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Family Dinner

Description: None provided.

SB Thoughts:

:23 sushi, niiiiiiiice

:51 those are empty. WHAT GIVES???

1:20 what’s wrong, grumpy face?

2:52 sounds like his son is a dog.

3:35 buns

3:53 littering is against the law!

4:17 who are they fooling that that’s a boy? but i guess, who actually cares, gender is fluid.

4:52 you get empty sushi

5:04 “YOU’LL EAT EMPTY SUSHI AND YOU’LL LIKE IT!!!!” is what they didn’t say.

5:38 “that’s right, eat it, motherfucker.” – also what they didn’t say.

6:25 “NO DADS, ONLY EMPTY SUSHI!!!” – these lesbians

6:45 “now you die and we make sushi of you.” – also these lesbians

7:20 “eat your son” – these lesbians

7:50 “he’s taking a nap –IN THE SHOWER– OF YOUR MOUTH” – ALSO ALSO THESE LESBIANS.

8:44 dessert is his balls.

Lesson: Lesbians eat men in sushi. Fuck the patriarchy.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

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Bounce House of Horror!

Description: Concerned moms Dawn and Jaime wonder why their children haven’t come out of a mysterious bounce house in the middle of the park; the mystery turns to horror when Dawn sends her husband Dave to investigate…

“Bounce House of Horror!” is the fifth episode in the “Scary Endings” monthly Short Horror Series. Subscribe for more horror shorts.

Starring Sarah Scott, Michael Alperin, Betsy Currie and Miles Chandler
Written by Jessica Chandler & John Fitzpatrick
Directed by John Fitzpatrick

Produced by Brian Chandler, Jessica Chandler, Ryan Dillon, John Fitzpatrick, Sarah Fitzpatrick and Adam J. Yeend.

Watch Scary Endings Season 2 starting with “The Nightmare” https://youtu.be/SpuWu_N62Ns

Scary Endings Series Playlist:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-zxi
Episode 10: “Welcome to the Circus” https://youtu.be/ntmUWNIlO0I
Episode 9: “The Grinning Man” https://youtu.be/MPPpSq8XNeM
Episode 8: “U Get What U Deserve” https://youtu.be/SjtJIs3700o
Episode 7: “Smother Mother” https://youtu.be/RhW4nsPY73Y
Episode 6: “He’s Right Behind You” https://youtu.be/uDqh8Ey04yo
Episode 4: “Yummy Meat: A Halloween Carol” https://youtu.be/ThRMQ5UP4R8
Episode 3: “The Babysitter and the Boogeyman” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssFsb
Episode 2: “Voyeur” https://youtu.be/QjVbtKntWtU
Episode 1: “We Always Come Back” https://youtu.be/C-zxiDJ6ziY
SKYPEMARE: https://youtu.be/hIFkut11Xpc

#ScaryEndings #Skypemare

SB Thoughts:

:31 “whoops! we’re all bad moms today”

1:31 if you tell a son small enough be in a bouncy house “here comes the pain” you should probably hand your kid over to CPS..

1:40 bad dads don’t get legs.

1:56 hahaha WHATHAHAH

2:01 beetlejuice, beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE!

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2:15 don’t you know you’re always supposed to run in a diagonal??

2:30 if you think that worm can’t nom your whole car, you a fool

2:58 “your brother is dead and all you can complain about is your car seat!”

Lesson: Fun Fact: I had my first kiss inside of a bouncy house.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Dying Beauty

Description: A widow is left lifeless after a gruesome car accident took the life of her baby boy and husband. After waking up from a nightmare she realizes she has to try to move on with her life and carry them with her wherever she goes. But is it too late?

Directed by James Allen

Widow played by Izabel Pavlova

Ghost played by J’shaun Allen

Music by Jeucey Negrete and Gage Farnes

SB Thoughts:

1:22 have you heard of tinder?

1:31 ..was this shot really necessary?

1:41 time to eat pills and drink my fruit punch

1:49 uh you dropped your fruit punch

1:55 – 2:11 now it’s getting everywhere

2:34 sometimes we all dream we killed ourselves, witch Melania

3:02 “I wish I was married to this stuffed dog, but instead I’m married to Donald Trump”

3:23 “this is where I would put my baby……………….ifihadone.jpg

3:35 what is a cyclops doing in that baby bedroom?

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3:43 ugh you have terrible taste in coffee

4:29 – 4:52 so glad we got this car footage in the film

5:05 time to buy cat food for that cat that didn’t exist in my home

5:30 totally forget the cat food

5:38 hahah what

6:18 you think you can just go out and buy cat food dead on black-sheet’d-ghost-in-your-hallway’s watch?!?! THINK AGAIN.

6:28 someone turned your nice stuffed dog into a dirty white eyed porcelain doll

6:34 and glued others to your ceiling

6:36 also, hands?

6:50 someone get this woman an emmy

7:17 what is it, witch Melania? speak.

7:28 ah yeah, about that..

7:44 don’t you hate it when your living room floor turns into a sand fire pit, black smoke seeps from under your basement door, the rubberman from AHS crawls your walls, and your front door is unleave-able?

8:10 just what this short needed –a drone.

Lesson: When all else fails, bring in the drone footage.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Hallway

Description: A school project I did together with my classmates. No budget, shooting in three days, editing in one week. I’m really happy how it came out and everyone did such a great job!

Keep subtitles on for English translations!

OAMK:
http://oamk.fi/

SB Thoughts:

:43 ha ha sucks to suck

:55 “I’m the heavy breathing phone burglar”

1:34 did no one mention the endless hallway at work? HOW UNLUCKY

1:56 scratch that, luck is on your side

2:24 talktothehand.jpg

2:42 dancing.gif

2:52 the ol’ ghost call yourself trick

3:02 but actually tho, do it

3:06 slennndderrrmannnn slenderman_meme.png

3:13 “and then I said, ‘could your boots BE any louder??'”

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3:21 tate? rubberman.jpg

 

3:52 OKAY, BYE

Lesson: Not bad for a school project.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Porcelain

Description: Lucy and Sam – two siblings home alone for the weekend. What horrors will unfold when Lucy finds a porcelain doll in an old box in the attic?

SB Thoughts:

:08 this is already extremely unnerving

:49 “hey uh, Sam, what the fuck was all that rollie pollie ollie shit that just happened real loud above our heads?”

1:28 that floral wallpaper is as pretty as it is ugly

1:48 um, okay?

2:00 –YOU KNO I’M GONNA THO

2:33 that is not a sight you just brush off. box it all back up. burn it.

3:26 CARPET YES.

3:38 cry with fear and burn it already

4:06 ask yourself, is there a fan in my house? if no, IT’S SPOOKS afoot.

4:29 since when is there a bench there? and why is this doll SO HIGH?

4:46 I can’t be the only one imagining her waking up naked and laying spread eagle in the middle of a circle of candles right now

5:01 okay, that’s three too many sets of hands. you’re under arrest for spooking me out.

5:58 SEE THOSE DREAM HANDS, LUCY?? those were MY dream hands…dollface.png

6:15 “ya, I also speak and exist”

6:45 NOW THE DOLL IS A DRONE

6:58 lemme get that comforter tho

7:11 lemme get those doors tho

7:33 “I was just learning how to play the piano –SO I CAN KILL YOU SOFTLY WITH MY SONG”

7:51 “time to drink my daily dose of diarrhea”

9:07 this family owns so many fucking candles

9:33 hahaha

10:26 I remember my first time applying eye shadow

10:39 what’s that, just one of those Halloween decorations?

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10:44 QUITE THE TIME JUMP

10:52 why would this guy just big full arm fireplace diggin’ like that??

Lesson: Never go in your attic if you’re allergic to death by porcelain spook.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Leaning

Description: Official Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/LeaningAHorr…

WINNER – Special Jury Award – Now Or Never IFF 2015 – Spain
WINNER – Best Screenplay – Premio Nazionale Bernardino Zapponi 201

SB Thoughts:

:32 THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE TREES

:59 aw man, is she about to fall out of that window bein toast dumb?

1:30 welp, the killer’s in that camper

2:20 hahaha shamelessly blatant

2:51 who else is grossed out by this dudes long stringy back of head hairs?

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3:05 quit eatin’ your toast, Lucy, there’s murder afoot.

3:59 scene1.png

even the crypt keeper had more hairs

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4:12 – 4:15 fixate on how much that pot sucks some more, why don’t ya

4:24 course it’s hot, you dummy, it’s on the fucking stove

4:33 excuse me, what the fuck was that mouth movement? get outta town.

5:01 he sure doesn’t beat around the bush

5:12 like really, just, eweww.png

5:15 even ewer

5:27scissor.png

scissor me timbers

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5:44 hahahaha she doesn’t give one fuck about him – get outta her way.

6:05 you come into MY HOUSE thinkin you can scissor MY TIMBERS. you got another thing comin, buster

6:11 aw man, is this gonna be the ol’ switcheroo. are they actually the bad guys? and he’s just some priest tryin to get the kid back that was stolen on the radio??

6:13 nice emo kid cross. what is that, a tattoo idea to finish your sleeve?

6:28 chahaha. witches are the best tho. who cares if they eat kids, we gotta too many of those bastards as is…who am I to question other people’s dietary habits?

7:03 I’M MEELLLLTTTIINNNGGG etcetc

7:11 you still nasty tho

7:25 little kidnapped spook

7:38 ya we got it already, radio star

Lesson: The headline will read, “Nasty priest makes witch wet and retrieves stolen kid.”

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Misplaced

Description: Our newest short film “MISPLACED”.
A story of a young girl who lost her phone and that’s all I am going to tell you. smile emoticon
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SB Thoughts:

:17 SCHIGGITY-SHWA? https://youtu.be/-XccUMOQ978

:43 “..finders keepers” :hangs up:

1:53 DON’T YOU SEE I’M TRYING TO SHOOT A MOVIE HERE?? HOW RUDE.

2:20 “okay, I’m sure this won’t turn into a horror movie where it rings in your house”

2:51 this is ONE LOUD ringtone holding nun

3:04 why you creepy peepin when you should be weapon findin??

3:21 hhahah what!! how did laser eyes just waltz right in through the window??

3:50 I’m sure they’re gone now. All clear to open the door!

4:28 why you got so many plastic wrapped comforters?

4:39 hey so this goes against all logic

4:46 physical impossibility.

Lesson: The “Where’s my iPhone?” app can help you be a couple steps ahead of a physical matter ignoring laser nun.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩