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Paranoia

Description: Selected: FRESH FILM FESTIVAL 2017
Directed by Reuben Harvey
An ©SLS Original Drama
(Alternate Ending Films)
In Association with Cut And Print Films

This well crafted and superbly executed short combines visually pleasing cinematography and scares to create a brilliant and unique film.

Directed by REUBEN HARVEY
Starring DAVID BELL
Executive Producer ADAM HOWE

SLS Productions / Alternate Ending Films:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEzy…

Cut And Print Films:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCgP…

SB Thoughts:

:09 poor cow, let it free to do cow life stuff.

:32 these would be MUCH prettier in color –AS DESIGNED

:53 K LET’S GET TO THE SPOOKS. WE’VE GOT ENOUGH ENVIRONMENT.

1:04 “WHO’S THE WISEGUY THAT SHUT OFF MY MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC” – this fuckin’ smartiepants

1:53 first they turn off your tunes, next they’re openin’ and closin’ your doors.

2:!2 NOW THEY BREAK SHIT. that’s the last straw!!

2:39 don’t run around all willynilly, you could get hurt.

2:51 hahah why

3:02 nice house. wanna fuck about it?

3:20 maybe the whole rest of the movie is just him locking stuff

3:39 AGAIN WASTED BEAUTY BY BLACK AND WHITE

4:02 dude just had an itchy face, stop mean muggin’

4:40 hitachi magic wands are cameras too. wow.

5:17 “fuck your camera” – camera smackin’ bandit

5:39 wow, it’s a person. who saw that coming??

5:48 hide inside with all your locks, little boy

Lesson: Teenagers are B&Eing assholes.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩ [not enough spooks]

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Internet Famous

Description: An amateur “Let’s Play” YouTuber finds something more on his channel than let’s play videos of himself.

Written & Directed by Jordan Hudecz
Starring Andrew Cusimano, NIkki Burrage, and Jordan Hudecz
Edited by Jordan Hudecz and Andrew Cusimano

SB Thoughts:

:19 nice pidgeotto haircut

4:03 put your balls on his face

4:20 hahaha so dude’s just still there?? ok

5:20 that’s just the naked guy who lives in his room

5:50 probably should be more concerned right now than you are

7:15 how do you just not even care right now? haha

Lesson: Never put thousands of videos of yourself on the internet or else mysterious legs and arms will pull you into a room of your own house and make love to you all night.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

If You See It You Live

Description: If You See it You Live.

Peoria Film Fest (Horror Skit) 2nd Place Winner.

Directed, Written, and Filmed by Garrett Bennion.
Starring Isabella Rebb as the main character.
Along With Corey Gschwend.

Requirements were:
1. Had to be under 3 minutes black to black
2. Had to be at a park for at least one scene

If you see it you live is a short story following a girl at a quiet park at night. Two letters come to her, telling her that she will hear ‘it’ coming and that if she ‘see’s it’ she’ll live.

SB Thoughts:

:20 so this is one of those pornos

:33 JUST LEAVE YOUR STUFF?!?!

:50 ifyouknowwhatimean.gif

1:12 if you’re gonna have your monster talk through strangers at least make its voice audible to the viewership in a way that doesn’t require volume to be on 100%

1:58 the monster is a guy in a hoodie. the most terrifying predator of them all.

2:20 your battery dead.

2:53 now she’s a flashlight

Lesson: Who needs endings?

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

I’m Home

Description: EDIT: Not sure why this is randomly getting so many views, this was a quick side project we did based off a little cool idea we had. Check out some of the other films on my channel for some of my more major works.

Written, Directed, and Produced by Adam Present and Matt San Miguel
Starring Julia Robinson, with Lucas San Miguel
Cinematography, Editing, and Sound Mixing and Editing by Matt San Miguel and Adam Present
Visual Effects by Sam Lowenburg

SB Thoughts:

1:08 “thanks for setting a place for me. ” – plate moving spook

1:18 “right back atcha” – also a plate moving spook

2:05 TV; it’ll rotcha brains

2:32 spooks gotta shower too

3:00 gonna make a wild guess it’s not Jack

3:14 power outage? the lasagna is DOOMED.

3:39 creepy woman’s voice, never good.

4:02 jack’s a dick.

Lesson: Jolly Green Giant had a hipster son.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

The 5th Floor

Description: Written & Directed by
Peter Falconer

Starring
Georgia Burnett
Charlie Falconer

Boom Operator
Liam Hartley

Special Thanks to
Steve Falconer

All music sourced from Incompetech

“Spider Eyes” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b…

“Oppressive Gloom” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b…

SB Thoughts:

:42 don’t be nervous, girl. you gon die.

1:09 leave. take the stairs.

1:16 good choice

1:29 TAKE THE STAIRS

1:37 YOU COULDN’T PAY ME ENOUGH MONEY

2:01 it would be scary if there was ANY makeup at all and if the wig wasn’t TERRIBLE

2:05 ever heard of personal space?

2:14 oh NOW YOU TAKE THE STAIRS

2:35 guess who you showed what floor you were going to already??

2:55 WHERE ARE YOU EVEN GOING IN THIS BUILDING??

3:23 I can’t get over how bad the dress and the hair are

4:00 hahahah

Lesson: Turn on the lights? Don’t get in an elevator clearly full of spooks?

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Mr Creak

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SB Thoughts:

:28 where are we right now?

:32 somewhere with dolls, that’s for sure

:43 lemme get that wallpaper tho

1:00 are we in her attic? who’s to say??

1:33 doll house covered in vines or blood?

1:55 that’s not a good sign

2:02 this deserves it’s own stand alone.

2:28 whoever left these notes is a certain kinda meanie

2:35 maybe just don’t read this one?

2:51 FUCK THIS DOLL HOUSE

3:25 LISTEN TO THE PAPER, LADY

3:28 he’s just a big ol’ bat

Lesson: Don’t consult dollhouses for ANYTHING.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

A Killer Date

Description: “When two high school sweethearts sneak into a barn for the night, they find it’s not as abandoned as they had hoped.”

Directed by Eli Solt

Starring
Jazmine Huertas
Grant Koch
Cullen Wiley

Writer and Director of Photography
Carter Knopik

Producer
Maya Peirce

Production Designers
Brook Zessin
Jacob Skoda

Effects Makeup
Hayden Howe

Thanks to
Anna Nolan
Allen Covault
Evan Forney
Joe Birkel

A KILLER DATE

A 2020 Productions Film

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Bloopers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW9eG…

SB Thoughts:

:30 the circus is the worst

1:24 this acting.

2:11 everyone ignore the clown in your peripheral

2:20 so sheltered it hurts

2:56 what is that, cherry pucker? ew

3:39 hahah what could have caused an explosion?

4:58 ya boy is dead

5:06 the last thing anyone should do in a situation like that is run aimlessly into forestry..

5:30 he got scarecrow’d

Lesson: The joker owns property out here.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩