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The Chosen

Description: Velma finally killed Scobby and the gang.

SB Thoughts:

:30 so… what..is it an occult thing?

1:01 she’s just flirting with you

1:29 I hope it’s a whole cult.

1:54 AW YEAH, IT’S A CULT.

2:17 hahah so it just wanted specific body parts of each random person? What is this, May?

2:54 that’s alotta smashed berries

3:22 they’re so GOOPY

3:50 would still bang.

Lesson: I want to watch.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

 

That’s Not Me

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Written by Shubie Recole and Melvin Johnson

Directed, and edited by Melvin Johnson:

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Shot using the Sony Fs 700
Edited using FCPX, Red Giant: Magic Bullet Suite

Music composed by – William Pearson

SB Thoughts:

:09 “hello there, angel from my nightmares..”

:21 THAT’S IT, SHOVEL THAT PUMPKIN SLOP.

:51 unplug your hallway and plug it back in — cuz it glitchy

1:30 I like how he finds nothing odd about being given pumpkin slop on a plate

1:58 is this just cousin it’s daughter? you SEE the resemblance…

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2:32 ah, that neck is so broken.

2:45 couple one two spooks.

Lesson: Cousin It has a daughter.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Blood Bonding

Description: Some kinky shit is about to happen.

SB Thoughts:

:15 this is one of THOSE porns

:30 you know the ones

:43 hahaha how convenient that one of them brought up their own crime article to fuck next to

1:22 “WHAT IS IT LASSIE? IS GRANDPA STUCK IN THE WELL AGAIN??”

1:39 broette, you can’t just cut the cord someones cord like that

2:16 damn, so it is an umbilical cord afterall

Lesson: Mama’s boy’s a freak.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Thaw

Description: Spring is in the air. Birds are singing and the hammer is swinging.

This short film was made in one day on a non existent budget, with the collaboration of my family.

SB Thoughts:

:56 ahaha WTF

1:09 RUN, FOREST. someone just took a sledgehammer to the skull

1:15 the bloody bandit is tryina follow your snow-y footstep ass home. you betta look out.

2:25 guys, no.

Lesson: I was not singing, but the hammer was surely swinging.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Invaders

Description: These look like normal Mormons to me.

SB Thoughts:

1:26 hahaha that dude would have actually bled out from that tho

1:40 I like your idea, Jared. Don’t let this meanie make you feel like you don’t have good ideas.

2:16 he’s so happy about the inevitable murder

2:44 hahaha holy shit was that a TURKEY CARVER?

2:50 hahahahahahahaha how even??

3:37 just a coupla real unlucky fellas

4:10 ahhahah his face is just still going

Lesson: If these Mormons could masturbate maybe they wouldn’t have had such an insatiable blood lust and – all this – could have been avoided.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

The Legend

Description: This is a chase scene I shot for my Video Capture class.
Cast: Killer-Matt Crosse Media
Person 1- Cleo Ibrahim
Person 2- Nick Russell
Thank you to Emily for being so helpful all day!
Music curtesy of Purple-Planet.com

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SB Thoughts:

:55 “we don’t care if we live or die” – these two

1:33 who dat?

1:46 you forgot to mention the part about how the father who ate his family is a mask-y lumberjack.

2:50 NO WILL TO LIVE.

3:02 hahaha what is this?

3:18 I hope he just gets stuck

3:33 it’s like he’s never played hide n go seek in his gotdamn life

4:14 the lumberjack was on his period. stop body shaming.

4:43 how vogue

Lesson: RIP Bozo the Clown bozosdeath.png

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩

Internet Famous

Description: An amateur “Let’s Play” YouTuber finds something more on his channel than let’s play videos of himself.

Written & Directed by Jordan Hudecz
Starring Andrew Cusimano, NIkki Burrage, and Jordan Hudecz
Edited by Jordan Hudecz and Andrew Cusimano

SB Thoughts:

:19 nice pidgeotto haircut

4:03 put your balls on his face

4:20 hahaha so dude’s just still there?? ok

5:20 that’s just the naked guy who lives in his room

5:50 probably should be more concerned right now than you are

7:15 how do you just not even care right now? haha

Lesson: Never put thousands of videos of yourself on the internet or else mysterious legs and arms will pull you into a room of your own house and make love to you all night.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Gotcher

Description: This kid’s got no nose and some guy wears a silly hat.

SB Thoughts:

:19 AA

:28 “My name is Andrew and I’m an alcoholic” – Andrew

1:02 no noses for any of you.

1:10 HOW COULD HIS GLASSES POSSIBLY STAY UP?!?! I call bullshit

1:58 DON’T LET A KID THAT YOUNG ANSWER THE FRONT DOOR ALONE?!?!

2:04 I love this spin off so much.

2:08 kids don’t know SHIT.

2:40 i LOVE THIS. but it’s not spooky. or else it would be a perfect thing.

Lesson: this motherfucker has gotch-ur nose, and -ur nose, and ALL th-ur n-ur-ses.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Alone in the House

Description: Synopsis:
What would you do if you were home alone in the middle of the night and heard banging at your closed bedroom door? Emma is paranoid from hearing strange noises while alone in the house. When no one believes what you hear, how do you cope with your own fear?

Production:
This film was produced in 14 weeks from concept to screen. One of the main challenges was finding a big enough house where horror films typically take place in. House sizes are very small in London so we ended up using a refurbished spacious Victorian house in Lincoln!

Equipment:
Sony A7Sii. Zeiss Batis 25mm f2 & 85mm f1.8, 55mm 1.8, 35mm 2.8 lenses. Kooletron DSLR slider. Aputure lighting kit. iPhone. Monopod. Tripod. Sennheiser MKE 600. Rode boom pole. Sennheiser headphones.

Cast & Crew:
Emma – Geena Marshall
Kevin – Alexander Doddy
Production Assistant – Zac Grego
First Assistant Director – Raees Gillani
Original Music By – Oliver Gibson
Jazz Soundtrack By – http://www.bensound.com
Visual Effects – Jake Jay Eden
Written By – John Cowdell
Directed, Produced and Edited By – Shanil Kawol

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SB Thoughts:

:09 nice lamp

:38 your hallway is too spooky

:45 I didn’t even see anything?

1:13 this acting is so bad

2:43 that’s one VIOLENT knock

3:03 this could only be aliens haha

3:13 what. even? hah

3:34 the ol’ under the bed sheet trick

3:43 SLENDERRMANNN

Lesson: Slenderman was tryin to get that.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

Look-See

Description: This man suffers from hole-head. He’s sensitive about it.

SB Thoughts:

:18 I like that.

:32 AT LEAST PAWN IT!!

:43 OKAY, NVM. DROP IT.

:56 why are those shoes so scary??

1:18 I DON’T WANNA SEE!! :(((

1:28 also, I love your hair.

1:43 let go, you can’t just grab people like that when they’re in the potty.

Lesson: dagger finger’d glove-y bag face doesn’t give a fuck about your ring — he gonna break yo legs anyways.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩