Description: A lonely man finally finds true love.
:10 getta loada that beard
:34 ketchupy nailpolish
:44 THAT’S AN ORGREENIC PAN! Those pans are the best.
:50 pro tip: whenever anyone cooks meat in a horror movie, its always human meat
1:34 silly goose, how could you forget the salt??
1:45 hey, so like, beardy maybe actually she’s not your type?
2:17 she just wanted to cuddle
Lesson: She wanted dessert first, if you know what I mean.
Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩