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Paranoia

Description: Selected: FRESH FILM FESTIVAL 2017
Directed by Reuben Harvey
An ©SLS Original Drama
(Alternate Ending Films)
In Association with Cut And Print Films

This well crafted and superbly executed short combines visually pleasing cinematography and scares to create a brilliant and unique film.

Directed by REUBEN HARVEY
Starring DAVID BELL
Executive Producer ADAM HOWE

SLS Productions / Alternate Ending Films:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEzy…

Cut And Print Films:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCgP…

SB Thoughts:

:09 poor cow, let it free to do cow life stuff.

:32 these would be MUCH prettier in color –AS DESIGNED

:53 K LET’S GET TO THE SPOOKS. WE’VE GOT ENOUGH ENVIRONMENT.

1:04 “WHO’S THE WISEGUY THAT SHUT OFF MY MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC” – this fuckin’ smartiepants

1:53 first they turn off your tunes, next they’re openin’ and closin’ your doors.

2:!2 NOW THEY BREAK SHIT. that’s the last straw!!

2:39 don’t run around all willynilly, you could get hurt.

2:51 hahah why

3:02 nice house. wanna fuck about it?

3:20 maybe the whole rest of the movie is just him locking stuff

3:39 AGAIN WASTED BEAUTY BY BLACK AND WHITE

4:02 dude just had an itchy face, stop mean muggin’

4:40 hitachi magic wands are cameras too. wow.

5:17 “fuck your camera” – camera smackin’ bandit

5:39 wow, it’s a person. who saw that coming??

5:48 hide inside with all your locks, little boy

Lesson: Teenagers are B&Eing assholes.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩ [not enough spooks]

Internet Famous

Description: An amateur “Let’s Play” YouTuber finds something more on his channel than let’s play videos of himself.

Written & Directed by Jordan Hudecz
Starring Andrew Cusimano, NIkki Burrage, and Jordan Hudecz
Edited by Jordan Hudecz and Andrew Cusimano

SB Thoughts:

:19 nice pidgeotto haircut

4:03 put your balls on his face

4:20 hahaha so dude’s just still there?? ok

5:20 that’s just the naked guy who lives in his room

5:50 probably should be more concerned right now than you are

7:15 how do you just not even care right now? haha

Lesson: Never put thousands of videos of yourself on the internet or else mysterious legs and arms will pull you into a room of your own house and make love to you all night.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

If You See It You Live

Description: If You See it You Live.

Peoria Film Fest (Horror Skit) 2nd Place Winner.

Directed, Written, and Filmed by Garrett Bennion.
Starring Isabella Rebb as the main character.
Along With Corey Gschwend.

Requirements were:
1. Had to be under 3 minutes black to black
2. Had to be at a park for at least one scene

If you see it you live is a short story following a girl at a quiet park at night. Two letters come to her, telling her that she will hear ‘it’ coming and that if she ‘see’s it’ she’ll live.

SB Thoughts:

:20 so this is one of those pornos

:33 JUST LEAVE YOUR STUFF?!?!

:50 ifyouknowwhatimean.gif

1:12 if you’re gonna have your monster talk through strangers at least make its voice audible to the viewership in a way that doesn’t require volume to be on 100%

1:58 the monster is a guy in a hoodie. the most terrifying predator of them all.

2:20 your battery dead.

2:53 now she’s a flashlight

Lesson: Who needs endings?

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

I’m Home

Description: EDIT: Not sure why this is randomly getting so many views, this was a quick side project we did based off a little cool idea we had. Check out some of the other films on my channel for some of my more major works.

Written, Directed, and Produced by Adam Present and Matt San Miguel
Starring Julia Robinson, with Lucas San Miguel
Cinematography, Editing, and Sound Mixing and Editing by Matt San Miguel and Adam Present
Visual Effects by Sam Lowenburg

SB Thoughts:

1:08 “thanks for setting a place for me. ” – plate moving spook

1:18 “right back atcha” – also a plate moving spook

2:05 TV; it’ll rotcha brains

2:32 spooks gotta shower too

3:00 gonna make a wild guess it’s not Jack

3:14 power outage? the lasagna is DOOMED.

3:39 creepy woman’s voice, never good.

4:02 jack’s a dick.

Lesson: Jolly Green Giant had a hipster son.

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green-giant

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

The 5th Floor

Description: Written & Directed by
Peter Falconer

Starring
Georgia Burnett
Charlie Falconer

Boom Operator
Liam Hartley

Special Thanks to
Steve Falconer

All music sourced from Incompetech

“Spider Eyes” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b…

“Oppressive Gloom” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b…

SB Thoughts:

:42 don’t be nervous, girl. you gon die.

1:09 leave. take the stairs.

1:16 good choice

1:29 TAKE THE STAIRS

1:37 YOU COULDN’T PAY ME ENOUGH MONEY

2:01 it would be scary if there was ANY makeup at all and if the wig wasn’t TERRIBLE

2:05 ever heard of personal space?

2:14 oh NOW YOU TAKE THE STAIRS

2:35 guess who you showed what floor you were going to already??

2:55 WHERE ARE YOU EVEN GOING IN THIS BUILDING??

3:23 I can’t get over how bad the dress and the hair are

4:00 hahahah

Lesson: Turn on the lights? Don’t get in an elevator clearly full of spooks?

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Mr Creak

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SB Thoughts:

:28 where are we right now?

:32 somewhere with dolls, that’s for sure

:43 lemme get that wallpaper tho

1:00 are we in her attic? who’s to say??

1:33 doll house covered in vines or blood?

1:55 that’s not a good sign

2:02 this deserves it’s own stand alone.

2:28 whoever left these notes is a certain kinda meanie

2:35 maybe just don’t read this one?

2:51 FUCK THIS DOLL HOUSE

3:25 LISTEN TO THE PAPER, LADY

3:28 he’s just a big ol’ bat

Lesson: Don’t consult dollhouses for ANYTHING.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

A Killer Date

Description: “When two high school sweethearts sneak into a barn for the night, they find it’s not as abandoned as they had hoped.”

Directed by Eli Solt

Starring
Jazmine Huertas
Grant Koch
Cullen Wiley

Writer and Director of Photography
Carter Knopik

Producer
Maya Peirce

Production Designers
Brook Zessin
Jacob Skoda

Effects Makeup
Hayden Howe

Thanks to
Anna Nolan
Allen Covault
Evan Forney
Joe Birkel

A KILLER DATE

A 2020 Productions Film

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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/2020.produc…
Bloopers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW9eG…

SB Thoughts:

:30 the circus is the worst

1:24 this acting.

2:11 everyone ignore the clown in your peripheral

2:20 so sheltered it hurts

2:56 what is that, cherry pucker? ew

3:39 hahah what could have caused an explosion?

4:58 ya boy is dead

5:06 the last thing anyone should do in a situation like that is run aimlessly into forestry..

5:30 he got scarecrow’d

Lesson: The joker owns property out here.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

The Orchard

Description: A group of teenagers come back from a party when their car breaks down.

Filmed on Canon 6D

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My Website
http://www.jacobsouza.com/

SB Thoughts:

:39 “I gotta pee…OUT THIS DEMON”

:59 robbie, you are a bad actor

1:14 “Robbie, you know I’m actually gay right?”

1:38 “babe, no one gives a fuck, just get to peein on those apples”

2:00 “tonight I wore my best bed sheet for the occasion”

2:28 “welp, I don’t see any apples. guess I’ll just pee on this cross”

2:38 hahahahah LIKE SHE DIDN’T SEE THAT CIRCLE OF CANDLES BEFORE WE PANNED TO IT. (sorry for possession shaming)

3:32 “shh shh, guys, check out this circle of candles we all saw from back by the car because we’ve been walking maybe 30 feet”

3:45 “demon whispers, demon whispers”

4:24 “i don’t know what to do…let’s make out about it”

4:35 possessed by a rooster

5:23 LUCY JAPANESE JAPANESE JAPANESE DOMO RIGATO MR– error

Lesson: If you have to pee on the side of the road, don’t walk into the obvious demonic circle of candles and you’ll be fine.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Good Night

Description:  father fails to convince his son to go to sleep quietly, prompting the arrival of an unexpected visitor. See more Fun Size Horror Original film and submit your own at http://www.funsizehorror.com

Directed by Jack Bennett
Starring Henry Stephen Miller, Frank Dietz, and Jo Holland
Produced by Michael May & Jack Bennett

SB Thoughts:

:02 i LOVE that production company’s little bit

:15 “AND I FUCKING HATE MY KID”

:45 “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO MY DAY JOB OF BEING A LUMBERJACK WITH ALL THIS PARENTING YOU’RE EXPECTING OF ME?!?!”

1:02 aw man, hittin him right in the dead mom/wife funny bone, kid

1:48 I was this kid

1:51 “I’m going to monkey fucking kill you, Johnnyboy”

1:57 “..and this is a picture of me remembering when I had a mom..”

2:10 oh fuck

2:28 oh no, is that your dead mom

2:43 dead mom is more than happy to read you a bedtime story. alive dad is a shithead.

2:56 Studies show: moms always work the second shift, even when they’re dead.

3:35 this is genuinely the most heartwarming horror short I’ve ever watched.

3:50 you are the second favorite parent, lumberjack asshat.

Lesson: Dead mom is the best, alive dad is the worst.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Speechless

Description: http://www.speechlessmovie.com/

A boy tries to find out if someone is really outside of his bedroom door.

Starring Ryan Craig, Shani Salyers Stiles and Scott Allen Tucker

Story by Dan Dark
Directed by Dustin Demoret
Produced by Dan Dark and Lauren Harper Dumoulin

Filmed by Bayonet Media

(c) 2017 Dan Dark

SB Thoughts:

:24 ALRIGHT, who gave the alien from signs a flashlight and some roller skates?

1:07 also maybe a whistle and a bird?

2:09 hopefully this alien knows english and also has a writing utensil on their person

2:15 there we go, Bobby my boy. sharing is caring.

2:50 well, they asked nicely?

4:04 “not my skin…I need that stuff”

4:26 “I’m your mom; I brought that skin into this world and I’m here to take it back.”

4:45 mean mom is mean.

5:12 aw shit, Bobby. hold onto your skin cuz it about to get ripped.

5:20 rude. that colored pencil didn’t even belong to you.

5:27 why is the signs alien covered in seaweed and surrounded by birds?

5:41 this whole time it was the work of just one ugly [but literate] gorilla.

Lesson: Gorillas want to eat your skin, and your mom doesn’t even care.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩