love it. If I was a teacher I would give you a B+

5:01 HAVE MORE FAITH. YOU HAVE SO MUCH TIME TO DEVELOP SKILLS.

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Lesson: I hate kids, but kids who make horror can live.

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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Are You Alone?

Description: ARE YOU ALONE? – Award Winning Short Film – Horror
A woman settles in at home. But there is something in the dark… or someone.
Written and Directed by: Peter Algiers
The Woman: Brianna Christensen
The Trickster: Anthony Algiers
Makeup by: Maddie Saunders
Are You Alone?, made with a budget of just $4 was an official selection at The Sixth Sense Horror Film Festival
http://sixthsensehorrorfest.com/
and was an Award Winner at the Ragstvvv Film Festival
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SB Thoughts:

:25 spooks are in the air

1:04 DIDN’T SHE CLOSE THAT DOOR WHEN SHE GOT INSIDE??

1:23 hey, yeah, maybe lock your door LIKE A HUMAN BEING???

1:39 who am I? AM I THE GHOST?? HAVE I ALWAYS BEEN THE GHOST???

1:55 aw, man. I don’t wanna go up in there.

2:25 hey you, in the mask. get outta there.

2:44 hahahaha SO NOW. WE SIT.

2:47 hahaha oh. it’s not a mask. it’s just eye make-up and facial hair.

2:52 let’s be real. this dude would be equally unable to see her in the dark. so –FREE-FOR-ALL!!

3:02 her face is like “I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU.”

3:22 I genuinely have faith in this woman’s ability to survive this.

3:45 could we pan -ANY–SLOWER??

3:52 he’s so gentle with her tho. that was an arm around like “I love you” tho

4:20 I’m sure this is fine. 

4:36 movie over now?

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Lesson: Movie over now.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩