Tag Archives: family

The Chosen

Description: Velma finally killed Scobby and the gang.

SB Thoughts:

:30 so… what..is it an occult thing?

1:01 she’s just flirting with you

1:29 I hope it’s a whole cult.

1:54 AW YEAH, IT’S A CULT.

2:17 hahah so it just wanted specific body parts of each random person? What is this, May?

2:54 that’s alotta smashed berries

3:22 they’re so GOOPY

3:50 would still bang.

Lesson: I want to watch.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

 

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That’s Not Me

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Written by Shubie Recole and Melvin Johnson

Directed, and edited by Melvin Johnson:

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Shot using the Sony Fs 700
Edited using FCPX, Red Giant: Magic Bullet Suite

Music composed by – William Pearson

SB Thoughts:

:09 “hello there, angel from my nightmares..”

:21 THAT’S IT, SHOVEL THAT PUMPKIN SLOP.

:51 unplug your hallway and plug it back in — cuz it glitchy

1:30 I like how he finds nothing odd about being given pumpkin slop on a plate

1:58 is this just cousin it’s daughter? you SEE the resemblance…

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2:32 ah, that neck is so broken.

2:45 couple one two spooks.

Lesson: Cousin It has a daughter.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Blood Bonding

Description: Some kinky shit is about to happen.

SB Thoughts:

:15 this is one of THOSE porns

:30 you know the ones

:43 hahaha how convenient that one of them brought up their own crime article to fuck next to

1:22 “WHAT IS IT LASSIE? IS GRANDPA STUCK IN THE WELL AGAIN??”

1:39 broette, you can’t just cut the cord someones cord like that

2:16 damn, so it is an umbilical cord afterall

Lesson: Mama’s boy’s a freak.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Thaw

Description: Spring is in the air. Birds are singing and the hammer is swinging.

This short film was made in one day on a non existent budget, with the collaboration of my family.

SB Thoughts:

:56 ahaha WTF

1:09 RUN, FOREST. someone just took a sledgehammer to the skull

1:15 the bloody bandit is tryina follow your snow-y footstep ass home. you betta look out.

2:25 guys, no.

Lesson: I was not singing, but the hammer was surely swinging.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Invaders

Description: These look like normal Mormons to me.

SB Thoughts:

1:26 hahaha that dude would have actually bled out from that tho

1:40 I like your idea, Jared. Don’t let this meanie make you feel like you don’t have good ideas.

2:16 he’s so happy about the inevitable murder

2:44 hahaha holy shit was that a TURKEY CARVER?

2:50 hahahahahahahaha how even??

3:37 just a coupla real unlucky fellas

4:10 ahhahah his face is just still going

Lesson: If these Mormons could masturbate maybe they wouldn’t have had such an insatiable blood lust and – all this – could have been avoided.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

The Legend

Description: This is a chase scene I shot for my Video Capture class.
Cast: Killer-Matt Crosse Media
Person 1- Cleo Ibrahim
Person 2- Nick Russell
Thank you to Emily for being so helpful all day!
Music curtesy of Purple-Planet.com

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SB Thoughts:

:55 “we don’t care if we live or die” – these two

1:33 who dat?

1:46 you forgot to mention the part about how the father who ate his family is a mask-y lumberjack.

2:50 NO WILL TO LIVE.

3:02 hahaha what is this?

3:18 I hope he just gets stuck

3:33 it’s like he’s never played hide n go seek in his gotdamn life

4:14 the lumberjack was on his period. stop body shaming.

4:43 how vogue

Lesson: RIP Bozo the Clown bozosdeath.png

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩

Internet Famous

Description: An amateur “Let’s Play” YouTuber finds something more on his channel than let’s play videos of himself.

Written & Directed by Jordan Hudecz
Starring Andrew Cusimano, NIkki Burrage, and Jordan Hudecz
Edited by Jordan Hudecz and Andrew Cusimano

SB Thoughts:

:19 nice pidgeotto haircut

4:03 put your balls on his face

4:20 hahaha so dude’s just still there?? ok

5:20 that’s just the naked guy who lives in his room

5:50 probably should be more concerned right now than you are

7:15 how do you just not even care right now? haha

Lesson: Never put thousands of videos of yourself on the internet or else mysterious legs and arms will pull you into a room of your own house and make love to you all night.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩