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A. Friend

Description: Home alone at night, a young woman is about to discover the other side of social media…

Seule chez elle la nuit tombée, une jeune femme reçoit une curieuse “demande d’amitié” par internet…

A Thinly Sliced Short
by Erwann Kerroc’h, Amaury Dequé and Guillaume Le Moal
Shot with a Canon 5D Mark II

“CC” DOES NOT MEAN “CREATIVE COMMONS” BUT “CLOSED CAPTIONS”
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

SB Thoughts:

:18 I bet this’ll be about dick pics

:35 YEAH, FUCK WORK.

1:12 I can’t tell if it’s a pupil or a flower

1:40 so it’s just her and a bunch of women being stalked for a long ass time. great.

2:27 guess that answers that question

3:24 shits not okay

3:56 dude, fuck that.

4:06 WHY DOES –NO ONE– grab a FUCKING weapon??

Lesson: Facebook ruins lives.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

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SWIPR

Description: Alone for the evening, Vicki meets her match. 👀

Written & Directed by Scott Craig & Andrew Coleman
Starring Emily-Alice Sesto, Stella Taylor, Tim Hayward
Thanks to Nikhil Chavda, Marisol Hillier

Emoji artwork provided by EmojiOne https://www.emojione.com/

Copyright 2017 Craig & Coleman LLP

SB Thoughts:

:09 sick shower curtain

:41 everyone likes booze

:54 i didn’t see, but i’m sure that was a dick pic

1:36 HELLO

1:58 “IN A JEEPERS CREEPERS KIND OF WAY” – this babe

2:08 “…because I’m a demon” – also this babe

2:23 oh okay, that’s fucking weird haha

2:31 NOT OKAY

2:53 WHY WASN’T YOUR DOOR LOCKED BEFORE???

3:08 dude, fuck this haha

4:24 DON’T DO THAT!!!!

4:36 dude. looking through a peephole and seeing total darkness is not good.

4:52 and they’re wearing camo, THAT’S THE WORST.

5:10 omg. that’s so unsettling.

5:50 cool, thanks. just in case I forgot.

6:19 first horror short ever where police may have actually arrived?

6:42 there’s no fucking way this is actually the police tho

Lesson: Fuck the police.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

Good Night Sweetie

Description: Directed and written by Priscilla Grijalva
First Assitant director: Gabriel Acedo-Márquez
Original Music: Nicolás Iaconis
Sounds effects: Michel Yadah Gonzalez
Cast: Rachel Quiñonez, Ernesto Grijalva

SB Thoughts:

:35 I had this jewelry box

:39 that Donald Duck has seen some shit

1:18 oo that’s NOT okay, camera man. you stop that shit RIGHT now.

1:48 I’m sorry your childhood bedroom is full of nightmares, little girl

1:57 hold your breath until you die. IT’S THE ONLY WAY. don’t let the monster win.

2:06 KEEP YOUR EYES COVERED UNTIL YOU’RE OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK!!!

2:10 I’m sorry..was that Ann Frank??

2:19 hey, terrible dad. go check on your daughter who is being tormented by the night.

3:01 she’s like where. THE FUCK. — WERE — YOU?!?! You’re fired as a dad.

3:28 HE JUST STARED EVIL IN THE EYE AND DIDN’T EVEN CARE.

3:52 “..like FOR REAL THO. it moved the door a little bit so it could menacingly watch me sleep.”

4:02 that Donald is the actual devil.

4:18 damn that doll

4:33 she’s still in her bed, huh

Lesson: Is it chilly in here or is that just spooked me?

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

 

 

The Masochist

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“The Masochist”

Directors: Kondelik Brothers
Writers: Jon & James Kondelik
Cinematography: Kyle Stryker

Starring:
Masochist: Jonathan Nation
Sam: Finn Kobler
Fat Pat: Zion Healy
2nd Masochist: Kalie Acheson
Rick the Dick: Reno Selsmer

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SB Thoughts:

:08 high five ALCOHOLIC DAD

:28 hahaha this couldn’t be anymore perfect for teenage white dudes. they love violence.

:54 flawless transition into a religious pun, Carnie

1:11 this is exactly the kind of thing boys who use vagina as an insult promote

1:44 “oh shit, alcoholic dad? sorry about that baseball to the head and stuff”

1:50 his deep seeded daddy issues are tingling

2:28 ooo the man-up resentment is tangible

2:33 nail baseball to the dick

2:49 who needs dads, I guess?

Lesson: Toxic masculinity, it’ll kill ya.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

Guest

Description: Guess who does not let you sleep.

SB Thoughts:

:50 same.png

:53 don’t worry, sounds like they let themselves in

:59 JUST WALK INTO THE DARKNESS WHY DON’T YOU

1:39 crinkled note outside your doorstep with a number marked for midnight.

ya, sure, I guess who gives a fuck?whogivesafuck.png

1:40 I could never live in an apartment where the hallway always appeared to be a gateway into nightmare land

1:59 TIME JUST STOPPED?

2:08 death o’ clock

2:55 you walking out of your own hallway is it’s own nightmare fuel

3:05 THIS IS ACTUALLY THE SCARIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN. MY ENTIRE BODY IS TERRIFIED. THIS IS A FULL BODY EXPERIENCE.

3:11 I am MAYBE about to cry

3:18 i fucking hate this haha

3:23 this is the worst. both sides of you are pure terror

Lesson: This woman lives in hell.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

The Face Swap

Description: You’ll never want to face swap again.

SB Thoughts:

:00 WAY TO GIVE TO LEAVE NOTHING TO THE IMAGINATION, PREVIEW IMAGE

:05 ohhh, and here I thought the cat was just evil

:09 DON’T GO BACK THERE — WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!!?!

:18 IT’S LIKE YOU HAVE NO WILL TO LIVE AT ALLLLL

:24 “ohhhhFUUCKK” — actual words out of my mouth

:28 :Ashton Kutcher runs out:punk'd.png

:30 ah fuck, that was just mean.

Lesson: I just pissed myself. They faked me out so hard with that shitty graphic preview image. Bravo.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩